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Generally agoraphobic; I leave to get cigarettes tho.
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Tim Allen Calls Out Oscars For Failure To Recognize Movies Where Guy Turns Into Dog https://theonion.com/tim-allen-calls-out-oscars-for-failure-to-recognize-movies-where-guy-turns-into-dog/
January 22, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Tim Allen Calls Out Oscars For Failure To Recognize Movies Where Guy Turns Into Dog https://theonion.com/tim-allen-calls-out-oscars-for-failure-to-recognize-movies-where-guy-turns-into-dog/
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Man Allows All Cookies So Website Won’t Be Mad At Him https://theonion.com/man-allows-all-cookies-so-website-wont-be-mad-at-him/
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Man Allows All Cookies So Website Won’t Be Mad At Him https://theonion.com/man-allows-all-cookies-so-website-wont-be-mad-at-him/
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In case you're wondering, a taxonomy of suspect account icons:
Default icon: Likely a bot
Marble Greek/Roman bust: Probably a troll
Trump/MAGA hat: Definitely a troll
Dude with Oakleys: 90% troll (boo), 10% skier (cool)
Cleavage with or without face: 90% bot (boo), 10% actual sex worker (cool)
Default icon: Likely a bot
Marble Greek/Roman bust: Probably a troll
Trump/MAGA hat: Definitely a troll
Dude with Oakleys: 90% troll (boo), 10% skier (cool)
Cleavage with or without face: 90% bot (boo), 10% actual sex worker (cool)
February 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
In case you're wondering, a taxonomy of suspect account icons:
Default icon: Likely a bot
Marble Greek/Roman bust: Probably a troll
Trump/MAGA hat: Definitely a troll
Dude with Oakleys: 90% troll (boo), 10% skier (cool)
Cleavage with or without face: 90% bot (boo), 10% actual sex worker (cool)
Default icon: Likely a bot
Marble Greek/Roman bust: Probably a troll
Trump/MAGA hat: Definitely a troll
Dude with Oakleys: 90% troll (boo), 10% skier (cool)
Cleavage with or without face: 90% bot (boo), 10% actual sex worker (cool)
So is this a good place to exclaim that this all might not have happened if Bernie had been the nominee back in 2016?
February 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
So is this a good place to exclaim that this all might not have happened if Bernie had been the nominee back in 2016?
Todd, Decimator of fluffy stuff
November 23, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Todd, Decimator of fluffy stuff