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Dad, Husband, Patriot. (dog dad too!) GO CUBS! Senior Vice President of Business Development at ANTIFA
You used to be able to make a living sitting on a stool, smoking, while talking on a fake telephone. They'd give you an album deal and everything
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You used to be able to make a living sitting on a stool, smoking, while talking on a fake telephone. They'd give you an album deal and everything
both of these sound like completely made up guys
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
both of these sound like completely made up guys
idk why, but just saying "we strongly disagree" when someone points out the result of a math function is insanely funny to me. akin to saying "i strongly disagree" when someone points out your fly is open
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
idk why, but just saying "we strongly disagree" when someone points out the result of a math function is insanely funny to me. akin to saying "i strongly disagree" when someone points out your fly is open
after america 2 starts we can keep prisons open just to take in people who obtain or use a counterfeit parking placard
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
after america 2 starts we can keep prisons open just to take in people who obtain or use a counterfeit parking placard
19 years damn
November 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
19 years damn
it's called ultramentia and it is taking the white house by storm
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
it's called ultramentia and it is taking the white house by storm
My man does not know the bounty that awaits him
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My man does not know the bounty that awaits him
you shouldn't graduate kindergarten in the US until you pass a test demonstrating that you understand the very basic fundamental principles of society rendering this image true
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
you shouldn't graduate kindergarten in the US until you pass a test demonstrating that you understand the very basic fundamental principles of society rendering this image true
hoo boy this guy stinks
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
hoo boy this guy stinks
if you tried to make more useless reviews appear up top, you could not. nice algo you got there zuck
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
if you tried to make more useless reviews appear up top, you could not. nice algo you got there zuck
Sometimes my dog looks skinny as hell and then from another angle he looks thick as fuck
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Sometimes my dog looks skinny as hell and then from another angle he looks thick as fuck
if i told a sketch artist "you just about have it, but make him look more like the biggest loser on planet earth" 37 times in a row it still would not look this hideous
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if i told a sketch artist "you just about have it, but make him look more like the biggest loser on planet earth" 37 times in a row it still would not look this hideous
not even one moderately fun topic.
November 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
not even one moderately fun topic.
the games monks are still postin strong
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
the games monks are still postin strong
Way ahead of you, brother
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Way ahead of you, brother
"we're back, italians!" is a line I would kill myself trying to write and these stooges just vomit the stuff everywhere, totally unaware
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"we're back, italians!" is a line I would kill myself trying to write and these stooges just vomit the stuff everywhere, totally unaware
yin / yang
October 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
yin / yang
yeah i mean i'd say we're basically at star trek future around here
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
yeah i mean i'd say we're basically at star trek future around here
right out of the gate, I am ALL IN on the wikipedia page for the song Return of the Mack
October 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
right out of the gate, I am ALL IN on the wikipedia page for the song Return of the Mack
amazing three sentences
October 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
amazing three sentences
who the fuck runs cbs news and why do they think this is something anyone in america gives a shit about right now?
October 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
who the fuck runs cbs news and why do they think this is something anyone in america gives a shit about right now?
great knowing that my MENSA membership protects me in my sleep, too
October 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
great knowing that my MENSA membership protects me in my sleep, too