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@uluvlucy.bsky.social
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Boricua.🇵🇷 Cooking obsessed foodie. Dinner party host. Soup season enthusiast. #teaSky. Budding green thumb (6a/b). Hoarder of spices & books. Cat mom. Engineer. She/her.
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · Oct 21
Welcome to the food megafeed! It's a one stop shop for all my favorite food-related feeds & hashtags. Below you'll find additional info & links to the source feeds, be sure to like those as well! Feel free to reply here if you have questions or issues.
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Snack Queen @auntiebaecc.blacksky.app · 1d
😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 6h
Upgraded the blanket stash in the bed & turned off all the fans. RIP, summer
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 6h
Brought the last of the potted plants inside today due to overnight temps dipping too low 🥶
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 7h
Um... Walmart has alocasia listed for sale and look at these fake ass photos directly in their app. Criminal
A clearly fake image of a green elephant ear plant with many leaves that are so big they tower over the house and are bigger than the SUV in the driveway. A clearly fake image of a black and pink elephant ear plant with many leaves that are so big they tower over the house and are bigger than the car in the driveway.
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 7h
The alocasia leaf is ready to unfurl! 🥰🌱
A single alocasia (elephant ear) leaf that has emerged from the stem and is still rolled up, ready go unfurl within the next 12-24 hours.
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 12h
I made the leap a few years ago when I forgot to bring my wallet to the store & it's been kinda nice to use!
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 12h
Googling "wtf is data governance" and...
a woman with pink lipstick and the word ugh behind her
Alt: Ava Coleman from Abbott Elementary saying "ugh" with a look of disgusted annoyance on her face.
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 12h
Lol right? I'll be in the middle of talking & actively thinking "man I am tired of hearing my own voice." But... 🗣️
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 12h
How do I put down the oars? 😂
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 12h
I also need to figure out how to get people to stop asking me questions, bc too many thoughts spill out of my head if I'm allowed to talk. Shut 👏🏽 the fuck 👏🏽 up 👏🏽
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 12h
Never 👏🏽 ask 👏🏽 questions 👏🏽
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 1d
I really need to work on being less engaged and do more shutting the fuck up at work, being unafraid to ask questions means people start assigning random extra work to me bc I made the mistake of being noticed
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 16h
Using Redwall as a guide for judging otters I would day this is also fitting 😆
A screenshot of a Redwall wiki that reads: "REDWALL WIKI BRIAN JACQUES AND REDWALL INFORMATION Otters Category Page Commonly found in or around water, otters are playful, excellent fighters, and quite partial to Hotroot Soup."
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 16h
I adored her in Dead To Me, I'm going to have to remember to finish that series now 😄
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 16h
Cardellini*
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 16h
Someone told me yesterday that I look like Linda Cadellini and you know what? I'll allow it. 😆 I never really get celeb comparisons but this one actually makes sense
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 17h
Obsessed with the pink aglaonema my friend has in the office 🌱 🤩
A small, four-leaved Aglaonema commutatum (pink Chinese evergreen) plant. The leaves are variegated with green and pink.
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 18h
I could check out the next book in the Dandelion Dynasty series but it's 39 hours long! I really need this 4 hour book in my queue to come thru first or I may not hit my read goals for the year
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 18h
Idk if it's the new way Libby manages hold suspensions or just bad luck with my next book availability but a 24 hour gap between books where I have to think my own thoughts is not great!
a woman wearing a black t-shirt with a picture of a woman on it is making a funny face
Alt: A woman sitting on the floor saying "I'm just going to lay here for a second and try to disassociate" who then lays on the floor in a semi-fetal position.
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TashasEv[ered Head] @tashasev.bsky.social · 19h
TIL the etymology for pumpernickel is basically literally “fart goblin”
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 20h
Germans really do have the most bizarre mating habits.
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 1d
I mean…
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 19h
It's about time someone said it! 👏🏽
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 20h
Save me mini Snickers bar, mini Snickers bar please save me
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 20h
Like* 🙄
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 20h
Looks lime Johnny Bravo tbh
a cartoon character wearing sunglasses is holding a mirror
Alt: Johnny Bravo looking into a mirror then turning his head to look at the camera while he talks.
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Brooke Newman @brookenewman.bsky.social · 21h
Spotted my future in the wild! #spookyseason
A skeleton woman feeding skeleton cats
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Cryptina @uluvlucy.bsky.social · 21h
They're not going to trick me, I am not spending a single second learning what Microsoft Loop is
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