I'm rewatching the Lion King for the first time in a long time and I gotta say I don't remember Mufasa being such a douche

wedding stew 🍲

you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review

I feel like my tit to quality of life ratio is accurate - that is to say, incredibly mid

Just watched a video from a live show Tool did and I noticed something, so I skimmed a few other live show videos and Maynard regularly full on dances like a stickbug up on stage lol

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people

really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

superheroes in tight spandex would show panty lines (men and women alike), so either none of them wear underwear, or they're wearing thongs 🤔

Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

Neurodivergent: “Orange rectangle, please.”
Neurotypical: Hands blue circle*
ND: “That’s not the same thing at all.”
NT: “It’s a shape with a color, Why are you being difficult?”

finally on the plane and the music they're playing while we load is an elevator musak version of Clint Eastwood by the Gorillaz

it's been a while since I've been on a plane but it hasn't been THAT long, what happened? lol

in a long layover at Salt Lake City and it's really odd how much sasquatch memorabilia there is in all the "yay Utah" stores here considering that I've literally only thought about bigfoot as a PNW thing

in 2026 instead of lore-diving whatever giant franchise benefits from your engagement try doing it with any writer/director with a substantial body of work but no “fandom”. Marie Ndiaye. Maryse Conde. Samuel Fuller. See where it gets you. If you gotta have a static setting do Mervyn Peake

A friend is getting me back into MtG after like 10 years and he tried to explain the changes to the meta to me, but I think I made him sad when I said I just like the pretty pictures and want to build my deck around that lol

for years now my primary christmas tradition has been to bring my big fuzzy blanket to the couch and live there while I watch the extended cut of the LoTR trilogy half drunk on cheap wine, but this year is different....

This year I have ✨mid-grade✨ wine 💅

#MerryChristmas🍷 #Xmas

Reminds me of that bishop in texas who called the last pope the antichrist and was promptly removed from his position, only to then complain that the supreme authority of their church –ordained by god himself– shouldn't have control of *checks notes* the organization he's in charge of

Riker straddling chairs in TNG was my sexual awakening, and 20 years later I still stand by this 😤

#Riker #StarTrek

don't mind me, my empty post history on this new account was intimidating and kinda making me nervous, so I'm posting this nothing post just to get the "first post" over with 😅