Ulfkonig
@ulfkonig.bsky.social
I have many fine furs for you to peruse. They’re still attached to the cats though, but they will raise no objections to the pets.
I will never understand why these dork-ass losers want lace code to be a thing so badly. Its fucking 2025, my red laces don’t mean shit, they just match my really stupid goth pants that also have a lace up the side
December 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I will never understand why these dork-ass losers want lace code to be a thing so badly. Its fucking 2025, my red laces don’t mean shit, they just match my really stupid goth pants that also have a lace up the side
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
Concept: CASTLEVANIA: Symphony of The Night logo tramp stamp
April 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Concept: CASTLEVANIA: Symphony of The Night logo tramp stamp
There’s a perfume called Babycat which is an objectively funny/good name but the scent profile sounds like its just pepper spray
March 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
There’s a perfume called Babycat which is an objectively funny/good name but the scent profile sounds like its just pepper spray
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I am video games now
March 4, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I am video games now
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2025 is the year of the ‘wolf guy’
March 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
2025 is the year of the ‘wolf guy’
Can’t tell if I’m like SICK or if its just the quitting smoking/vaping that my body is angry about. Anyway, one week without smoking or vaping YAY
March 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Can’t tell if I’m like SICK or if its just the quitting smoking/vaping that my body is angry about. Anyway, one week without smoking or vaping YAY
Unexpected success: got my mom to sit down and read Freedom Is A Constant Struggle by Angela Davis
February 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Unexpected success: got my mom to sit down and read Freedom Is A Constant Struggle by Angela Davis
I think it would be really cool to be home and asleep right now
February 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I think it would be really cool to be home and asleep right now
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Piss and vinegar? NO. Poop and caustic soda
November 16, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Piss and vinegar? NO. Poop and caustic soda
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"squash vs melon" is an underdiscussed ontological dyad
November 15, 2024 at 12:16 PM
"squash vs melon" is an underdiscussed ontological dyad
Decided I’m going to start documenting my dress shirts on bluesky. So here’s a thread
March 16, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Decided I’m going to start documenting my dress shirts on bluesky. So here’s a thread
Can’t believe i learned the horrors of P4 SIX MONTHS AGO
HE GREW A BOY INSIDE HIM
February 25, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Can’t believe i learned the horrors of P4 SIX MONTHS AGO
In japan, you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting an evil god and killing it with your friends
September 4, 2023 at 1:21 PM
In japan, you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting an evil god and killing it with your friends
The “feed me a stray cat” scene but its “feed me a stray goose” and then the goose kicks his ass
August 30, 2023 at 5:13 PM
The “feed me a stray cat” scene but its “feed me a stray goose” and then the goose kicks his ass
HE GREW A BOY INSIDE HIM
August 26, 2023 at 6:00 AM
HE GREW A BOY INSIDE HIM
It rained just enough to make me excited and then immediately fucked off
August 9, 2023 at 7:49 PM
It rained just enough to make me excited and then immediately fucked off
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transmen let it be known that you are our brothers. we will drink dr pepper 10 with you and have bottle rocket wars
August 9, 2023 at 3:49 AM
transmen let it be known that you are our brothers. we will drink dr pepper 10 with you and have bottle rocket wars
Big mattress? Big heavy. Little mattress? Still big heavy!
August 7, 2023 at 2:09 AM
Big mattress? Big heavy. Little mattress? Still big heavy!
The sims has committed identity theft
August 5, 2023 at 1:34 AM
The sims has committed identity theft
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Everyone knows that god hate dracula. But do god hate wolfman?
August 3, 2023 at 5:13 PM
Everyone knows that god hate dracula. But do god hate wolfman?
Screaming into the void while I try to figure out wtf is going on at this office
July 31, 2023 at 9:17 PM
Screaming into the void while I try to figure out wtf is going on at this office
Everyone under the age of 27 thinks a rave is an outdoor edm event when a rave is really 200 euro kids on various pharma chemicals in an abandoned warehouse on a wednesday flailing to anonymous noise musicians
July 27, 2023 at 6:24 AM
Everyone under the age of 27 thinks a rave is an outdoor edm event when a rave is really 200 euro kids on various pharma chemicals in an abandoned warehouse on a wednesday flailing to anonymous noise musicians