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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch

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“From the number of imaginable cities we must exclude those whose elements are assembled without a connecting thread, an inner rule, a perspective, a discourse.” -Italo Calvino, Invisible Cities (transl. William Weaver) header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · Nov 14

seems there’s someone else using the counterfax handle on here. here’s a verification jones to demonstrate I’m cfax from twitter

Jonesy the dog. You can tell it’s a cfax post because Jonesy is cuddling with a dog-sized Terrible Towel, and in the background there is a second, human-sized Terrible Towel

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 11h

pluto tv currently playing good will hunting, everything’s coming up brainrot

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 11h

that does it, I’m fulfilling a long-held quiet ambition to start going to batting cages with a long-term goal of joining the local queer pickup baseball team, if and only if I can get a t-shirt matching that mariners fan’s that says DUMP 69 HERE

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 13h

“tosser” as an abbreviation of “terms of service violator”

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 13h

thing about singing along to the wallflowers (which guy at the bar recognized) is it’s very difficult to do an impression of an impression of bob dylan. I saw them in concert about a decade ago and I don’t even remember people singing along, why do that to your throat if you’re not being paid for it

Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 13h

happy tuesday, same bar/different bartender, they’re playing “one headlight” by the wallflowers and one of the guys at the bar is trying to restrain himself from how into it he is

Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 13h

happy tuesday, same bar/different bartender, they’re playing “one headlight” by the wallflowers and one of the guys at the bar is trying to restrain himself from how into it he is

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 14h

this shit looks like someone’s about to shoot franz ferdinand

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 14h

NVIDIA and OpenAi:

Concerns that their “increasingly complex and interconnected web of business transactions is artificially propping up the trillion-dollar AI boom.“

@bloomberg.com $NVDA 👀
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 15h

oh we’re counting drinks?

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 15h

today in “democrats are your mom, republicans are your dad”: what’s mom gonna do, ground me? that’s not the belt

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 16h

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“Hey man did you get QA to sign off?” Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 16h

time to interact with mufos

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 17h

you are not immune to trenchant analysis @wrongopinionman.bsky.social · Aug 24

What happened to the brain I once loved

Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 17h

Steelers-Broncos playoff matchup? Haha well, good thing I packed a bag lunch

Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 19h

joke’s on me, now I’m just buying a ticket to a different Movie I Should’ve Seen By Now there (Alien)

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 19h

why can’t I find a ticket link. I haven’t actually seen it before and can’t not do this

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 19h

keep tobin’ boys

Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 20h

not a big fan of people who receive over $100 million to never win anything again, huh

Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 20h

Steelers in Cincinnati in 9 days what could possibly go wrong

Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 20h

The Bengals are trading for Joe Flacco, per me and
@tompelissero.bsky.social

Just a wild turn of events. Cincy has been calling around for 48 hours. Now turn to Joe Flacco to keep their playoff hopes alive. A stunner.

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Constant Scream @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 20h

This took too much effort.

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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 22h

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 22h

“look out, we got a badass over here” cabinet

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h

Bondi to Blumenthal: "You lied. How dare you? I'm a career prosecutor. Don't you ever challenge my integrity. Do not question my ability to be fair and impartial."

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Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 22h

Never (Hesitate to) Post

Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 22h

as the saying goes, two out of three ain’t bad

Adam Gretz @adamgretz.bsky.social · 22h

Every year the Steelers struggle with a team early in the season that everybody thinks they should beat and then it turns out that team was actually really good. Seattle and New England might both qualify this season.

Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 22h

The Seattle Seahawks are still second in DVOA at 42.2% which is the second-highest figure ever for a 3-2 team.

Coffee III: Saison of the Witch @unlox.bsky.social · 22h

I fear we’re going to have to learn French

First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 22h

It's been trending this way for a long time but this might officially mark a watershed where the f-word is no longer even slightly edgy or cool in public utterances. Elected politicians and wannabe media titans say it. It's cringe. We're going to need a new Swear Word of Last Resort.

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