Robyn Baxter
@twobeatsoff.bsky.social
Writer, baker, dungeon master, cat parent.
I showed Prue Leith how to use a hand dryer at a conference
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
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December 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I showed Prue Leith how to use a hand dryer at a conference
My husband bought me a Ninja Creami for Christmas and now I can essentially make McFlurries at home, which is both dangerous and delicious
December 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My husband bought me a Ninja Creami for Christmas and now I can essentially make McFlurries at home, which is both dangerous and delicious
A LOVELY black and white cat was on my drive this morning - a new lad, with proper chubby cheeks. He was doing the “hello pet me” rolls so I went outside to pet him, my cat Jessie came running out and IMMEDIATELY started hissing at him so I guess we can’t have nice things
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
A LOVELY black and white cat was on my drive this morning - a new lad, with proper chubby cheeks. He was doing the “hello pet me” rolls so I went outside to pet him, my cat Jessie came running out and IMMEDIATELY started hissing at him so I guess we can’t have nice things
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🪱🪱🪱Wirm is out right now!!!🪱🪱🪱
Please enjoy this new trailer voiced by my 2-year-old son, then go buy the game on Steam!
store.steampowered.com/app/1934870/...
Please enjoy this new trailer voiced by my 2-year-old son, then go buy the game on Steam!
store.steampowered.com/app/1934870/...
December 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
🪱🪱🪱Wirm is out right now!!!🪱🪱🪱
Please enjoy this new trailer voiced by my 2-year-old son, then go buy the game on Steam!
store.steampowered.com/app/1934870/...
Please enjoy this new trailer voiced by my 2-year-old son, then go buy the game on Steam!
store.steampowered.com/app/1934870/...
November’s books included a speedrun through the last Throne of Glass books because I couldn’t get enough, and the phenomenal Metal from Heaven - I cannot stop thinking about it. It was so weird, so lushly written, confusing as hell and yet utterly captivating. Absolutely stunning. #booksky
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
November’s books included a speedrun through the last Throne of Glass books because I couldn’t get enough, and the phenomenal Metal from Heaven - I cannot stop thinking about it. It was so weird, so lushly written, confusing as hell and yet utterly captivating. Absolutely stunning. #booksky
I’m enjoying the Talamasca tv show but they needed some Brits to check the script because there’s no way you order a pint in a pub and don’t pay for it up front
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’m enjoying the Talamasca tv show but they needed some Brits to check the script because there’s no way you order a pint in a pub and don’t pay for it up front
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
My October reads include a lot of Batman and a hearty dose of Vampire the Masquerade sourcebooks, thanks to last month’s Humble Bundle. Will I play VtM in the next 12 months? Unlikely, but I love the setting. #booksky
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My October reads include a lot of Batman and a hearty dose of Vampire the Masquerade sourcebooks, thanks to last month’s Humble Bundle. Will I play VtM in the next 12 months? Unlikely, but I love the setting. #booksky
Don’t mind me, I’m just getting emotional over the Dr Stone season finale
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Don’t mind me, I’m just getting emotional over the Dr Stone season finale
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Sometimes I forget I own the best piece of music merch that ever existed.
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sometimes I forget I own the best piece of music merch that ever existed.
The Mass Effect board game is very fun but each round takes about 3 hours so there’s a reason we’ve only played it twice since Christmas
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The Mass Effect board game is very fun but each round takes about 3 hours so there’s a reason we’ve only played it twice since Christmas
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Some great books in September, as well as some distinctly average. I know everyone loved The Raven Scholar but I thought it was just…okay? But anyway Somewhere Beyond the Sea made me cry happy tears, and I couldn’t put Heir of Fire down. #booksky
October 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Some great books in September, as well as some distinctly average. I know everyone loved The Raven Scholar but I thought it was just…okay? But anyway Somewhere Beyond the Sea made me cry happy tears, and I couldn’t put Heir of Fire down. #booksky
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The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.
September 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.
I decided to pick up FFVIII again on a whim to play in bed on Switch, and for the most part, it’s been great rediscovering it, but I still do not care about additional card games
September 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I decided to pick up FFVIII again on a whim to play in bed on Switch, and for the most part, it’s been great rediscovering it, but I still do not care about additional card games
The best metalcore record of all time just turned 20 and my god, do my knees know it
September 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The best metalcore record of all time just turned 20 and my god, do my knees know it
Books I read in August! I can’t believe I’ve been missing out on the Vorkosigan saga all this time - just phenomenal stuff. Looking forward to diving into the rest of those at some point. I also hit my reading goal of 60 books for the year already! #booksky
September 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Books I read in August! I can’t believe I’ve been missing out on the Vorkosigan saga all this time - just phenomenal stuff. Looking forward to diving into the rest of those at some point. I also hit my reading goal of 60 books for the year already! #booksky
New Deftones record is magnificent, as if there were any doubts
August 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
New Deftones record is magnificent, as if there were any doubts
Of course the MCR Wembley dates are on 2000trees weekend, fuck’s sake
August 11, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Of course the MCR Wembley dates are on 2000trees weekend, fuck’s sake
July’s books were (mostly) excellent! This year is the year of Le Guin for me - the big Earthsea reread and catching up on others I missed. The Annals of the Western Shore series is utterly wonderful - well worth exploring if you haven’t before. #booksky
August 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
July’s books were (mostly) excellent! This year is the year of Le Guin for me - the big Earthsea reread and catching up on others I missed. The Annals of the Western Shore series is utterly wonderful - well worth exploring if you haven’t before. #booksky
She is sleeping so peacefully while I play Fever 333 at a volume just past acceptable
July 31, 2025 at 9:05 AM
She is sleeping so peacefully while I play Fever 333 at a volume just past acceptable
I got very excited about the possibility of a bank holiday on Monday and then realised that’s only in Scotland because theirs comes first 😩
July 31, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I got very excited about the possibility of a bank holiday on Monday and then realised that’s only in Scotland because theirs comes first 😩
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it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught
July 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught
Donkey Kong Bananza is very, very good
July 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Donkey Kong Bananza is very, very good