🐠🧜🏻♀️ South Coast Amber 🧜🏼♂️🪸
@tx-succubus.bsky.social
Hill Country Texasdeutsch turned beach bum with a Master of Arts in Education (M.A. Ed.). PlayStation nerd, atheist, VERY liberal Dem. Married to the very dishy @middlebuffalo.bsky.social . MAGAts not tolerated.
Though this isn't the time, I predicted that Elmo would come crawling back to center-left, wanting bygones to be bygones, pretending to be a Dem again. True progressives aren't wired that way, we don't forget.
Also, anyone who thought two malignant narcissists would work well together is an 1d10t.
Also, anyone who thought two malignant narcissists would work well together is an 1d10t.
I can't believe any Democrat would THINK of allying with Elon Musk.
I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.
I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.
June 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Though this isn't the time, I predicted that Elmo would come crawling back to center-left, wanting bygones to be bygones, pretending to be a Dem again. True progressives aren't wired that way, we don't forget.
Also, anyone who thought two malignant narcissists would work well together is an 1d10t.
Also, anyone who thought two malignant narcissists would work well together is an 1d10t.
I'm trying to be a little more festive this holiday, we'll have a full house with people coming and going between Xmas eve and NYD.
I thought maybe I'd try making sugar plums, so I looked up a YouTube recipe.
No, thank you. It's like literally 50 steps over several days. 😐
I thought maybe I'd try making sugar plums, so I looked up a YouTube recipe.
No, thank you. It's like literally 50 steps over several days. 😐
December 10, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I'm trying to be a little more festive this holiday, we'll have a full house with people coming and going between Xmas eve and NYD.
I thought maybe I'd try making sugar plums, so I looked up a YouTube recipe.
No, thank you. It's like literally 50 steps over several days. 😐
I thought maybe I'd try making sugar plums, so I looked up a YouTube recipe.
No, thank you. It's like literally 50 steps over several days. 😐
It's almost... storybook. 🥲
just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking
December 7, 2024 at 11:56 PM
It's almost... storybook. 🥲
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In Texas, we say "Bless your heart". The meaning is unambiguous, yet retains civility.
What’s the nicest way to tell someone to go fuck themself?
I’m from Jersey, so I generally don’t give a fuck about being nice.
But I am curios.
I’m from Jersey, so I generally don’t give a fuck about being nice.
But I am curios.
December 3, 2024 at 1:06 PM
In Texas, we say "Bless your heart". The meaning is unambiguous, yet retains civility.
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When I say trump voters live in their own little delusional fucking world - I'm serious.
It's not hyperbole.
It's not hyperbole.
Yes, this is similar to what I reported a couple weeks ago. Internal Harris testing found that undecided voters did not believe Trump was responsible for major events that occurred on his watch:
newrepublic.com/article/1882...
newrepublic.com/article/1882...
December 2, 2024 at 11:20 PM
When I say trump voters live in their own little delusional fucking world - I'm serious.
It's not hyperbole.
It's not hyperbole.
Happy Taco* Tuesday! 🌮
*Street tacos. Not cumin-seasoned ground beef in a hard shell. Gross.
*Street tacos. Not cumin-seasoned ground beef in a hard shell. Gross.
December 3, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Happy Taco* Tuesday! 🌮
*Street tacos. Not cumin-seasoned ground beef in a hard shell. Gross.
*Street tacos. Not cumin-seasoned ground beef in a hard shell. Gross.
My turn to pick Thursday night's movie, so we watched Judy on Netflix. It was a bit of a downer, but I liked it.
Hard to tell if Jason liked it. "Oh, it was alright." At least it kept his attention and he didn't fidget. So yay? 🤷🏼♀️
Hard to tell if Jason liked it. "Oh, it was alright." At least it kept his attention and he didn't fidget. So yay? 🤷🏼♀️
November 22, 2024 at 1:47 AM
My turn to pick Thursday night's movie, so we watched Judy on Netflix. It was a bit of a downer, but I liked it.
Hard to tell if Jason liked it. "Oh, it was alright." At least it kept his attention and he didn't fidget. So yay? 🤷🏼♀️
Hard to tell if Jason liked it. "Oh, it was alright." At least it kept his attention and he didn't fidget. So yay? 🤷🏼♀️
Glory! 👀
November 22, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Glory! 👀
Hello? *tap tap* This thing on? *ahem*
Hi, I just came over from the place run by that nasty little inbred goblin and his army of incels. My husband said it's much nicer here, so I'll give it a shot. What the hell, right?
Hi, I just came over from the place run by that nasty little inbred goblin and his army of incels. My husband said it's much nicer here, so I'll give it a shot. What the hell, right?
November 21, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Hello? *tap tap* This thing on? *ahem*
Hi, I just came over from the place run by that nasty little inbred goblin and his army of incels. My husband said it's much nicer here, so I'll give it a shot. What the hell, right?
Hi, I just came over from the place run by that nasty little inbred goblin and his army of incels. My husband said it's much nicer here, so I'll give it a shot. What the hell, right?