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dav
@velevza.woke.cat
you burn enough bridges, the only direction to move is forward
23 anos / ele / estudante de letras / apaixonado por jogos, animes e desenhos
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*watches a single video on how to fix my toilet*

YouTube Algorithm: THIS DUDE LOVES TOILETS
November 20, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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I just spent 10 minutes troubleshooting audio issues on my pc not realizing I just didn't have my heaphones on
November 15, 2024 at 4:01 PM
meu amigo só me afunda no lol

oq a gente n faz por amizade ne
November 14, 2024 at 9:55 AM
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desktop computers should be gross and beige instead of rainbow and glowing. your computer should look like a piece of soap. it should look like a telephone from a horror movie. it should look like someone smoked in front of it before it left the factory
November 10, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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this will save lives
November 9, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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Reposting this for no particular reason
November 8, 2024 at 2:20 PM
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Glad I have a cat because it's weirdly calming to look at something that has absolutely no capacity to understand what is happening
November 6, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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November 7, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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Computer: Has over dozen CPU cores
Me: Nice! Let me do 2 things at the same time!
Computer: Are you out of your mind? You idiot! You moron!
November 6, 2024 at 9:01 AM
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clodborgor
November 2, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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“What do you even do on Bluesky?🙄”

Exist. It’s kinda nice having social media that isn’t trying to make you seethe at every post you scroll by.
October 29, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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Apple being forced into USB-C is one of my favorite Tech Things ever
October 28, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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October 28, 2024 at 2:44 PM
MEU DEUS EXISTE RESIDENT EVIL 4 (OG) EM VR
eu nunca tive vontade de ter um óculos vr mas agora estou completamente arrasado por não ter
October 26, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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A message just popped up on my printer saying I need to replace the cyan cartridge - completely out of the blue!
October 26, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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October 26, 2024 at 12:09 AM
o boulos é um cara realmente mt inteligente, precisou de coragem pra ir na sabatina com marçal e msm q tenham criticado tanto a ideia acabou que foi algo válido e inesperadamente controlado. não importa realmente quem seja Marçal ou os eleitores dele, tem que governar pra geral, até pra eles
October 26, 2024 at 2:13 PM
2 anos atrás eu dei mt mole com uma menina mt maneira da faculdade

hoje eu resolvi mandar mensagem pra ela dps de 2 anos sem se falar pq eu vi ela na faculdade dps desse tempo todo

o não eu já tenho né
October 26, 2024 at 4:00 AM
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Vi online aqui e achei relevante pros dias atuais.
October 25, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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Achei o meme “mais eu possível” da semana
October 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
desenho perfeito pra hoje
apaixonado com esse desenho
October 24, 2024 at 1:28 PM
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Bela lapada seca do @camaradahidalgo.bsky.social
October 24, 2024 at 12:00 PM
e se o Eduardo Paes se candidatasse pra todas as eleições de prefeito e governador do rj? único jeito talvez de tirar esses bolsonarista milicianos do poder
October 24, 2024 at 12:56 PM
pra morar no rj não pode dar mole não tem q sair casa de madrugada chegar no seu destino com 2h de antecedência pra fugir dos tiroteios já que a polícia escolhe fazer operação bem no horário de pico
October 24, 2024 at 12:52 PM