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Jordan-Marie Smith
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Now: Producing NPR's All Things Considered. a founding producer with Post Reports
@washingtonpost. Way back: NPR HQ. Reposts mean nothing.
always sus when an opp starts dressing well
October 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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when i'm at the laundrette and last of the summer wine is on the TV and i hear the voice of wallace from wallace and gromit
September 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
spot the difference
September 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Made a Claudia Cardinale obit. Love you, rest in peace, gorgeous.

www.npr.org/2025/09/24/n...
Remembering Italian actress Claudia Cardinale
The Italian actress Claudia Cardinale has died at the age of 87. She was known for roles in major international and American films of the 1960s and 70s like 8 1/2 and The Pink Panther.
www.npr.org
September 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
i hate this website so much
This is good. Combines 2 of trumps biggest fears. Probably needs a windmill.
August 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Sorry, baby but "Sorry, Baby" is my whole personality--baby...
August 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
did "ran out" by JT at Karaoke last night via Grand Duchess. we love dc
August 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
you ever see a sad boy and say, "damn, that boy is sad."
August 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
YOUGOTMEWRAPPEDAROUNDYOURFINGERAHHHHAHHH
June 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i love that pj voght has an internet podcast!
June 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I don’t know what a Labubu is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
June 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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ny or bust 👀
May 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
an absolute sweetheart
May 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
May 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
there's this charlie brown/eeyore looking ass dude i know and yeah i'd fight him
May 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i may be many things but i will never be poly
April 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Okay Black Bag was a very good movie everyone was right about that.
April 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
been so long since i've been able to shake ass
April 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
men would rather talk about the "inherent patriarchal connotations" of going on dates before hooking up than plan a decent date.

(back on tinder as a social exp please kill me)
January 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
RHO-- singers ranked:

1. kandi
2. countess luann
3. kim from RHOA
4. ashley darby
January 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
ONE OF THEM DAYS. A+!
January 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
both my mother and my 2015 therapist follow me on substack. you should too!
ilikethis.substack.com
Vapid Granola | JMS | Substack
embrace cringe. I classically have “no chill.” Not a cool girl. Will triple text her crush and watch every story. Will ask her friends what to say to a work email that rudely left out exclamation mar...
ilikethis.substack.com
January 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Blue hair! Someone has already said I look like a cute e girl! Nooooooo
January 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Guys, much like these gays...these cramps are trying to kill me
January 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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having a crush is so embarrassing. did she read my instagram DM yet?? is she watching my story?? I am 32 years old and I feel so teenage so alive so thirsty
December 27, 2024 at 10:49 PM