Tim Rooney
@urbaneturtle.com
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Superheroes and Phillies. Freelance comics critic for hire. Seen in Eisner Award winners PanelxPanel & The ComicsBeat. Also ComicsXF and CBR. Action figure enthusiast. M.A, Theology. Nonprofit guy. Husband. Dad. (He/Him) https://urbaneturtle.com
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I'm a freelance comics critic & writer. I run urbaneturtle.com, where I post regular reviews & in depth criticism and analysis of comics old and new. I've written for The Comics Beat, ComicsXF, CBR, and the Eisner Award winning PanelxPanel. You can peruse the archive or this thread for highlights 🧷🧵
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Writer.Artist.Creative.
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Yes I know those two teams won games at home after dropping two in the road
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genuinely think they are feeding him AI videos
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Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
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“Who” is, objectively, the funniest possible response here
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Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
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This is great. I love to be governed by evil nincompoops. I haven’t spent two days in Canada getting passive aggressively dogged on as a country
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Phillies have had very few times in the last three months where they’ve lost three in a row
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Cubs and Yankees both one game 3 after going down 2-0
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7 days left you all, just 7 days..going to go SUPER fast with NYCC starting

Back now so you don’t miss out: www.kickstarter.com/projects/zac...
Macabre Valley #1
A grindhouse Texas horror comic.
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The “ultimate universe” ending is probably intentionally misleading and it’ll be a relaunch maybe under a different name because Marvel hates its readers and making things easy to follow
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Marvel Comics editorial policy
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The only consistently good comics Marvel is releasing are from the Ultimate line so it makes sense that they would eliminate it because this editorial regime is dedicated to mediocrity.
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The Trump regime's war on Christianity continues, as regime troops attacks Americans across the United States and rounds up majority Christian immigrants, they've also targeted religious leaders.

Here the Trump regime ICE forces shot a pastor in the head in the latest attack on civilians.
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I’m so insanely tired I can’t spend 3 full days listening to people talk
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No
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Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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I guess you didn’t understand Ryan was supposed look like an idiot in this scene
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I can’t decide if I would rather the Phillies just get put out of their misery and get swept or if I’d like to see them fight to extend to a game 5 and lose. Winning is preferable obviously but the odds are infinitesimal
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This guy is journalism royalty. His mother, April, was a famous tv reporter in New York City for Channel 6 News.
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Some scoops in here: Adam O'Neal is telling people he will helm The WaPo's flagship opinion podcast, spending upwards of four hours a day on it. He's also indicated, per a source, that he plans to remain in his current job for decades. www.status.news/p/washington...
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This is what the Phillies need to do (won’t). Also the Yankees will probably lose
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The Yankees’ ability to barrage a team with home runs always keeps them in the game. And if they can hold the lead, which they now have after a Jazz Chisholm homer, Toronto is facing a bullpen game tomorrow, a day after their RP needed to cover 5+ innings. Not ideal for the Jays.
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He’s fine with it.
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Boy this is going to be an interesting offseason
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Bryce Harper: “If [teammates] believe that, I don’t know what’s going through their heads . . . We got some of the best fans in baseball.”
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lmao
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Bryce Harper: “Yeah I got an incredible wife man, she pushed that thing out in three pushes and 30 seconds . . . Women man, what a breed.”
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^ delusional person might say this
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If they win game 3 the dodgers might be a little tired after playing through the wild card, their pitching not as sharp….anything is possible
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Castellanos talking about the Manfred confrontation clearly ticked him off