Tommy
@ustillup.bsky.social
Jester in a court of clowns, I love to laugh, im friggen irate. I love hive mind books. they/them
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Tommy
@ustillup.bsky.social
· Mar 24
Aye aye aye aye lemme off the ride lemme off lemme off!!!! The lap belt is crushing my mound bro lemme off!!!
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The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
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January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
evil is alive and well, every minute every hour every day! Bottoms up and the devil laughs
January 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
evil is alive and well, every minute every hour every day! Bottoms up and the devil laughs
Not ready for the bunches of boogers who will go around saying “where’s my heathcliff where’s my heathcliff”… I swear to god you don’t want him and tbf the mans whole life was doomed by classism and colorism but please I beg of you just go read the fucking book
January 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Not ready for the bunches of boogers who will go around saying “where’s my heathcliff where’s my heathcliff”… I swear to god you don’t want him and tbf the mans whole life was doomed by classism and colorism but please I beg of you just go read the fucking book
Been alcohol free for… 5 years now. Instead I get the endless joy of watching my friends and wife on the occasion, slowly slip into drunkenness. the evil little loves
January 7, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Been alcohol free for… 5 years now. Instead I get the endless joy of watching my friends and wife on the occasion, slowly slip into drunkenness. the evil little loves
Press on that beeper, snot, see what happens!!! I’ll kick ya in tha cok
January 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Press on that beeper, snot, see what happens!!! I’ll kick ya in tha cok
Mads Mikkelsen does have the spaghetti kid mouth. good thing he’s danish and they don’t have spaghetti over there
January 5, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Mads Mikkelsen does have the spaghetti kid mouth. good thing he’s danish and they don’t have spaghetti over there
I want the United States destroyed I want it smashed to a pulp then burnt to a crisp and then pissed on
January 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I want the United States destroyed I want it smashed to a pulp then burnt to a crisp and then pissed on
WE INVENTED MONEY AND ALL IT DOES IS DESTROY US
January 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
WE INVENTED MONEY AND ALL IT DOES IS DESTROY US
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On December 31, 1995, Bill Watterson published the final 'Calvin & Hobbes' comic strip. #CalvinandHobbes
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
On December 31, 1995, Bill Watterson published the final 'Calvin & Hobbes' comic strip. #CalvinandHobbes
I read lotsa books this year and all of them were good. In 2026 I want to try eating one
December 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I read lotsa books this year and all of them were good. In 2026 I want to try eating one
I quit smoking shweed almost a year ago and holy hell now I can run without sounding like a stalling car
December 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I quit smoking shweed almost a year ago and holy hell now I can run without sounding like a stalling car
I’m one a dose wife guys I fear… I’m just obsessed with her. Lemme look upon her for days, weeks. I love her more than the mountains and the moon
December 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m one a dose wife guys I fear… I’m just obsessed with her. Lemme look upon her for days, weeks. I love her more than the mountains and the moon
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I joked about the fludde last night and woke up to our closet flooding…. Awful of me
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I joked about the fludde last night and woke up to our closet flooding…. Awful of me
In a brave and unprecedented move I have made a whole wheat loaf… she stirs, in the oven. She doesn’t know she’s my most beautiful boule so far
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
In a brave and unprecedented move I have made a whole wheat loaf… she stirs, in the oven. She doesn’t know she’s my most beautiful boule so far
Oh critter my critter
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Oh critter my critter
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
My wife’s coworkers are all constantly trying to fuck each other and there are two thoughts I have about this 1. I would never in my life ever want to sleep with someone I work with no matter how hot they are or how horny I am and 2. Ok So none of these people have a single goddamn hobby
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My wife’s coworkers are all constantly trying to fuck each other and there are two thoughts I have about this 1. I would never in my life ever want to sleep with someone I work with no matter how hot they are or how horny I am and 2. Ok So none of these people have a single goddamn hobby
Not enough of you boogers have seen the secret of nimh by Mormon don bluth
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Not enough of you boogers have seen the secret of nimh by Mormon don bluth
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