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my dog is Karl Barx and I usually just call him Karl but sometimes I call him KB or Karlton or Karlton Barxus Maximus or Karlito Barkanegra or dipshit
I would give half of whatever is left of my life to have fallon be replaced at the last second by letterman and watch Altman vomit on tv
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
OpenAI Chief Sam Altman to Sit With Fallon, Marking Late-Night TV Debut
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
dlvr.it
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I would give half of whatever is left of my life to have fallon be replaced at the last second by letterman and watch Altman vomit on tv
hegseth was probably too blackout to recall when he ordered the murders. been there, buddy. not with the ordering war crimes part, but i stole a car once im told.
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
hegseth was probably too blackout to recall when he ordered the murders. been there, buddy. not with the ordering war crimes part, but i stole a car once im told.
You used to be able to make a living sitting on a stool, smoking, while talking on a fake telephone. They'd give you an album deal and everything
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You used to be able to make a living sitting on a stool, smoking, while talking on a fake telephone. They'd give you an album deal and everything
both of these sound like completely made up guys
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
both of these sound like completely made up guys
idk why, but just saying "we strongly disagree" when someone points out the result of a math function is insanely funny to me. akin to saying "i strongly disagree" when someone points out your fly is open
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
idk why, but just saying "we strongly disagree" when someone points out the result of a math function is insanely funny to me. akin to saying "i strongly disagree" when someone points out your fly is open
the beatles doc had to cut paul inventing another song in only minutes because no one was impressed that someone rapidly shat out "simply having a wonderful christmastime"
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
the beatles doc had to cut paul inventing another song in only minutes because no one was impressed that someone rapidly shat out "simply having a wonderful christmastime"
after america 2 starts we can keep prisons open just to take in people who obtain or use a counterfeit parking placard
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
after america 2 starts we can keep prisons open just to take in people who obtain or use a counterfeit parking placard
19 years damn
November 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
19 years damn
it's called ultramentia and it is taking the white house by storm
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
it's called ultramentia and it is taking the white house by storm
Gotta say, as of reading this I am warming up a "damn his big and precious HEART for giving out!" for the one thing ol' donny ain't gonna wriggle himself out of
i cant believe its been almost 3 years since we lost our beautiful "Diamond"! Damn her big and precious HEART for giving out!
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gotta say, as of reading this I am warming up a "damn his big and precious HEART for giving out!" for the one thing ol' donny ain't gonna wriggle himself out of
Bears are good
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Bears are good
Deal of the century
Today and today only, for a special black Friday deal, I'm making it 100% free to follow me and like my posts
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Deal of the century
i wonder what happens a week from now when it starts to leak to the financial press that black friday was a huge bust and no retailer is gonna hit their number
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
i wonder what happens a week from now when it starts to leak to the financial press that black friday was a huge bust and no retailer is gonna hit their number
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the aesthetics of dips matter little. the dip realm values only flavor and viscosity. also some dips top out as great sandwich spreads.
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
the aesthetics of dips matter little. the dip realm values only flavor and viscosity. also some dips top out as great sandwich spreads.
My man does not know the bounty that awaits him
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My man does not know the bounty that awaits him
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I could do with a slice of that rhubarb pie, bro
August 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I could do with a slice of that rhubarb pie, bro
you shouldn't graduate kindergarten in the US until you pass a test demonstrating that you understand the very basic fundamental principles of society rendering this image true
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
you shouldn't graduate kindergarten in the US until you pass a test demonstrating that you understand the very basic fundamental principles of society rendering this image true
Starting to get annoyed with tom Ricketts for baseball reasons too now. Guy is acting like if he promises not to spend one extra penny that hits after the CBA expires he gets to live forever. I get that we have a "window' but fuck that shit. Act like you care a little about 2026 please dude.
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Starting to get annoyed with tom Ricketts for baseball reasons too now. Guy is acting like if he promises not to spend one extra penny that hits after the CBA expires he gets to live forever. I get that we have a "window' but fuck that shit. Act like you care a little about 2026 please dude.
just throwing it out there that today would be a great day for it to happen
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
just throwing it out there that today would be a great day for it to happen
hoo boy this guy stinks
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
hoo boy this guy stinks
i remember being served a hot meal on ceramic dishes with metal utensils on a two hour coach flight in the united states, because i remember airlines being regulated!
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i remember being served a hot meal on ceramic dishes with metal utensils on a two hour coach flight in the united states, because i remember airlines being regulated!
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It seems to me that it would be wildly popular with the public to arrest the president, so, uhh, we should do that
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It seems to me that it would be wildly popular with the public to arrest the president, so, uhh, we should do that
If you say you don't like apple pie I assume the same as if you said you don't like sex. Either you're trolling, or you've never had it done right. The likelihood of it actually being some other thing is infinitely small
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If you say you don't like apple pie I assume the same as if you said you don't like sex. Either you're trolling, or you've never had it done right. The likelihood of it actually being some other thing is infinitely small
you got me all wrong, when i said "we have to make the future safe for the white race" i meant we need to fix all the potholes before the hot chocolate 5k
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
you got me all wrong, when i said "we have to make the future safe for the white race" i meant we need to fix all the potholes before the hot chocolate 5k