@unclepalindrome.bsky.social
Dad, Husband, Patriot. (dog dad too!) GO CUBS! Senior Vice President of Business Development at ANTIFA
could plow through a shitload of busses tho #toyotagiveusafuckablebus
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
could plow through a shitload of busses tho #toyotagiveusafuckablebus
Next, on Solomons Court....
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Next, on Solomons Court....
OH MY GOD DUDE I TOOK MY DOG FOR A WALK AND YOU'RE STILL HERE BEING WEIRD AS HELL
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
OH MY GOD DUDE I TOOK MY DOG FOR A WALK AND YOU'RE STILL HERE BEING WEIRD AS HELL
The blood is on the table and the mouths are chokin'
But I'm stealin' bread, yeah
But I'm stealin' bread, yeah
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The blood is on the table and the mouths are chokin'
But I'm stealin' bread, yeah
But I'm stealin' bread, yeah
in an office with a large crt tv that just got mounted to the wall 5.5 feet above the ground along a well traveled walkway (insane, we learned) i watched an asshole walk too fast with his head down and deliver himself a stiff arm like blow to the forehead that put him about 45 degrees to the horizon
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
in an office with a large crt tv that just got mounted to the wall 5.5 feet above the ground along a well traveled walkway (insane, we learned) i watched an asshole walk too fast with his head down and deliver himself a stiff arm like blow to the forehead that put him about 45 degrees to the horizon
still running the numbers but this may be the best sentence ever devised for inserting the handclap emoji between every word for effect
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
still running the numbers but this may be the best sentence ever devised for inserting the handclap emoji between every word for effect
Reposted
the aesthetics of dips matter little. the dip realm values only flavor and viscosity. also some dips top out as great sandwich spreads.
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
the aesthetics of dips matter little. the dip realm values only flavor and viscosity. also some dips top out as great sandwich spreads.
the aesthetics of dips matter little. the dip realm values only flavor and viscosity. also some dips top out as great sandwich spreads.
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
the aesthetics of dips matter little. the dip realm values only flavor and viscosity. also some dips top out as great sandwich spreads.
has "a hot dog is a pizza" made it into anything big yet? i love that take
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
has "a hot dog is a pizza" made it into anything big yet? i love that take