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FPL_Omnishambles
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If I wrote a book now it would be titled '17 Years of Hurt'.

Avg rank 334K for the first 6 years from 2006 (excl 2010), best year 2018 149K. 16 yr avg 799K 😭
It's a 2 way street mate. Don't through your new signings, who have just been in the building for 2 minutes, like Frimpong,
under the bus. Tool!
November 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
#FPL Diary #GW10:
I'm nervous Halloween is still lurking around to bite me in the ass! Sold Salah for Enzo, for cash to do Rodon ➡️ Gabriel + Kroupi ➡️ Mateta for a -4! To keep me going, serving an 'All Day Breakfast' featuring Mateta Bangers! Haaland 🧢. Good luck all
🌍 OR 918k
November 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Thanks man.

Fruits of my GW7 wild card, with a little dash of variance thrown in. 😅
October 27, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Morning Everyone!

💚 #FPL GW9 Green Arrow.
📈 1.7 million OR rise, ➡️ 2.6 million to
920K 😍
😁 31 pts of Bench Boost joy!
📭 Vand de Ven, Rodon, Salah, Strand
Larsen, Kroupi Jr, & Timber deliver!
🎃 Halloween Happiness 🪓
homer simpson laying in bed with his eyes closed
ALT: homer simpson laying in bed with his eyes closed
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October 27, 2025 at 10:53 AM
#FPL Diary #GW9:
Not gonna lie, not enjoying Halloween FPL. Didn't BB GW8 because of Kroupi mins. GW9 I BB & Stach is on the bench! Should have kept my cool & saved my BB. 😱 Serving Cream of Haaland Pumpkin Soup for supper. 🎃 Alderete to Acheampong. Haaland 🧢. Good luck all!
October 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
#GW8 #FPL Diary Entry:
64pts, green arrow! 🔺️ 115k
🧢 Captain routinely delivers
🤔 Considered GW8 BB
😱 Halloween BB nightmare 24pts lost
💥 Not pulling BB trigger cost 1.4m OR
🎃 Rolling FT for next week
🪓 Salahs last game unless I FH
🌍OR 2.6m 🏛ITB:£0.2am 2🍟 2FT
October 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
#FPL Diary #GW8:
Rolling a transfer, so have decided to serve a bread roll! To be more precise, serving Haaland Gruyère and Semenyo Emmental Cheese fondue in a Saka Sourdough Breadbowl. Haaland 🧢. Good luck all!
October 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
#FPL Diary #GW8:
Rolling a transfer, so have decided to serve a bread roll! To be more precise, serving Haaland Gruyère and Semenyo Emmental Cheese fondue in Saka Sourdough Breadbowl. Haaland 🧢. Good luck all!
October 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Reposted by FPL_Omnishambles
United's issue is that they are 20th in performance vs XG...currently -5.2 goals under!
That's the kind of thing that can start to correct itself...(unless your team contains a Benteke type forward)
October 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
#FPL Diary #GW7:
Have hit the wild card button, gone a bit different. Serving Haaland Haggis, Strand Larsen Neeps & Saka Tatties served with Semenyo Whiskey Cream Sauce. 10 changes made Haaland, Salah, Dubs, Mr Ven & Kroupi Jr remain. Haaland 🧢. Good luck all!
October 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
#GW6 #FPL Diary Entry:
📈 67pts, green arrow! + 1.5m
👍🏾 Garner & Haaland
☘️ Haaland Triple Captain!
🚨 Wildcard Activated 
🌍OR 2.6m, 🏛ITB:£0.2am, 3🍟
October 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
#FPL Diary #GW6:
Served Haaland Beef Stroganoff cooked in João Pedro White Wine, with Salah Dijon Mustard. Gakpo + Wood ➡️ Haaland + Garner for -4pts. Haaland Triple 🧢.
October 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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One example of this is the front 2 off the ball as the first line of defence.
Last season we had szobo + jota/nunez/Diaz. Very hard working and physical.
Wirtz + Hugo in that front 2 is lightweight in comparison.
September 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
#GW5 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 47pts, green arrow! + 576k
👍🏾 Guèhi transfer & Bruno
👑 Marc Nizinskj, OR 1, knows the
score!
🥇 Marc had Salah + Haaaland GW1
⚖️ I was Haaland sceptic after last yr
🫱🏿‍🫲🏼 Transferred early, now have both
🌍 OR 4.3m,🏛ITB:£0.2am, 4🍟, -4pts
September 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
#FPL Diary #GW5:
Can't go wrong with a roast dinner, so hopefully the same can be said for my 🧢 this week. Serving Salah Roast 🐔, Gakpo Roast 🥔, Pedro 🐖's in Blankets, VVD 🥕's cooked in Ginger & Butter with Guèhi Gravy & Bread Sauce. Murillo ➡️ Guèhi. Salah 🧢 Good luck all!
September 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
#GW4 #FPL Diary Entry:
📉 69pts, green arrow!
👍🏾 Apart from the Gakpo mince,
everything else cooked!
🙈 Triple Forrest owner, pain!
👑 Plan to own Salah & Haaland
⏳️ No plans to play chips until at least
GW12, 13
🌍 OR 4.9m,🏛ITB:£0.5m, 4🍟, 1FT
September 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
This is why I would have kept Lucho one more year to provide a smoother transistion into the Slot era.
September 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM