Matt
@u-not-ew.bsky.social
Every day I wake up and the nightmare begins again
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nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them
September 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them
Couldn’t even make it past the second team of this @kileymcd.bsky.social prospect article because he has to do that lame talking head “where’s my apology” bullshit before he’s out of the first division lmfao
August 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Couldn’t even make it past the second team of this @kileymcd.bsky.social prospect article because he has to do that lame talking head “where’s my apology” bullshit before he’s out of the first division lmfao
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All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed
June 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
Shut the fuck up you’ve clearly never seen a proper diamond cutter
i think if you post like "oh FUCK" or "well shit. this is it" when you're just watching wrestling or baseball or whatever you should say you're just watching tv. 50000 bad things are happening at once and you're flipping out because someone did the diamond cutter
June 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Shut the fuck up you’ve clearly never seen a proper diamond cutter
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Cathy Kelley got emotional talking about R-Truth's return to WWE.
June 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Cathy Kelley got emotional talking about R-Truth's return to WWE.
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June 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
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Your uber is here.
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📸 Wakakimi わがきみ Cat Hotel & Spa
May 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Your uber is here.
📸 Wakakimi わがきみ Cat Hotel & Spa
📸 Wakakimi わがきみ Cat Hotel & Spa
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First big league hit for Marcelo!
May 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
First big league hit for Marcelo!
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now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
May 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
Knicks neck beard crash outs on the discover page fueling me today
Hey dipshit when Reggie did it he also lost the series 🤣🤣🤣
May 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Knicks neck beard crash outs on the discover page fueling me today
I love the taste of Knicks tears on my discover page
May 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I love the taste of Knicks tears on my discover page
I know quote tweeting will only make things worse but I get the dumbest fucking sports takes on my timeline absolute 3 brain cell mfs
May 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I know quote tweeting will only make things worse but I get the dumbest fucking sports takes on my timeline absolute 3 brain cell mfs
Insane amount of coping on my discover timeline today the thunder have 4 players better than Jamal Murray alone 😂😭
May 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Insane amount of coping on my discover timeline today the thunder have 4 players better than Jamal Murray alone 😂😭
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“I asked chatGPT-“ ok, and I asked Tinsel, and she said you’re an uninspired, vapid dork who needs a computer to think for them.
May 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“I asked chatGPT-“ ok, and I asked Tinsel, and she said you’re an uninspired, vapid dork who needs a computer to think for them.
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I am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘cat
looking for:
⚪️ A relationship
⚪️ A friendship
🔘 little a salami
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘cat
looking for:
⚪️ A relationship
⚪️ A friendship
🔘 little a salami
May 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘cat
looking for:
⚪️ A relationship
⚪️ A friendship
🔘 little a salami
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘cat
looking for:
⚪️ A relationship
⚪️ A friendship
🔘 little a salami
Celtics fan crashout time let’s gooooooo
Anyone else feel this national broadcast is pro-Knicks?
May 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Celtics fan crashout time let’s gooooooo
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2 years ago today, Bad Bunny made his entrance at WWE Backlash in Puerto Rico
Felt like a mini concert.
Felt like a mini concert.
May 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
2 years ago today, Bad Bunny made his entrance at WWE Backlash in Puerto Rico
Felt like a mini concert.
Felt like a mini concert.
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how watching the NBA playoffs feels when your favorite team isn’t playing
May 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
how watching the NBA playoffs feels when your favorite team isn’t playing
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May 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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If a stranger posts about how happy a silly little pleasure made them and your response is to be an asshole and make fun of them it’s time to re-examine your whole life.
It’s 2025. We no longer shit on other people’s joy if it’s not hurting anyone else. This is loser behavior.
It’s 2025. We no longer shit on other people’s joy if it’s not hurting anyone else. This is loser behavior.
May 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If a stranger posts about how happy a silly little pleasure made them and your response is to be an asshole and make fun of them it’s time to re-examine your whole life.
It’s 2025. We no longer shit on other people’s joy if it’s not hurting anyone else. This is loser behavior.
It’s 2025. We no longer shit on other people’s joy if it’s not hurting anyone else. This is loser behavior.
