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Pete
@twopete.bsky.social
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Motosport fan, Transformers collector, videogame player, bacon lover & general lay-about. He/him
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twopete.bsky.social
Some nonsense by @othatsraspberry.com just arrived and it’s made my day. Had to get the sticker too as it was @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social suggesting it that introduced me to this delightful madness
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
twopete.bsky.social
That was a fun race. Max doing Max things, but great job from Kimi to hold his nerve at the end, and Bearman continues to impress, the class of the mid-field by a long way. Lando edging ever closer to the title too. Good stuff allround #F1
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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eyepatchwolf.bsky.social
“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
twopete.bsky.social
Any time I’m getting something delivered by USPS I’m amazed at their ability to go round in circles for days at a time
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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remapradio.bsky.social
Happy Halloween! As a treat, watch @patrickklepek.bsky.social get the shit scared out of him.
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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jacobgeller.com
if you're making anime gooner games your target audience is the most deranged people on earth, so "my waifu is mocking my dick size"-gate was just a matter of time
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
twopete.bsky.social
#Transformers #Masterpiece #Collection

FansToys FT-21 Berserk (Blitzwing)

Despite a bit of a wide backpack, I love this guy. Purple paint looks fantastic, and combined with the cream colour, he screams 80’s. Alt-modes and transformation are both good considering it’s a triple changer
Blitzwing in robot mode, a large purple robot with cream trim, holding a purple sword Blitzwing in one altmode, a MiG-25 fighter jet, but with wings that are far from accurate due to the secondary wing below Blitzwing in second alt-mode, a Japanese Type-74 tank. Is toy-accurate if not 100% real life accurate due to part of the plane cockpit sticking out the front
September 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
twopete.bsky.social
#Transformers #Masterpiece #Collection

FansToys PF-01 Cesium (Slag/Slug)

Would’ve prefered FT-04, and whilst this doesn’t have all the details, it’s close enough to not be noticeable. As with all the Dinobots, I love the chrome & gold. Just one morr Dinobots to go!
Slag in alt-mode, a robotic Triceratops. Has multiple options for horn and eye colours, I eent for toon accurate blue eyes and the red horns cos they lool cool Slag in robot mode,has options for black legs and black head, but legs are pain to swap and I like it as is. Displayed in alt mode anyway, so doesn’t really matter!
September 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
twopete.bsky.social
#Transformers #Masterpiece #Collection

FansToys FT-39 Jabber (Blurr)

Decent bot, decent alt-mode and decent transformation. Not overly keen on the head shape, but on the whole, pretty good. Just a character I don’t really care about. As ever with FansToys, paint is realrly good
Blurr in robot mode, pale blue with purple highlights and legs. Also comes with TargetMaster Haywire, but he kinda sucks. Has clear chest plate rather than coloured. Blurr in alt-mode, a futuristic pale blue Cybertronian hover car
September 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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garethwatkins.bsky.social
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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theoatmeal.bsky.social
A comic about a ghost 👻
September 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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annalandin.bsky.social
oh, how much time have you got? I have a whole folder of these.

my go-to favourite is probably the one about cricket.
Screencap of a tumblr post. Part 1 of 3. If people haven't been exposed to cricket before, here is the experience. The person who likes cricket turns on a radio with an air of happy expextation. "We'll just catch up with the cricket," they say. An elderly British man with an accent - you can picture exactly what he looks like and what he is wearing, somehow, and you know that he will explain the important concept of Yorkshire to you at length if you make eye contact - is saying "And with four snickets to wicket, Umbleby dives under the covers and romps home for a sticky bicket." There is a deep and satisfied silence. Weather happens over the radio. This lasts for three minutes. A gentle young gentleman with an Indian accent, whose perfect and beautiful clear voice makes him sound like a poet sipping from a honeyed drink always, says mildly "Of course we cannot forget that when Pakistan last had the biscuit under the covers, they were thrown out of bed. In 1957, I believe." You mouth "what the fucking fuck." A morally ambiguous villain from a super hero movie says off-microphone, "Crumbs everywhere." Apparently continuing a previous conversation, the villain asks "Do seagulls eat tacos?" "I'm sure someone will tell us eventually," the poet says. His voice is so beautiful it should be familiar; he should be the only announcer on the radio, the only reader of audiobooks. Part 2 of 3. The villain says with sudden interest, "Oh, a leg over straight and under the covers, Peterson and Singh are rumping along with a straight fine leg and good pumping action. Thanks to his powerful thighs, Peterson is an excellent legspinner, apart from being rude on Twitter." The man from Yorkshire roars potently, like a bull seeing another bull. There might be words in his roar, but otherwise it is primal and sizzling. "That isn't straight," the poet says. "It's silly." "What the fucking fuck," you say out loud at this point. "Shh," says the person who likes cricket. They listen, tensely. Something in the distance makes a very small "thwack," like a baby dropping an egg. "Was that a doosra or a googly?" the villain asks. "It's a wrong one," roars the Yorkshireman in his wrath. A powerful insult has been offered. They begin to scuffle. "With that double doozy, Crumpet is baffled for three turns, Agarwal is deep in the biscuit tin and Padgett has gone to the shops undercover," the power says quickly, to cover the action while his companions are busy. The villain is being throttled, in a friendly companionable way. An intern apparently brings a message scrawled on a scrap of paper like a courier sprinting across a battlefield. "Reddy has rolled a nat 20," the poet says with barely contained excitement. "Australia is both a continent and an island. But we're running out of time!" "Is that true?" you ask suddenly. "Shh!" says the person who likes cricket. "It's a test match." "About Australia." "We won't know that until the third day." Part 3 of 3. A distant "pock" noise. The sound of thirty people saying "tsk," sorrowfully. "And the baby's dropped the egg. Four legs over or we're done for, as long as it doesn't rain." The villain might be dead? You begin to find yourself emotionally invested. There are mild distant cheers. "Oh, and with twelve sticky wickets t' over and the segull's exploded," the man from the North says as if all of his dreams have come true. "What a beautiful day." Your person who likes cricket relaxes. It is tea break. The villain, apparenlty alive, describes the best at in the audience as "Like a funnel made of dove-coloured net, but backwards, with flies trapped in it." This is every bit as good as that time in Australia in 1975, they all agree, drinking their tea and eating home-made cakes sent in by the fans. The poet comments favourably on the icing and sugar-preserved violets. The Yorkshire man discourses on the nature of sponge. The villain clatters his cup too hard on his saucer. To cover his embarrassment, the poet begins scrolling through Twitter on his phone, reading aloud the best memes in his enchanting milky voice. Then, with joy, he reads an @ from an ornithologist at the University of Reading: seagulls do eat tacos! A reference is cited; the poet reads it aloud. Everyone cheers. You are honestly - against your will - kind of into it! But also: weirdly enraged. "Was that... it?" you ask, deeming it safe to interrupt. "No," says the person who likes cricket. "This is the second tea break on the first day. We won't know where we really are until lunch tomorrow." And - because you cannot stop them - you have to accept this; if cricket teaches you anything, it is this gentle and radical acceptance.
September 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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castaignede.bsky.social
Me: "Finished that statue of the vagina mary that you asked for"

Priest: "You mean the virgin mary"

Me:

Priest:

Me: yeah
judgedewie.bsky.social Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · Sep 9
The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀
A diamond shaped statue with an oval at the top, said to represent the Virgin Mary - presumable her head poking out of the gown and her arms out to the side - but also it looks a lot like labia and a clitoris.
September 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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kaseygifford.bsky.social
Adjusted for inflation Spirited Away cost $22 million to make. The Triplets of Belleville cost $16.5 million, Cartoon Saloon's Wolfwalkers cost $14.28 million, and Oscar winner Flow cost only $4 million. These critically acclaimed, made by real people films, cost less than this pile of actual vomit.
culturecrave.co Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · Sep 8
OpenAI confirms they're helping make an AI-generated movie called 'Critterz'

• Goal is to finish production in 9 months
• Budget is ~$30M
• Plan is to debut the film at Canne
• 'Paddington 3' writers penned the script
• Art will be fed into Chat GPT 5 and other image models

(via WSJ)
September 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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murdoink.com
another superman edit
August 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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thereelrandom.bsky.social
My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.
August 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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gamemakerstoolkit.com
Someone on the GMTK Discord shared a great hack: Google doesn’t show AI summaries if your query contains swear words.
Google search result for “how long does it take to get a passport” with an AI overview Searching “how fucking long does it take to get a fucking passport” on Google Search results without AI overview
July 31, 2025 at 10:09 AM
twopete.bsky.social
When articles about online gambling addiction problems are plastered with adverts for online gambling, it’s not hard to see the problem
Screenshot of DutchNews article about gambling addiction. Text reads “The national addiction watchdog said lasy year that tens of thousands of peope have been having financial problems as a result of the way online gambling was leagalised for years ago”. Above the text, taking 75% of the screen is advert for BetMGM online casion
July 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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larryandpaul.bsky.social
The algo obviously HATES us talking about this.

So would you do us a favour and share?

UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews
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UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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July 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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@baumtje.bsky.social
July 17, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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yusai00.bsky.social
#ヤギ
July 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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danidonovan.com
me: let’s do something productive

🧠: not today

me: why?

🧠: i’m overwhelmed

me: by what?

🧠: nothing. everything. i don’t know. what’s with all the questions
July 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
twopete.bsky.social
Fucking lol

I will not miss him
July 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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ricardoautobahn.co.uk
"Hi I'm the Standard Gazel and I'm furious about it"
June 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM