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🪐Mg Andromeda🌌🔜ACEN
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A society is healthiest when it protects its most vulnerable and becomes sick when it ignores them. When it turns on them, it has become rotten, and limbs must be cut off to save the whole. Sometimes, the rot is terminal. Many times, it isn't, and the rest will survive, though fundementally changed.
It's kind of sad that we discovered how magnets work enough to dispell the allure of the magnetic north pole before we had arrived there in person.

Imagine an alien species that had magic rocks that aligned themselves with two points on their planet. They would probably make a religion around it.
March 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A society is healthiest when it protects its most vulnerable and becomes sick when it ignores them. When it turns on them, it has become rotten, and limbs must be cut off to save the whole. Sometimes, the rot is terminal. Many times, it isn't, and the rest will survive, though fundementally changed.
February 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
February 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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"Transitioning is scary!"

Do it anyways. Do it scared.

"I'm too old to transition!"

Do it anyways. Do it old.

"I'm too fat to transition!"

Do it anyways. Do it fat.

"I'm too horny to transition! What if this is all just a fetish for me?"

Do it anyways. Do it horny.
February 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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"I'm gonna get you pregnant" - too normie, straight vibes, turnoff

"I'm gonna put a litter in you" - queer, species-affirming, hot
January 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Today I learned that there is a Wikimedia Commons category "animations of shoes" with 86 gifs, all but one of which are rotating animations created by a guy named "Karl Martini" who calls his signature rotation style the "Martini Spin." I will never be bored on this website
January 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Me talking to my non-binary friends now like
January 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
December 4, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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You think I don't notice your AI furry avatar? You think I haven't twisted a small part of my brain in to the perfect visual AI detection tool, like some 85 year old farmer who tell you the exact weight of a potato by just touching it?
November 25, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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You know when Wile E Coyote runs off a cliff and keeps going for a while, but hasn't looked down and fallen yet? That’s America right now.
November 14, 2024 at 11:49 AM
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October 21, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Tonight's meal is salad and schadenfreude.
September 11, 2024 at 1:04 AM
It's amazing to be living through the "Hitler in his bunker going insane" stage of the Trump saga, and I am loving every day of it.
August 10, 2024 at 9:17 PM
RFK might just honor his families legacy by getting a democrat elected into office during a very turbulent time in history.
August 9, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Hopefully a ton if people made the most of their last weekend with all 10 of their fingers.
June 28, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Soak in your lies, kidney-boy.
June 25, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Using Mg as a gender-neutral honorific. Instead of Mister(mr), Miss/Missus(Ms/Mrs), I'll use Mage(Mg).

I stole this from reddit, where someone stole it from tumblr. Sue me.
June 12, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Death Note alternate timeline where before Light and Misa lose their memories, a series of mysterious deaths in Arlene Texas related to a specific Meg-Lo-Mart.
May 12, 2024 at 4:17 AM
The Three Stooges go to The Mountains of Madness.
May 7, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Every Monday should be Executive Disfunction Day.
May 6, 2024 at 6:37 PM
My favorite part of Death Note I'd when Light said, "It's Deathing Time!" and then he Noted all over those guys.
May 3, 2024 at 6:48 PM