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iOS 26 contains a fun hidden image mini game right in the lock screen! where the OK button to enter your passcode becomes nearly invisible
December 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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the kid found out about the difference between ".com" and ".co.uk," took a second to think it over, and asked me if official british sites use ".guv."
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Clair Obscur cost less than $10M to make. FFXVI cost ~$55M to make. Huge W for Shorter Games That Cost Less To Make And Look Worse
December 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
new favorite one-page dungeon, everyone else go home loftyjungle.itch.io/pizza-party-...
Pizza Party by Lofty Jungle
A found-object dungeon made using your empty pizza box as an oracle
loftyjungle.itch.io
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
Okay, that was NOT the right decision in that scenario, Max
November 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
every social media network should have an option that only shows you posts about your mutuals’ pets. i want fewer Takes and more Cat Photos
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
My cat meowed for more food through a mouthful of food. Housecats are amazing creatures
December 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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valve's moderator licking the nib of their stupid little pen and saying "actually, we'd ban equus too"
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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Repeat after me: Rust is a machine that turns security incidents into downtime incidents
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
grabbed a Clair Obscur randomizer. ticked "randomize bosses" and "randomize starting cosmetics". the first boss was Phase 2 Simon and I died wearing the only outfits i had unlocked, which were both sakapatate. 10/10 no regrets
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Don't do any of this.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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get the fuck outta here
April 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Of all the terms I saw suggested for the game my favourite was 'je suiskoden'.
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
i've seen some folks arguing online about whether clair obscur is a "JRPG" because it's French. but at the end of the optional dungeon where every enemy is harder to kill than the final boss, there is an optional boss who comes out of left field and kills your levelcapped party. so
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
did not realize until today that SGDQ 2024 had a run by a dog youtu.be/m2FZKJ4QBdA
Ken Griffey Jr. Presents MLB by Peanut Butter the Dog & JSR_ in 29:48 - Summer Games Done Quick 2024
YouTube video by Games Done Quick
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October 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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the Pacific Northwest: uwu im just a smol bean frog pls don't hurt me
also the Pacific Northwest: you should kill yourself
October 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Getting your friend into riichi mahjong like yeah MahjongSoul is a good app to get started but Hentai Milf Simulator 2000 is generally considered to be the superior English-language client due to its advanced training suite, extensive quality of life features and modern UI. No yeah I didn’t misspeak
October 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
played 37 minutes of Ultrakill and i think if i continue then my cardiologist will kill me
October 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Objectively the best shoelace knot, no question. "I need to tie my shoes again" not with this shit you don't.
not using ian's secure shoelace knot is a sign of a weak moral character, poor constitution, and an unserious attitude towards quality workmanship
October 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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( @vampirecoffee.bsky.social and Skye marching band)
October 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Also pictured: A Skye road trip
October 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
winning a game on a grand slam because 2 batters were walked and then a third was hit by a pitch ... the Mariners way
October 18, 2025 at 8:03 AM