Aaron (Val)🦊🔪🌟🍪🏔️
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valsparkle.bsky.social
Now that there’s more of you on here!
In case anyone is interested in getting a commission by yours truly, here is a price list and some info. DM me if you'd like one!
Since it’s permitted here, I also do nsfw
valsparkle.bsky.social
Fitzier is a hair length and colour gap relationship, so realistically Francis will be finding long strands of dark hair all over the place
valsparkle.bsky.social
especially science communication stuff, like youtubers and podcasters (maybe those aren't that suitable for a visual medium but whatever).
feels like a more personal version of "i can do this job, I just can't figure out how to convince you to give me a chance" of the job market
valsparkle.bsky.social
does it fall under parasocial relationships to look at a public figure or internet famous person, and think "i want to be your friend, specifically because I want to work with you creatively. please hire me for illustration collabs"

so many people I wanna @ and offer my services to
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bradfordgreens.bsky.social
Don't threaten us with a good time, Daily Express.
Image featuring a graphic from the Bradford District Green Party. The background is green with the Daily Express logo in the upper left and a photo of Zack Polanski speaking into a microphone on the right, holding a cartoon-style bundle of cash with a pound sign. Below, a mocked-up newspaper headline reads: “Zack Polanski wants to redistribute our money and turn Britain into a Left-wing haven.” At the bottom, the Green Party logo and web address Join.greenparty.org.uk are displayed.
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zackpolanski.bsky.social
I'm never actually going to need to write another comment piece again am I?

The right wing shit rags are just going to keep recruiting for us.

Folks - want a better country?

Join.greenparty.org.uk
The party even more dangerous than Starmers labour - UK's answer to Putin's communists
valsparkle.bsky.social
i boyfailed too close to the sun, after a lot of projects sewing non stretchy cotton my hubris led me to believe I can sew stretch fabric with only pins holding it in place... so much seam ripping damn
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theabigailthorn.bsky.social
Glasgow Gender Clinic now has a waiting time of 224 years. The average across the UK is now 25 years.

This segregated system isn’t working and is wasting millions. The NHS has been told time and again - informed consent now.
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rufeydoof.bsky.social
Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.
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littlestpersimmon.bsky.social
So many retellings of folklore that miss the mark is because their authors think the same way plagiarists act; they don't respect the source material, they think they are better than, they don't want to understand or believe that people of antiquity were as intelligent, with as rich interior lives
valsparkle.bsky.social
i have not seen a flying mammal to feed a banana to yet, but I saw a flightless bird and fed it fish
valsparkle.bsky.social
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i'm a little birthday boy today and shall he insufferable unless my cousin distracts me enough
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hellvetikaseraph.bsky.social
Oh look, it's that easy. 🤷🏼‍♀️
PN: If there was a Green government, would the Greens reverse the Tories, and subsequently Wes Streeting's, ban on puberty blockers for trans youth?

ZP: Absolutely.

It's really important that policy for trans people is informed by the National Health Service and is done in consultation with trans people. It seems like an abominable gap, particularly in the Cass review, that trans people were not included in the conversations.

It's a basic principle: nothing about us without us.
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batcon.org
You read that right- there are now 1,500 official bat species known to science!
The Bioko pipistrelle (𝘗𝘪𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘶𝘴 𝘦𝘵𝘶𝘭𝘢) was found on Bioko Island in Africa’s Equatorial New Guinea by former BCI Student Scholar Dr. Laura Torrent and her colleagues.
valsparkle.bsky.social
trying out something on my head that's two symmetrical things attached to a flexible thing, and then taking it off or marking the position to glue would be much easier with a second set of hands
valsparkle.bsky.social
Hm🐏

first time in I don't know how long, but I had a sudden fixation on doing a craft I haven't touched in 25 years, actually sat down to do it, and finished a thing I didn't have instructions for.

might paint them more and redo the headband, it's just hard to do by myself
valsparkle.bsky.social
well, given what we do to that fish in the kitchen...
but also haha what
valsparkle.bsky.social
i know it's bad to be a "fan" of politicians but oh my god, it's such a relief to see one actually do stuff, actually try things that might work. Man even seeing my local MP list what he's been up to in a week makes my mind boggle because it seems so weird to have one of them actually do fuck all
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bajamothblast.bsky.social
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this