@ustillup.bsky.social
Pinned
Aye aye aye aye lemme off the ride lemme off lemme off!!!! The lap belt is crushing my mound bro lemme off!!!
Reposted
Me and the boys
February 13, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Me and the boys
Reposted
Beano #1674, August 17, 1974
February 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Beano #1674, August 17, 1974
Always a Good day to k ill a fed
February 11, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Always a Good day to k ill a fed
Reposted
Reposted
when ted became his own boss, he had to learn to kiss his own butt 🗂️
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 PM
when ted became his own boss, he had to learn to kiss his own butt 🗂️
Reposted
The baby I work for is telling lies about me!!! “Tommy likes milk. Tommy likes sour cream” flagrantly false. Who’s telling him that? Not I
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 PM
The baby I work for is telling lies about me!!! “Tommy likes milk. Tommy likes sour cream” flagrantly false. Who’s telling him that? Not I
Reposted
I’m offended that ay aye rly thinks that I cannot fucking read with my own two eyeballs
February 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I’m offended that ay aye rly thinks that I cannot fucking read with my own two eyeballs
@picklesbaseball.bsky.social so no Tony?
February 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
@picklesbaseball.bsky.social so no Tony?
Reposted
this one is new to me and is so, so good
February 4, 2026 at 1:07 PM
this one is new to me and is so, so good
Sorry I realized my sleeve was caught in my elbow under my jacket while you were talking, you’re gonna have to repeat yourself
February 4, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Sorry I realized my sleeve was caught in my elbow under my jacket while you were talking, you’re gonna have to repeat yourself
Rise, my children
February 3, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Rise, my children
Veronica Veronica Veronica… bottom of the food chain to a ceramic… what a shame
February 3, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Veronica Veronica Veronica… bottom of the food chain to a ceramic… what a shame
hate the artist love the art only really works for me if the artist is an annoying person, not a fuckin shex ophender. One of my fav illustrator of all time has the worst personality, actually the biggest loser, but not in a goddamn evil villain type way
February 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
hate the artist love the art only really works for me if the artist is an annoying person, not a fuckin shex ophender. One of my fav illustrator of all time has the worst personality, actually the biggest loser, but not in a goddamn evil villain type way
Reposted
The Worm Hole
Colchester, IL
Colchester, IL
January 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
The Worm Hole
Colchester, IL
Colchester, IL
My word of the year my word of every year is Critter
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
My word of the year my word of every year is Critter
Me, wide beyond my years: there’s evil in the world
The innocent, the ignorant: what, like a litterbug?
The innocent, the ignorant: what, like a litterbug?
January 30, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Me, wide beyond my years: there’s evil in the world
The innocent, the ignorant: what, like a litterbug?
The innocent, the ignorant: what, like a litterbug?
Two times in two weeks I play a long form game and want to blast my brains out during and bury myself deep in the earth afterwards. Such a shame the cycle continues
January 30, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Two times in two weeks I play a long form game and want to blast my brains out during and bury myself deep in the earth afterwards. Such a shame the cycle continues
Reposted
Nothing on this earth like a hive mind. I want to read of them all
January 29, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Nothing on this earth like a hive mind. I want to read of them all
Reposted
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Fruit Snacks (2000-2001): Fruit snacks that came in shapes such as flames, coffins, and a Gusher-style red heart, which was filled with blue 'juice". Flavors included orange, strawberry, grape, and fruit punch. Released as a promotional item for the TV series
January 29, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Fruit Snacks (2000-2001): Fruit snacks that came in shapes such as flames, coffins, and a Gusher-style red heart, which was filled with blue 'juice". Flavors included orange, strawberry, grape, and fruit punch. Released as a promotional item for the TV series
Rage is a river that runs through me when I realize that it is yet again time for me to clip my toenails
January 29, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Rage is a river that runs through me when I realize that it is yet again time for me to clip my toenails
I got so fucking got first thing this morning… opened my eyes and what did I get? Got
January 28, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I got so fucking got first thing this morning… opened my eyes and what did I get? Got
Mus t resist…. Re posting every single trailcam image….. hnnng
January 27, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Mus t resist…. Re posting every single trailcam image….. hnnng