@tydurdenthe1.bsky.social
Reader. Chef. Gambler.
Short term play buddystunt cock, grateful chair for phat asses, face painter, SW enthusiast & kink friendly NSFW
Short term play buddystunt cock, grateful chair for phat asses, face painter, SW enthusiast & kink friendly NSFW
Protect Sam Presti, and Chipp England at all costs
May 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Protect Sam Presti, and Chipp England at all costs
It’s trippy, the truth and fiction moving to a center
Maybe it’s weirder they’ve never been photographed together
Maybe it’s weirder they’ve never been photographed together
May 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It’s trippy, the truth and fiction moving to a center
Maybe it’s weirder they’ve never been photographed together
Maybe it’s weirder they’ve never been photographed together
If you say "real talk", I probably won't trust you
May 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If you say "real talk", I probably won't trust you
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Hahaha - Qatar is pulling a 1-877-Kars-4-Kids on us.
Am I the last to know? The Qatar jet offered to Trump turns out to be an item unsuccessfully for sale since 2020. The "gift" is not only a Trump grift, but also an attempted scam on the US taxpayer, who will assume costs the owners no longer wish to pay. onemileatatime.com/qatari-royal...
Qatari Royal Family Selling Boeing 747-8 Private Jet
The Qatari royal family is selling a Boeing 747-8 business jet. Here's what we know about the sale of this epic plane.
onemileatatime.com
May 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Hahaha - Qatar is pulling a 1-877-Kars-4-Kids on us.
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"The nature of fetishes is they can never be satisfied. It’s the itch that only intensifies with every scratch. I used to think I was money-hungry. Nope. Not when I compare my amateurish greed with those at the helm of our government." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/on-fetishes
On Fetishes
The President's and my own.
michaelianblack.substack.com
May 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"The nature of fetishes is they can never be satisfied. It’s the itch that only intensifies with every scratch. I used to think I was money-hungry. Nope. Not when I compare my amateurish greed with those at the helm of our government." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/on-fetishes
This cloudy/rainy weather is REALLYYYY messing up my outdoor photog plans
not a fan
not a fan
May 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This cloudy/rainy weather is REALLYYYY messing up my outdoor photog plans
not a fan
not a fan
I’m peeling back the layers, I’m sneaking past the lasers
I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a seed to blackened acres
I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a seed to blackened acres
May 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m peeling back the layers, I’m sneaking past the lasers
I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a seed to blackened acres
I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a seed to blackened acres
I’m hoping you all grow into the sentience you assume
As your moment of self-reflection is a moment for me too
As your moment of self-reflection is a moment for me too
May 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m hoping you all grow into the sentience you assume
As your moment of self-reflection is a moment for me too
As your moment of self-reflection is a moment for me too
Died like Ricky on his mama's couch
Right there in his mama's house
Only child, the holy mama's your mama now
Right there in his mama's house
Only child, the holy mama's your mama now
April 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Died like Ricky on his mama's couch
Right there in his mama's house
Only child, the holy mama's your mama now
Right there in his mama's house
Only child, the holy mama's your mama now
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We are at least 4-5 stanzas deep in the “first they came for…” poem and there are still not enough people speaking out
April 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We are at least 4-5 stanzas deep in the “first they came for…” poem and there are still not enough people speaking out
No lie tho...
Can't believe y'all were avidly shopping at Target and/or Amazon in the first place
Can't believe y'all were avidly shopping at Target and/or Amazon in the first place
April 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
No lie tho...
Can't believe y'all were avidly shopping at Target and/or Amazon in the first place
Can't believe y'all were avidly shopping at Target and/or Amazon in the first place
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If you're a reporter in a White House press briefing as the spokesperson for the government asserts flatly that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a member of the MS-13 gang who's guilty of human trafficking and you sit there silently without shouting out "PROVE IT!" I'd like to invite you to go fuck yourself.
April 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If you're a reporter in a White House press briefing as the spokesperson for the government asserts flatly that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a member of the MS-13 gang who's guilty of human trafficking and you sit there silently without shouting out "PROVE IT!" I'd like to invite you to go fuck yourself.
Being an adult means having the will & integrity to tell yourself, "no... cheesecake for lunch is NOT irresponsible"
April 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Being an adult means having the will & integrity to tell yourself, "no... cheesecake for lunch is NOT irresponsible"
Major League Baseball... can't/won't support it
Even with the presence of Shohei.
I just.. I can't
Even with the presence of Shohei.
I just.. I can't
April 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Major League Baseball... can't/won't support it
Even with the presence of Shohei.
I just.. I can't
Even with the presence of Shohei.
I just.. I can't
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Steve Kerr wore a Harvard basketball shirt after the Warriors’ win tonight: “Yes, this is me supporting Harvard. Way to go. Way to stand up to the bully.”
April 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Steve Kerr wore a Harvard basketball shirt after the Warriors’ win tonight: “Yes, this is me supporting Harvard. Way to go. Way to stand up to the bully.”
JJ Reddick is the first coach/manager that's used copious amounts of product in his hair that I have respect for
April 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
JJ Reddick is the first coach/manager that's used copious amounts of product in his hair that I have respect for
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you dont care about recycling if you're not feeding your dog its eye boogers
March 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
you dont care about recycling if you're not feeding your dog its eye boogers
Never in my whole life have I met a "team Hufflepuff" type MFer
March 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Never in my whole life have I met a "team Hufflepuff" type MFer
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EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
March 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
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i have yet to see a picture of kash patel where he doesn't look coked out
March 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i have yet to see a picture of kash patel where he doesn't look coked out
I just KNOW I'm a see this ish about 4-5 times in theaters
Ryan Coogler's #Sinners has been officially Rated-R 🧛🏾♂️
• Strong bloody violence
• Sexual content
• Language
In theaters April 18
• Strong bloody violence
• Sexual content
• Language
In theaters April 18
March 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I just KNOW I'm a see this ish about 4-5 times in theaters
I've never, not once in my whole life... regretted eating a(nother) bowl of pho
March 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I've never, not once in my whole life... regretted eating a(nother) bowl of pho
Now a-days, even the babies got guns
Diaper snipers having clock-tower fun
Misplace the bottle, might catch a bad one
Have a mid-life crisis when you're ten years young
Diaper snipers having clock-tower fun
Misplace the bottle, might catch a bad one
Have a mid-life crisis when you're ten years young
March 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Now a-days, even the babies got guns
Diaper snipers having clock-tower fun
Misplace the bottle, might catch a bad one
Have a mid-life crisis when you're ten years young
Diaper snipers having clock-tower fun
Misplace the bottle, might catch a bad one
Have a mid-life crisis when you're ten years young