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You used up all the glue on purpose
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
You used up all the glue on purpose
Crazy to think if he was born just 750 miles north he'd be an MLS Cup winner. #MNUFC
🇺🇸 BREAKING: Minnesota United is nearing a deal to acquire goalkeeper Drake Callender from Charlotte FC, per sources.
Callender, 28, won trophies with Inter Miami before being traded to Charlotte. Obviously a starting GK in this league... heads to Minnesota to be new starter.
Callender, 28, won trophies with Inter Miami before being traded to Charlotte. Obviously a starting GK in this league... heads to Minnesota to be new starter.
December 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Crazy to think if he was born just 750 miles north he'd be an MLS Cup winner. #MNUFC
Why doesn't Bongi make the South Africa national team? Looking at their roster/the leagues others on the team play in, it would seem he's more than good enough. #MNUFC
December 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Why doesn't Bongi make the South Africa national team? Looking at their roster/the leagues others on the team play in, it would seem he's more than good enough. #MNUFC
Surprised this isn't being universally celebrated by #MNUFC fans. Rosales was great, but also #1 on the list of players other teams would be interested in and we could do without. Markanich is our LWB and Padelford is a good enough #2. We can use this money for areas where we have a greater need.
🟢 BREAKING: Austin FC is finalizing a deal to acquire Honduras int'l left back Joseph Rosales from Minnesota United, per sources.
Deal worth $1.5m GAM. Minnesota retain sell-on.
Rosales, 25, made 128 apps for the Loons.
Deal worth $1.5m GAM. Minnesota retain sell-on.
Rosales, 25, made 128 apps for the Loons.
December 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Surprised this isn't being universally celebrated by #MNUFC fans. Rosales was great, but also #1 on the list of players other teams would be interested in and we could do without. Markanich is our LWB and Padelford is a good enough #2. We can use this money for areas where we have a greater need.
I have immediately lost all respect or affinity for DSC. He has every right to do what he thinks is best for him... And I have every right to think this is fucking gross. #MNUFC
Updated news story: Dayne St. Clair turned down an $1 million offer from #MNUFC -- which would have put him in the top five highest-paid goalkeepers in #MLS -- for a smaller deal to play with Inter Miami and Leo Messi.
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Dayne St. Clair won’t return to Minnesota United
Loons offered a seven-figure deal, but the Canadian is going to Inter Miami.
www.twincities.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I have immediately lost all respect or affinity for DSC. He has every right to do what he thinks is best for him... And I have every right to think this is fucking gross. #MNUFC
Holy shit. This world cup draw is the worst thing I've ever seen. I want to die.
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Holy shit. This world cup draw is the worst thing I've ever seen. I want to die.
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results... Unless you're the parent of a newborn. Then just keep trying the same 3 things and eventually it will work. It's basically a combination lock but the combination changes every night.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results... Unless you're the parent of a newborn. Then just keep trying the same 3 things and eventually it will work. It's basically a combination lock but the combination changes every night.
My Irish neighbor installs high-end hot water heaters for a living. He said he has a job for me if I'm ever interested but warned "it's a tankless job"
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My Irish neighbor installs high-end hot water heaters for a living. He said he has a job for me if I'm ever interested but warned "it's a tankless job"
"don't worry! We moved all the buttons" - Instagram
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"don't worry! We moved all the buttons" - Instagram
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Inter Miami is disgusting. Luis Suarez is disgusting. Spitting on a Sounders coach. #LeaguesCup #MLS
September 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Inter Miami is disgusting. Luis Suarez is disgusting. Spitting on a Sounders coach. #LeaguesCup #MLS
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BE ELEGANT IN T̶R̶I̶U̶M̶P̶H̶ DEFEAT
September 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
BE ELEGANT IN T̶R̶I̶U̶M̶P̶H̶ DEFEAT
Are we just going to keep numbering the new phone models forever? Like, Is my kid going to be asking me for the new iPhone 36+? Is his son going to be asking for the 86? Is his grandson going to be asking for the 110?
September 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Are we just going to keep numbering the new phone models forever? Like, Is my kid going to be asking me for the new iPhone 36+? Is his son going to be asking for the 86? Is his grandson going to be asking for the 110?
Offside should be treated like Dogso. Go ahead and review the play, but just ask yourself if it was one thing or another.
But also, the var crew should just make the decision and tell the ref. It shouldn't matter who looks at it and it's better than slowing down for every close call
But also, the var crew should just make the decision and tell the ref. It shouldn't matter who looks at it and it's better than slowing down for every close call
July 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Offside should be treated like Dogso. Go ahead and review the play, but just ask yourself if it was one thing or another.
But also, the var crew should just make the decision and tell the ref. It shouldn't matter who looks at it and it's better than slowing down for every close call
But also, the var crew should just make the decision and tell the ref. It shouldn't matter who looks at it and it's better than slowing down for every close call
Crazy to see Kevin Molino again. I think he is top of my list when I think of past players I wish I could time travel into this squad. Métanire would be the other one. #USMNT #MNUFC
a woman with a surprised look on her face is screaming the word kevin .
ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face is screaming the word kevin .
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June 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Whats the least amount of time you could travel backwards and change the course of history? Im not talking about making yourself money or information about the future that you wouldn't actually be able to act on. I mean something you yourself could actually do that would change the course of history
June 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Whats the least amount of time you could travel backwards and change the course of history? Im not talking about making yourself money or information about the future that you wouldn't actually be able to act on. I mean something you yourself could actually do that would change the course of history
I need some yard signs that say "it's on the list" so that I can place them around my yard to let neighbors know I know... and that it's on the list.
June 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I need some yard signs that say "it's on the list" so that I can place them around my yard to let neighbors know I know... and that it's on the list.
I say this for no particular reason... This little circle with a squiggle in it allows you to switch from the TV commentary to the radio broadcast. #MNUFC
June 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I say this for no particular reason... This little circle with a squiggle in it allows you to switch from the TV commentary to the radio broadcast. #MNUFC
New law: your advertisements are required to accurately depict your largest audience...Truck commercials - only allowed to show ppl commuting to their office job. LL Bean - suburb moms walking their dog. Big Green Egg grills - ppl using their normal grill while it sits unused in the background.
May 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
New law: your advertisements are required to accurately depict your largest audience...Truck commercials - only allowed to show ppl commuting to their office job. LL Bean - suburb moms walking their dog. Big Green Egg grills - ppl using their normal grill while it sits unused in the background.
May 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Electric split screen.
May 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Electric split screen.
If you play well, you will get looks in the first team. I love that so much. #MNUFC
The club has signed MNUFC2 defender Kieran Chandler to a Short-Term Agreement. The Twos' leader in assists is now available for our match with Houston tonight.
Details » https://utd.mn/3YJcX5I
Details » https://utd.mn/3YJcX5I
May 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If you play well, you will get looks in the first team. I love that so much. #MNUFC
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