Twisted Mare Stables
@twistedmarestables.bsky.social
Living my lifelong dream to have my very own horses. Safe haven for retired horses, a random goat, and whole mess of other critters. Retired Air Force but not retired. No maga welcome here.
Monkey Moo certainly knows how to make himself comfortable.
He’s such a funny and sweet little dog - I’m honestly so happy he’s part of our family 💕
He’s such a funny and sweet little dog - I’m honestly so happy he’s part of our family 💕
January 29, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Monkey Moo certainly knows how to make himself comfortable.
He’s such a funny and sweet little dog - I’m honestly so happy he’s part of our family 💕
He’s such a funny and sweet little dog - I’m honestly so happy he’s part of our family 💕
Freya says it’s okay to bite fascists.
January 28, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Freya says it’s okay to bite fascists.
I got about two hours of sleep last night and apparently my body now thinks that’s normal.
Anyways, here’s a pic of Roo being the most adorable mini mare ever.
Anyways, here’s a pic of Roo being the most adorable mini mare ever.
January 28, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I got about two hours of sleep last night and apparently my body now thinks that’s normal.
Anyways, here’s a pic of Roo being the most adorable mini mare ever.
Anyways, here’s a pic of Roo being the most adorable mini mare ever.
Sabo realized I was taking pictures and moved, hence the blur. But how cute are these two boys? Sabo and Monkey Moo are best of friends and now I’m stuck with this little found hound forever. 😂😂
January 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Sabo realized I was taking pictures and moved, hence the blur. But how cute are these two boys? Sabo and Monkey Moo are best of friends and now I’m stuck with this little found hound forever. 😂😂
This was taken a few days before my Roxie girl (the horse) passed away. She never liked dogs and yet let me and Sabo hang out with her in the sunshine.
I absolutely love this picture.
I absolutely love this picture.
January 13, 2026 at 4:25 AM
This was taken a few days before my Roxie girl (the horse) passed away. She never liked dogs and yet let me and Sabo hang out with her in the sunshine.
I absolutely love this picture.
I absolutely love this picture.
Guess who is at the emergency vet with weird eyeball stuff?
Yesterday was Ragamuffin’s 7th anniversary with us and this is a really stupid way to celebrate.
Yesterday was Ragamuffin’s 7th anniversary with us and this is a really stupid way to celebrate.
January 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Guess who is at the emergency vet with weird eyeball stuff?
Yesterday was Ragamuffin’s 7th anniversary with us and this is a really stupid way to celebrate.
Yesterday was Ragamuffin’s 7th anniversary with us and this is a really stupid way to celebrate.
Year of the horse but this is the horse.
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Year of the horse but this is the horse.
Besotted.
I swear to god, if I end up with another dang horse…🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
I swear to god, if I end up with another dang horse…🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
January 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Besotted.
I swear to god, if I end up with another dang horse…🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
I swear to god, if I end up with another dang horse…🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
I have no idea if Monkey Moo is scared of fireworks or not. I have plenty of anti-anxiety meds on hand for Sabo and Misty - should I go ahead and med Monkey just in case?
New Year’s Eve around here sounds like a war zone. And yes. I know what that sounds like and I’m not exaggerating.
New Year’s Eve around here sounds like a war zone. And yes. I know what that sounds like and I’m not exaggerating.
December 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I have no idea if Monkey Moo is scared of fireworks or not. I have plenty of anti-anxiety meds on hand for Sabo and Misty - should I go ahead and med Monkey just in case?
New Year’s Eve around here sounds like a war zone. And yes. I know what that sounds like and I’m not exaggerating.
New Year’s Eve around here sounds like a war zone. And yes. I know what that sounds like and I’m not exaggerating.
Freya likes to eat her dinner at this end of the stall so she can watch the other horses.
I call this “Dinner and a Show”
I call this “Dinner and a Show”
December 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Freya likes to eat her dinner at this end of the stall so she can watch the other horses.
I call this “Dinner and a Show”
I call this “Dinner and a Show”
I hit up TJ Maxx for their after Christmas sale and got sheets and blankets for Misty’s new bed.
All of their Christmas dog toys were on sale too so everyone got presents (dogs don’t know what day it is so every day can be Christmas if we want!)
Misty is pretty happy with her human bed I think 💕
All of their Christmas dog toys were on sale too so everyone got presents (dogs don’t know what day it is so every day can be Christmas if we want!)
Misty is pretty happy with her human bed I think 💕
December 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I hit up TJ Maxx for their after Christmas sale and got sheets and blankets for Misty’s new bed.
All of their Christmas dog toys were on sale too so everyone got presents (dogs don’t know what day it is so every day can be Christmas if we want!)
Misty is pretty happy with her human bed I think 💕
All of their Christmas dog toys were on sale too so everyone got presents (dogs don’t know what day it is so every day can be Christmas if we want!)
Misty is pretty happy with her human bed I think 💕
It’s so hard to tell if Sabo likes ear rubs or not 😂😂
December 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It’s so hard to tell if Sabo likes ear rubs or not 😂😂
How Monkey Moo naps after keeping me up all night.
December 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
How Monkey Moo naps after keeping me up all night.
They are perfect for sure! So are Australian cattle dogs 💕💕
December 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
They are perfect for sure! So are Australian cattle dogs 💕💕
Not the greatest picture but here’s our old girl, Misty, on her Christmas present.
Yes. It’s a twin sized mattress in my living room. Misty is very old and refuses to use dog beds. So my bestie gave us a practically new human bed for her.
Ignore the mess in the back - I am chaotic and busy lol
Yes. It’s a twin sized mattress in my living room. Misty is very old and refuses to use dog beds. So my bestie gave us a practically new human bed for her.
Ignore the mess in the back - I am chaotic and busy lol
December 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Not the greatest picture but here’s our old girl, Misty, on her Christmas present.
Yes. It’s a twin sized mattress in my living room. Misty is very old and refuses to use dog beds. So my bestie gave us a practically new human bed for her.
Ignore the mess in the back - I am chaotic and busy lol
Yes. It’s a twin sized mattress in my living room. Misty is very old and refuses to use dog beds. So my bestie gave us a practically new human bed for her.
Ignore the mess in the back - I am chaotic and busy lol
LP is so boxy and round at the same time. How. He makes me think of legos for some reason 😂
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
LP is so boxy and round at the same time. How. He makes me think of legos for some reason 😂
It only took our little found hound three months to get completely spoiled.
Monkey Moo has his own pillow on my bed now.
Monkey Moo has his own pillow on my bed now.
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It only took our little found hound three months to get completely spoiled.
Monkey Moo has his own pillow on my bed now.
Monkey Moo has his own pillow on my bed now.
His attorney also likes chaos 😂
December 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
His attorney also likes chaos 😂
Ass pic 🫏
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ass pic 🫏
Oh yay!!! I want to teach LP how to use a brush - he seems like he’d be game to try.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Oh yay!!! I want to teach LP how to use a brush - he seems like he’d be game to try.
Pretty sure I make this same face whenever someone says “pacific” instead of “specific”
December 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Pretty sure I make this same face whenever someone says “pacific” instead of “specific”
Bless his big goofy heart - he was a doll baby, if not particularly smart. He stood by this gate with no fences for 10 minutes - I had to go open it for him 😂😂
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Bless his big goofy heart - he was a doll baby, if not particularly smart. He stood by this gate with no fences for 10 minutes - I had to go open it for him 😂😂
Monkey Moo is incredibly sweet. He hasn’t quite figured out life in a house yet but is doing his best.
My favorite thing is how he dances when he knows I’m bringing his dinner. He’s sooooo silly.
My favorite thing is how he dances when he knows I’m bringing his dinner. He’s sooooo silly.
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Monkey Moo is incredibly sweet. He hasn’t quite figured out life in a house yet but is doing his best.
My favorite thing is how he dances when he knows I’m bringing his dinner. He’s sooooo silly.
My favorite thing is how he dances when he knows I’m bringing his dinner. He’s sooooo silly.
I really want to do Christmas pictures with the mob but I’m just not in the head space for it.
Years ago I found a hot pink Santa hat for Roxie. She was not impressed - I wish she were still here so I could annoy her with hot pink Christmas decoration.
Years ago I found a hot pink Santa hat for Roxie. She was not impressed - I wish she were still here so I could annoy her with hot pink Christmas decoration.
December 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I really want to do Christmas pictures with the mob but I’m just not in the head space for it.
Years ago I found a hot pink Santa hat for Roxie. She was not impressed - I wish she were still here so I could annoy her with hot pink Christmas decoration.
Years ago I found a hot pink Santa hat for Roxie. She was not impressed - I wish she were still here so I could annoy her with hot pink Christmas decoration.
Yes. This is how Monkey Moo sleeps. Sabo is not too terribly impressed 😂
December 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Yes. This is how Monkey Moo sleeps. Sabo is not too terribly impressed 😂