Jordan-Marie Smith
@vapidgranola.bsky.social
Now: Producing NPR's All Things Considered. a founding producer with Post Reports
@washingtonpost. Way back: NPR HQ. Reposts mean nothing.
@washingtonpost. Way back: NPR HQ. Reposts mean nothing.
always sus when an opp starts dressing well
October 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
always sus when an opp starts dressing well
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when i'm at the laundrette and last of the summer wine is on the TV and i hear the voice of wallace from wallace and gromit
September 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
when i'm at the laundrette and last of the summer wine is on the TV and i hear the voice of wallace from wallace and gromit
spot the difference
September 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
spot the difference
i hate this website so much
This is good. Combines 2 of trumps biggest fears. Probably needs a windmill.
August 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i hate this website so much
Sorry, baby but "Sorry, Baby" is my whole personality--baby...
August 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Sorry, baby but "Sorry, Baby" is my whole personality--baby...
did "ran out" by JT at Karaoke last night via Grand Duchess. we love dc
August 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
did "ran out" by JT at Karaoke last night via Grand Duchess. we love dc
you ever see a sad boy and say, "damn, that boy is sad."
August 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
you ever see a sad boy and say, "damn, that boy is sad."
YOUGOTMEWRAPPEDAROUNDYOURFINGERAHHHHAHHH
June 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
YOUGOTMEWRAPPEDAROUNDYOURFINGERAHHHHAHHH
i love that pj voght has an internet podcast!
June 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i love that pj voght has an internet podcast!
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I don’t know what a Labubu is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
June 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I don’t know what a Labubu is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
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an absolute sweetheart
May 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
an absolute sweetheart
there's this charlie brown/eeyore looking ass dude i know and yeah i'd fight him
May 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
there's this charlie brown/eeyore looking ass dude i know and yeah i'd fight him
i may be many things but i will never be poly
April 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
i may be many things but i will never be poly
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Okay Black Bag was a very good movie everyone was right about that.
April 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Okay Black Bag was a very good movie everyone was right about that.
been so long since i've been able to shake ass
April 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
been so long since i've been able to shake ass
men would rather talk about the "inherent patriarchal connotations" of going on dates before hooking up than plan a decent date.
(back on tinder as a social exp please kill me)
(back on tinder as a social exp please kill me)
January 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
men would rather talk about the "inherent patriarchal connotations" of going on dates before hooking up than plan a decent date.
(back on tinder as a social exp please kill me)
(back on tinder as a social exp please kill me)
RHO-- singers ranked:
1. kandi
2. countess luann
3. kim from RHOA
4. ashley darby
1. kandi
2. countess luann
3. kim from RHOA
4. ashley darby
January 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
RHO-- singers ranked:
1. kandi
2. countess luann
3. kim from RHOA
4. ashley darby
1. kandi
2. countess luann
3. kim from RHOA
4. ashley darby
ONE OF THEM DAYS. A+!
January 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
ONE OF THEM DAYS. A+!
both my mother and my 2015 therapist follow me on substack. you should too!
ilikethis.substack.com
ilikethis.substack.com
Vapid Granola | JMS | Substack
embrace cringe.
I classically have “no chill.” Not a cool girl. Will triple text her crush and watch every story. Will ask her friends what to say to a work email that rudely left out exclamation mar...
ilikethis.substack.com
January 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
both my mother and my 2015 therapist follow me on substack. you should too!
ilikethis.substack.com
ilikethis.substack.com
Blue hair! Someone has already said I look like a cute e girl! Nooooooo
January 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Blue hair! Someone has already said I look like a cute e girl! Nooooooo
Guys, much like these gays...these cramps are trying to kill me
January 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Guys, much like these gays...these cramps are trying to kill me
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having a crush is so embarrassing. did she read my instagram DM yet?? is she watching my story?? I am 32 years old and I feel so teenage so alive so thirsty
December 27, 2024 at 10:49 PM
having a crush is so embarrassing. did she read my instagram DM yet?? is she watching my story?? I am 32 years old and I feel so teenage so alive so thirsty