Jess (enthusiast)
@unkahnventional.bsky.social
KIDDING i am KIDDING i am also SERIOUS but more importantly i am KIDDING.
🤎🧡🤍🩷❤️ 🖖 Jewish anti-zionist.
🤎🧡🤍🩷❤️ 🖖 Jewish anti-zionist.
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A purrfect fit. 6x6 watercolor on panel. #watercolor #sillycat
March 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
A purrfect fit. 6x6 watercolor on panel. #watercolor #sillycat
There should be a mechanical device to clean out my lungs. I believe the problem is that there is stuff in there which should not be. The natural solution is to remove the stuff. I'm an innovator.
February 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
There should be a mechanical device to clean out my lungs. I believe the problem is that there is stuff in there which should not be. The natural solution is to remove the stuff. I'm an innovator.
Friend's dog :)
February 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Friend's dog :)
reacting to Teams messages with 😔 because I'm hilarious
April 16, 2024 at 2:47 PM
reacting to Teams messages with 😔 because I'm hilarious
thinking about the part where Sonya looks in the candle on Natasha's behalf and makes up a story about her fiance being horribly ill/injured... Not even to be mean, just because she's like "golly! I better come up with a prophecy fast!"
April 13, 2024 at 4:41 PM
thinking about the part where Sonya looks in the candle on Natasha's behalf and makes up a story about her fiance being horribly ill/injured... Not even to be mean, just because she's like "golly! I better come up with a prophecy fast!"
hanging wit da girls. tricked them into watchin The Voyage Home. 😈.
March 17, 2024 at 12:08 AM
hanging wit da girls. tricked them into watchin The Voyage Home. 😈.
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Yeah the French call cumming "the little death" but they also call breakfast "the little lunch" so have we considered that the French just have no fucking idea what they're talking about
February 17, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Yeah the French call cumming "the little death" but they also call breakfast "the little lunch" so have we considered that the French just have no fucking idea what they're talking about
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i refuse to trim my bangs at a normal and reasonable hour of the day. 2 am or nothing, you can pry my hair cutting scissors from my cold dead hands
February 18, 2024 at 7:08 AM
i refuse to trim my bangs at a normal and reasonable hour of the day. 2 am or nothing, you can pry my hair cutting scissors from my cold dead hands
haircut yesterday
February 15, 2024 at 4:42 PM
haircut yesterday
desperate to tile something with these tile.expert/en-us/tile/p...
December 27, 2023 at 3:08 AM
desperate to tile something with these tile.expert/en-us/tile/p...
just hemmed the shit out of some pants. Absolutely reduced their length by like five inches.
November 7, 2023 at 12:18 AM
just hemmed the shit out of some pants. Absolutely reduced their length by like five inches.
my least favorite part of any Teams call is when I have to play "no YOU hang up first" with my coworkers
October 26, 2023 at 6:52 PM
my least favorite part of any Teams call is when I have to play "no YOU hang up first" with my coworkers
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a lot of people online have to get a fucking grip lately. not me obviously
October 15, 2023 at 2:31 PM
a lot of people online have to get a fucking grip lately. not me obviously
just had the world's normalest text conversation with my mother.
October 13, 2023 at 4:22 AM
just had the world's normalest text conversation with my mother.
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About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
October 10, 2023 at 4:42 PM
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
my supervisor just Teams called me to check if I'm "ok" regarding what's happening in Palestine/Israel right now. idk how to tell him that I think the uprising is great, actually. I hope Hamas wins and I'm not kidding.
October 11, 2023 at 2:01 PM
my supervisor just Teams called me to check if I'm "ok" regarding what's happening in Palestine/Israel right now. idk how to tell him that I think the uprising is great, actually. I hope Hamas wins and I'm not kidding.
I need to get a solid pair of jeans to ruin for my Halloween costume...
I think I have to thrift them bc I don't want to ruin direct-from-store jeans. That feels more fabric waste-y somehow, idk.
Anyways I am going to try to simulate water damage.
I think I have to thrift them bc I don't want to ruin direct-from-store jeans. That feels more fabric waste-y somehow, idk.
Anyways I am going to try to simulate water damage.
October 11, 2023 at 4:24 AM
I need to get a solid pair of jeans to ruin for my Halloween costume...
I think I have to thrift them bc I don't want to ruin direct-from-store jeans. That feels more fabric waste-y somehow, idk.
Anyways I am going to try to simulate water damage.
I think I have to thrift them bc I don't want to ruin direct-from-store jeans. That feels more fabric waste-y somehow, idk.
Anyways I am going to try to simulate water damage.
working from home is nice for a lot of reasons.
often, when I solve a very difficult puzzle, I reflexively say "you wish you were me, you want me so bad it makes you look stupid" aloud to no one in particular.
in the office, this would cause a lot of problems.
often, when I solve a very difficult puzzle, I reflexively say "you wish you were me, you want me so bad it makes you look stupid" aloud to no one in particular.
in the office, this would cause a lot of problems.
October 9, 2023 at 4:07 AM
working from home is nice for a lot of reasons.
often, when I solve a very difficult puzzle, I reflexively say "you wish you were me, you want me so bad it makes you look stupid" aloud to no one in particular.
in the office, this would cause a lot of problems.
often, when I solve a very difficult puzzle, I reflexively say "you wish you were me, you want me so bad it makes you look stupid" aloud to no one in particular.
in the office, this would cause a lot of problems.
oh some of you people are FASCINATING
October 4, 2023 at 11:40 PM
oh some of you people are FASCINATING
I am MAPPING!!
October 4, 2023 at 11:30 PM
I am MAPPING!!