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i still can't believe that they'll never catch us if cars are frogs.
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i only use iphones because i know too much about how the android sausage is made. i've had this phone for a few years but i just upgraded the os
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
(not that Clair Obscur is a bad-looking game by any means, but it's not "we have rendered every individual hair on the protagonist's beard in 4K", you know)
December 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
the only context in which i can think of "have" substituting for "make" is stuff like "i'm going to have a sandwich". which *is* a different meaning from "i'm going to make a sandwich" (perhaps you already have a sandwich prepared somewhere)
December 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Reposted
December 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i had multiple college friends - and later multiple Internet friends - fall down the rationalism rabbit hole and honestly i kind of wish they had got real into new-age esoteric bullshit instead
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
although there will always be a place for THE FANTASTICAL FOLDING FORTRESS OF JAFFEE THE MAD in my heart rpggeek.com/rpgitem/3838...
The Fantastical Folding Fortress of Jaffee the Mad!
From the introduction: Jaffee Jafaharz, otherwise known as Jaffee the Magnificent, has attempted to imprison Awhout-rout-yuth, the Infernal Price of Mandess, but it backfired!
rpggeek.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
cole ...
December 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
just think of it as speedrunning to silver fox
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
the combination of "opposed to slavery" and "waifu" is strong, in the land of MMOs
December 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
this is bull shit how are you supposed to have a freaky sex orgy in hell* if you can't fuck the elves

*: i've seen noted 40K prequel Event Horizon so as I understand it freaky orgies in hell are vital to space travel
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
bold of you to assume
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Guy you need to try a cheaper hobby like horse racing or airplane flying
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The longer it takes players to figure out “we can carry this thing out of here but only if we’re all naked” the less likely it is that the PCs will strip naked to carry a marble slab out of the dungeon. Is what I’m saying.
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I’ve had a lot of fun playing other systems that use encumbrance but those systems used slots or round numbers. so that players could make decisions quickly.
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
that is mostly a good description of 5E but its carry weight system is a Strong Dislike from me. If people are supposed to play without a VTT then nothing should weigh 62.5 pounds
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
my dream version of the Skyrim Civil War quest line has you fighting the Thalmor regardless of which side you take because the Thalmor don’t want either side to win.
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 AM
it’s amazing how few people actually like 5E. You’d think someone somewhere would genuinely enjoy it, but no
December 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
many people online seem to think this makes Ulfric a willing agent of the Thalmor but personally i think it’s just convenient for the Thalmor that he’s there (much like the Nerevarine is a convenient tool for the Empire in Morrowind)
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Personally I’m a big fan of the document you find in the Thalmor Embassy that suggests the Thalmor imprisoned Ulfric and then let him escape specifically because he’s a destabilizing influence. it’s like a brief glimmer of Morrowind in there
December 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM