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@velevza.woke.cat
46 followers 59 following 150 posts
you burn enough bridges, the only direction to move is forward
23 anos / ele / estudante de letras / apaixonado por jogos, animes e desenhos
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
*watches a single video on how to fix my toilet*

YouTube Algorithm: THIS DUDE LOVES TOILETS
November 20, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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devoteddruid.bsky.social
I just spent 10 minutes troubleshooting audio issues on my pc not realizing I just didn't have my heaphones on
November 15, 2024 at 4:01 PM
velevza.woke.cat
meu amigo só me afunda no lol

oq a gente n faz por amizade ne
November 14, 2024 at 9:55 AM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
desktop computers should be gross and beige instead of rainbow and glowing. your computer should look like a piece of soap. it should look like a telephone from a horror movie. it should look like someone smoked in front of it before it left the factory
November 10, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
this will save lives
a dialog box called "Send reply?". the text reads: 14 other users made the same joke. The two buttons are "Send" and "Do Better," with "Do Better" as the default button.
November 9, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Reposting this for no particular reason
Steven Universe vs. Hitler. Steven appeals to Hitler "what if you could change your mind, Hitler?" Hitler stares at Steven with angry intent. Garnet puts her hand on Steven's shoulder and says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Steven." Steven says "Damn."
November 8, 2024 at 2:20 PM
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ianboudreau.com
Glad I have a cat because it's weirdly calming to look at something that has absolutely no capacity to understand what is happening
November 6, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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artevillar.bsky.social
November 7, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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sosowski.bsky.social
Computer: Has over dozen CPU cores
Me: Nice! Let me do 2 things at the same time!
Computer: Are you out of your mind? You idiot! You moron!
November 6, 2024 at 9:01 AM
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pikat.io
clodborgor
it's a hamburger! except instead of a beef patty, it's the pokemon clodsire. he looks content because he knows we aren't going to eat him.
November 2, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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radicallymaxton.bsky.social
“What do you even do on Bluesky?🙄”

Exist. It’s kinda nice having social media that isn’t trying to make you seethe at every post you scroll by.
October 29, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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aneternalenigma.com
Apple being forced into USB-C is one of my favorite Tech Things ever
October 28, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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liberalplanet.bsky.social
October 28, 2024 at 2:44 PM
velevza.woke.cat
MEU DEUS EXISTE RESIDENT EVIL 4 (OG) EM VR
eu nunca tive vontade de ter um óculos vr mas agora estou completamente arrasado por não ter
October 26, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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mooseallain.bsky.social
A message just popped up on my printer saying I need to replace the cyan cartridge - completely out of the blue!
October 26, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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sephko.bsky.social
October 26, 2024 at 12:09 AM
velevza.woke.cat
o boulos é um cara realmente mt inteligente, precisou de coragem pra ir na sabatina com marçal e msm q tenham criticado tanto a ideia acabou que foi algo válido e inesperadamente controlado. não importa realmente quem seja Marçal ou os eleitores dele, tem que governar pra geral, até pra eles
October 26, 2024 at 2:13 PM
velevza.woke.cat
2 anos atrás eu dei mt mole com uma menina mt maneira da faculdade

hoje eu resolvi mandar mensagem pra ela dps de 2 anos sem se falar pq eu vi ela na faculdade dps desse tempo todo

o não eu já tenho né
October 26, 2024 at 4:00 AM
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vecet.com.br
Vi online aqui e achei relevante pros dias atuais.
October 25, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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leticiamotta.bsky.social
Achei o meme “mais eu possível” da semana
October 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
velevza.woke.cat
desenho perfeito pra hoje
ryot.bsky.social Ryot @ryot.bsky.social · Oct 24
apaixonado com esse desenho
October 24, 2024 at 1:28 PM
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comunautista.bsky.social
Bela lapada seca do @camaradahidalgo.bsky.social
October 24, 2024 at 12:00 PM
velevza.woke.cat
e se o Eduardo Paes se candidatasse pra todas as eleições de prefeito e governador do rj? único jeito talvez de tirar esses bolsonarista milicianos do poder
October 24, 2024 at 12:56 PM
velevza.woke.cat
pra morar no rj não pode dar mole não tem q sair casa de madrugada chegar no seu destino com 2h de antecedência pra fugir dos tiroteios já que a polícia escolhe fazer operação bem no horário de pico
October 24, 2024 at 12:52 PM