Ulsfark
@ulsfark.bsky.social
Cat dad, it bloke, blacksmith, dumbass
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America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?
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What a delight to learn that most people aren't in fact raging LGBTQ-phobic shitweasels
1. 4 months ago, The Supreme Court gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education in schools.
Now, in Montgomery County, Maryland, where the case originated, the results are in.
Only 43 families out of 160,000 students have exercised that new right.
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Now, in Montgomery County, Maryland, where the case originated, the results are in.
Only 43 families out of 160,000 students have exercised that new right.
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Only 0.03% Opt Out Of LGBTQ+ Education In Maryland After SCOTUS Gives Them A Right To
After SCOTUS gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education, Montgomery County, Maryland is reporting only 43 families took them up on it.
www.erininthemorning.com
October 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
What a delight to learn that most people aren't in fact raging LGBTQ-phobic shitweasels
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This is Petunia. She was found starving, every bone in her body was visible, and she had sustained significant fractures in both hips. Once she's healthy enough for surgery, she will need her hips repaired and physical therapy. You can donate to her care below ❤️🩹
15outof10.org/petunia
15outof10.org/petunia
September 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This is Petunia. She was found starving, every bone in her body was visible, and she had sustained significant fractures in both hips. Once she's healthy enough for surgery, she will need her hips repaired and physical therapy. You can donate to her care below ❤️🩹
15outof10.org/petunia
15outof10.org/petunia
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He finally got his revenge against the man who asked him if he was up past his jail time.
Now it's up to us to ask why he's terrified to release #TheEPSTEIN_PedoFiles.
#StandWithTheSurvivors
Now it's up to us to ask why he's terrified to release #TheEPSTEIN_PedoFiles.
#StandWithTheSurvivors
September 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
He finally got his revenge against the man who asked him if he was up past his jail time.
Now it's up to us to ask why he's terrified to release #TheEPSTEIN_PedoFiles.
#StandWithTheSurvivors
Now it's up to us to ask why he's terrified to release #TheEPSTEIN_PedoFiles.
#StandWithTheSurvivors
Here is my multiplayer boy. He insists he sits on my lap on a wooden board while I’m at my computer. Said board is meant to hold my keyboard and mouse. He’s a giant goddamn cat at like 20 pounds
September 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Here is my multiplayer boy. He insists he sits on my lap on a wooden board while I’m at my computer. Said board is meant to hold my keyboard and mouse. He’s a giant goddamn cat at like 20 pounds
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When the Left gets offended, it's "Stop hurling slurs at me. I'm just trying to be myself."
When the Right gets offended, it's "Stop existing! You shouldn't exist! Don't you dare be angry at me. I'm going to make you not exist."
So that's the big difference, really.
When the Right gets offended, it's "Stop existing! You shouldn't exist! Don't you dare be angry at me. I'm going to make you not exist."
So that's the big difference, really.
September 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
When the Left gets offended, it's "Stop hurling slurs at me. I'm just trying to be myself."
When the Right gets offended, it's "Stop existing! You shouldn't exist! Don't you dare be angry at me. I'm going to make you not exist."
So that's the big difference, really.
When the Right gets offended, it's "Stop existing! You shouldn't exist! Don't you dare be angry at me. I'm going to make you not exist."
So that's the big difference, really.
When I tell yall I *burst* out laughing
August 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
When I tell yall I *burst* out laughing
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Hello. I am Walter Mittens Cronkat, this is reflections. #cat #cats #cute #animals #animal #pets #pet #waltermcronkat #catsofbluesky #kitty #cuteanimal #cutepets #catpics #catlife #catitude #catstyle #happycat #catlove #catpaws #meow #catthoughts #catbelly #sleepycat #thoughtfulcat #mindfulcat
April 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Hello. I am Walter Mittens Cronkat, this is reflections. #cat #cats #cute #animals #animal #pets #pet #waltermcronkat #catsofbluesky #kitty #cuteanimal #cutepets #catpics #catlife #catitude #catstyle #happycat #catlove #catpaws #meow #catthoughts #catbelly #sleepycat #thoughtfulcat #mindfulcat
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this doesn't really have legal force but it would make it clear in any instance where Trump does this that what we'd be witnessing is an invasion
Are officials preparing for a possible civil war in the United States?
"Washington Gov. Bob Ferguson has signed a new law that restricts out-of-state military forces from entering the state without explicit permission." katu.com/news/local/g...
"Washington Gov. Bob Ferguson has signed a new law that restricts out-of-state military forces from entering the state without explicit permission." katu.com/news/local/g...
Gov. Ferguson signs bill restricting out-of-state military forces in Washington
Gov. Bob Ferguson has signed a new law that restricts out-of-state military forces from entering Washington without explicit permission.
katu.com
April 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
this doesn't really have legal force but it would make it clear in any instance where Trump does this that what we'd be witnessing is an invasion
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the story of Jesus is the story of how the state will stop at nothing to prevent communism from dismantling its power and Judas was a fkn fed in this essay i will...
April 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the story of Jesus is the story of how the state will stop at nothing to prevent communism from dismantling its power and Judas was a fkn fed in this essay i will...
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Does anyone else remember Street Sharks the early 90s cartoon? It’s apparently on Amazon rn.
April 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Does anyone else remember Street Sharks the early 90s cartoon? It’s apparently on Amazon rn.
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a substantial and intractable issue is that many people on the left reject the military-industrial complex (good) without understanding how it's tools function (bad) and as a result they convince themselves of shit like this because "looks like a mushroom cloud to me"
April 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
a substantial and intractable issue is that many people on the left reject the military-industrial complex (good) without understanding how it's tools function (bad) and as a result they convince themselves of shit like this because "looks like a mushroom cloud to me"