Tycho’s Moose
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Turn up The Eagles, the neighbors are listening
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It looks like Tim Walz is not playing.
"I've issued a warning order to prepare the Minnesota National Guard… these National Guard troops are our National Guard troops. Minnesota will not allow our community to be used as a prop in a national political fight."
"I've issued a warning order to prepare the Minnesota National Guard… these National Guard troops are our National Guard troops. Minnesota will not allow our community to be used as a prop in a national political fight."
January 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
It looks like Tim Walz is not playing.
"I've issued a warning order to prepare the Minnesota National Guard… these National Guard troops are our National Guard troops. Minnesota will not allow our community to be used as a prop in a national political fight."
"I've issued a warning order to prepare the Minnesota National Guard… these National Guard troops are our National Guard troops. Minnesota will not allow our community to be used as a prop in a national political fight."
I'm gonna be liveskeeting my new tattoo in a minute here, feel free to ask me questions
December 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'm gonna be liveskeeting my new tattoo in a minute here, feel free to ask me questions
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Wherever I go in this state, my number 1 opp continues to be Pacific Gas & Electric
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Wherever I go in this state, my number 1 opp continues to be Pacific Gas & Electric
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hey everyone here is a video of Andrew Tate getting the shit kicked out of him in slow motion
happy holidays and you’re welcome
happy holidays and you’re welcome
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
hey everyone here is a video of Andrew Tate getting the shit kicked out of him in slow motion
happy holidays and you’re welcome
happy holidays and you’re welcome
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Meet Mia Tretta: Shot 6 Years Ago, Brown Student Speaks Out After Surviving 2nd School Shooting
Mia Tretta: Shot 6 Years Ago, Brown Student Just Survived Her Second School Shooting
A deadly mass shooting at Brown University left two students dead and nine others injured on Saturday. One student, Mia Tretta, had survived a shooting in 2019 when she was shot in the stomach as a hi...
www.democracynow.org
December 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Meet Mia Tretta: Shot 6 Years Ago, Brown Student Speaks Out After Surviving 2nd School Shooting
And somewhere, an angel gets its wings...
September 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
And somewhere, an angel gets its wings...
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Sure Gavin Newsom sucks, is a transphobe, covered up SA at his business, intercedes to help giant corporations get more power, vetoed human rights bills and is so obviously power hungry he should never get an iota more, but did you consider: nobody likes him and he polls terribly in 28 match-ups?
August 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Sure Gavin Newsom sucks, is a transphobe, covered up SA at his business, intercedes to help giant corporations get more power, vetoed human rights bills and is so obviously power hungry he should never get an iota more, but did you consider: nobody likes him and he polls terribly in 28 match-ups?
Love when I'm at an ATM and it has a popup ad offering a loan for a home purchase like... Buddy, you know better than me how much money I have. I need a loan for a pizza purchase
August 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Love when I'm at an ATM and it has a popup ad offering a loan for a home purchase like... Buddy, you know better than me how much money I have. I need a loan for a pizza purchase
Why is one of the TVs at this sex club just playing Everybody Loves Raymond?
July 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Why is one of the TVs at this sex club just playing Everybody Loves Raymond?
Sometimes it's important to remember that to everyone else YOU are the little gay people in their phone
May 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sometimes it's important to remember that to everyone else YOU are the little gay people in their phone
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this queen
May 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
this queen
You can draw a direct correlation between the improvement of food on flights and Jerry Seinfeld's turn to the right
May 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
You can draw a direct correlation between the improvement of food on flights and Jerry Seinfeld's turn to the right
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Sein-Verance
Jerry realizes that without his memories of work he can’t come up new material for standup. Elaine learns that men find her innie significantly more attractive. Newman says George’s innie owes him $20, but George insists Outie’s shouldn’t have to cover their innie’s debts.
Jerry realizes that without his memories of work he can’t come up new material for standup. Elaine learns that men find her innie significantly more attractive. Newman says George’s innie owes him $20, but George insists Outie’s shouldn’t have to cover their innie’s debts.
February 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Sein-Verance
Jerry realizes that without his memories of work he can’t come up new material for standup. Elaine learns that men find her innie significantly more attractive. Newman says George’s innie owes him $20, but George insists Outie’s shouldn’t have to cover their innie’s debts.
Jerry realizes that without his memories of work he can’t come up new material for standup. Elaine learns that men find her innie significantly more attractive. Newman says George’s innie owes him $20, but George insists Outie’s shouldn’t have to cover their innie’s debts.
The woke left is trying to take away your Salt Lick. They don’t want you to lick salt anymore. This is bullshit. How will my kids grow up strong if they can’t lick the same rock that I licked, that my father licked. They hate your heritage
November 24, 2024 at 9:18 PM
The woke left is trying to take away your Salt Lick. They don’t want you to lick salt anymore. This is bullshit. How will my kids grow up strong if they can’t lick the same rock that I licked, that my father licked. They hate your heritage
HO WEARY TRAVELER!! If you want to continue your journey down this treacherous path you must answer my Riddle One!
Now-
Yes just one…
No I don’t have any more..
YES I CAN THINK OF MORE THAN ONE RIDDLE it’s just.. the economy, it’s so bad…
Man I dunno, just go through. It’s fine, it’s whatever
Now-
Yes just one…
No I don’t have any more..
YES I CAN THINK OF MORE THAN ONE RIDDLE it’s just.. the economy, it’s so bad…
Man I dunno, just go through. It’s fine, it’s whatever
November 23, 2024 at 3:24 AM
HO WEARY TRAVELER!! If you want to continue your journey down this treacherous path you must answer my Riddle One!
Now-
Yes just one…
No I don’t have any more..
YES I CAN THINK OF MORE THAN ONE RIDDLE it’s just.. the economy, it’s so bad…
Man I dunno, just go through. It’s fine, it’s whatever
Now-
Yes just one…
No I don’t have any more..
YES I CAN THINK OF MORE THAN ONE RIDDLE it’s just.. the economy, it’s so bad…
Man I dunno, just go through. It’s fine, it’s whatever
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November 22, 2024 at 3:13 AM
I had a moment of Genuine belief that Trump had nominated Vince McMahon to be secretary of education. God can you imagine. I’d post that clip of him saying “what’s up, my n***as” every day.
November 20, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I had a moment of Genuine belief that Trump had nominated Vince McMahon to be secretary of education. God can you imagine. I’d post that clip of him saying “what’s up, my n***as” every day.
Love riffing with friends. Top ten experience. Where else can “I need to get my lotion from Amazon” become “I need to skin Jeffrey and wear him like a suit so I can be smooth”
The world is full of cathedrals for those with eyes to see
The world is full of cathedrals for those with eyes to see
November 20, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Love riffing with friends. Top ten experience. Where else can “I need to get my lotion from Amazon” become “I need to skin Jeffrey and wear him like a suit so I can be smooth”
The world is full of cathedrals for those with eyes to see
The world is full of cathedrals for those with eyes to see
Every license plate in Gotham has a little blurb of text on the back that says “made in a facility that also processes Nuts”
November 11, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Every license plate in Gotham has a little blurb of text on the back that says “made in a facility that also processes Nuts”
“I can’t believe this is happening”
- Man who couldn’t believe this when it happened 8 years ago
- Man who couldn’t believe this when it happened 8 years ago
November 6, 2024 at 7:54 AM
“I can’t believe this is happening”
- Man who couldn’t believe this when it happened 8 years ago
- Man who couldn’t believe this when it happened 8 years ago
*looks up from my office chair to see a giant blade hanging from a rope that is slowly fraying, and will eventually pierce my fragile skull*
“Erm, well, THIS is awkward”
“Erm, well, THIS is awkward”
November 6, 2024 at 7:00 AM
*looks up from my office chair to see a giant blade hanging from a rope that is slowly fraying, and will eventually pierce my fragile skull*
“Erm, well, THIS is awkward”
“Erm, well, THIS is awkward”