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my partner reports that the 3D-printed flat whistles are remarkably loud. just a fun fact for any of you out there looking to put a whistle in your pocket
January 26, 2026 at 12:19 AM
my partner reports that the 3D-printed flat whistles are remarkably loud. just a fun fact for any of you out there looking to put a whistle in your pocket
they haven't invented a non-shambolic army yet
January 26, 2026 at 12:17 AM
they haven't invented a non-shambolic army yet
[politics joke here/]
January 26, 2026 at 12:13 AM
[politics joke here/]
i would consider this but i already have a women firefighters of new zealand calendar because, uh, i support women in male fields
January 26, 2026 at 12:10 AM
i would consider this but i already have a women firefighters of new zealand calendar because, uh, i support women in male fields
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If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 9:14 PM
The lack of paint dot net hasn’t forced me back to Windows, but i miss it sooooooo much.
December 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The lack of paint dot net hasn’t forced me back to Windows, but i miss it sooooooo much.
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happy hogswatch
December 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
happy hogswatch
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Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
@mechtroid.bsky.social the part of ISAT where i'm sleepwalking through the house mashing "just attack" on every enemy and ignoring whatever my party members do because they don't matter ... that's game design!!!!!
December 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
@mechtroid.bsky.social the part of ISAT where i'm sleepwalking through the house mashing "just attack" on every enemy and ignoring whatever my party members do because they don't matter ... that's game design!!!!!
this morning, my partner said "oh crap! i forgot to run the dishwasher", added more dishes to the dishwasher, and then promptly forgot to run it again
December 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
this morning, my partner said "oh crap! i forgot to run the dishwasher", added more dishes to the dishwasher, and then promptly forgot to run it again
if the government wins this claim then that would effectively shut down the entire supplements industry that the right-wing depends on lol
December 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
if the government wins this claim then that would effectively shut down the entire supplements industry that the right-wing depends on lol
watching andor after playing expedition 33 and idly wondering if andy serkis has some clause that says he gets paid extra to shout really loud or what
December 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
watching andor after playing expedition 33 and idly wondering if andy serkis has some clause that says he gets paid extra to shout really loud or what
imo their compression garments are not very good binders - the ones i've worn from tkingdom are WAY better at achieving a flat-chested look. on the other hand the tomboyx compression garments don't squish down my ribs as much
December 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
imo their compression garments are not very good binders - the ones i've worn from tkingdom are WAY better at achieving a flat-chested look. on the other hand the tomboyx compression garments don't squish down my ribs as much
it's bluetooth so it will only work within 150-200 ft of your phone but that means the battery lasts multiple years. (and most of the time when cats get outside they stay within 50 feet of one's house)
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
it's bluetooth so it will only work within 150-200 ft of your phone but that means the battery lasts multiple years. (and most of the time when cats get outside they stay within 50 feet of one's house)
in my experience cats who are very good at hiding will re-emerge at breakfast time <.<
also it may be time to get him one of these www.life360.com/en-au/tile-t... (i have one on scathach's collar because she is too good at hiding)
also it may be time to get him one of these www.life360.com/en-au/tile-t... (i have one on scathach's collar because she is too good at hiding)
www.life360.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
in my experience cats who are very good at hiding will re-emerge at breakfast time <.<
also it may be time to get him one of these www.life360.com/en-au/tile-t... (i have one on scathach's collar because she is too good at hiding)
also it may be time to get him one of these www.life360.com/en-au/tile-t... (i have one on scathach's collar because she is too good at hiding)
my phone's weather app gives me updates every time a weather watch or warning in my county is issued or updated. in practice this means a beautiful woman named Flood Watch is blowing up my phone
December 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
my phone's weather app gives me updates every time a weather watch or warning in my county is issued or updated. in practice this means a beautiful woman named Flood Watch is blowing up my phone
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ok all discussion about ai aside i like the idea that me googling shit for 4 hours without producing anything is somehow a flaw of the process that can be removed. the fault dear brutus is in ourselves
December 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
ok all discussion about ai aside i like the idea that me googling shit for 4 hours without producing anything is somehow a flaw of the process that can be removed. the fault dear brutus is in ourselves
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walked into josh's office this morning and he was holding a copy of AD&D. i thought "what could he possibly be doing with this?" but didn't ask. i see now he was posting.
December 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
walked into josh's office this morning and he was holding a copy of AD&D. i thought "what could he possibly be doing with this?" but didn't ask. i see now he was posting.
Hearing reports that Wake Up Dead Man has strobing lights 90 minutes in. Stay safe out there folks
December 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hearing reports that Wake Up Dead Man has strobing lights 90 minutes in. Stay safe out there folks
i still can't believe that they'll never catch us if cars are frogs.
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i still can't believe that they'll never catch us if cars are frogs.
i only use iphones because i know too much about how the android sausage is made. i've had this phone for a few years but i just upgraded the os
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i only use iphones because i know too much about how the android sausage is made. i've had this phone for a few years but i just upgraded the os
iOS 26 contains a fun hidden image mini game right in the lock screen! where the OK button to enter your passcode becomes nearly invisible
December 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
iOS 26 contains a fun hidden image mini game right in the lock screen! where the OK button to enter your passcode becomes nearly invisible
(not that Clair Obscur is a bad-looking game by any means, but it's not "we have rendered every individual hair on the protagonist's beard in 4K", you know)
December 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
(not that Clair Obscur is a bad-looking game by any means, but it's not "we have rendered every individual hair on the protagonist's beard in 4K", you know)
Clair Obscur cost less than $10M to make. FFXVI cost ~$55M to make. Huge W for Shorter Games That Cost Less To Make And Look Worse
December 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Clair Obscur cost less than $10M to make. FFXVI cost ~$55M to make. Huge W for Shorter Games That Cost Less To Make And Look Worse