Joseph
@vertebreaker.bsky.social
Video games, anime, pro wrestling, music enjoyer. Cat dad to Rexxar and Ellie. Spread love, it's the Brooklyn way.
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plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.
January 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.
Me waiting for my Taco Bell.
a man sitting in front of a door with the words " scott are you waiting for the package you just ordered " below him
ALT: a man sitting in front of a door with the words " scott are you waiting for the package you just ordered " below him
media.tenor.com
March 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Me waiting for my Taco Bell.
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Food for thought.
January 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Food for thought.
Back in my day it wasn't Thanksgiving break unless you heard about at least three Black Friday tramplings.
November 30, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Back in my day it wasn't Thanksgiving break unless you heard about at least three Black Friday tramplings.
Alexa play the Heimerdinger song.
November 27, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Alexa play the Heimerdinger song.
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“this is the sort of toxic behavior I thought we left behind on Twitter…”
— me being escorted out of Smoothie King
— me being escorted out of Smoothie King
November 19, 2024 at 3:33 AM
“this is the sort of toxic behavior I thought we left behind on Twitter…”
— me being escorted out of Smoothie King
— me being escorted out of Smoothie King
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Therapists should have to work in pairs, each trying to persuade you to take their advice, and one of them should be evil
November 19, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Therapists should have to work in pairs, each trying to persuade you to take their advice, and one of them should be evil
Making it a point to start using this site more instead of that hellscape going forward (I failed the last time)
November 13, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Making it a point to start using this site more instead of that hellscape going forward (I failed the last time)
In your orange shirt, we'll go for yogurt.
November 29, 2023 at 3:34 PM
In your orange shirt, we'll go for yogurt.
New blink-182? New Sum 41? I just got a new pair of Vans? I'm getting high school flashbacks.
October 5, 2023 at 3:02 PM
New blink-182? New Sum 41? I just got a new pair of Vans? I'm getting high school flashbacks.
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there should be a site called treats .gov where you click on it and type in your SSN and it gives you $7.00 for 1 treat once every month. whoever implemented treats .gov would win every election forever. big crowds of people would gather each holding a Monster Zero Ultra Fiesta and a bag of Combos
August 16, 2023 at 4:18 PM
there should be a site called treats .gov where you click on it and type in your SSN and it gives you $7.00 for 1 treat once every month. whoever implemented treats .gov would win every election forever. big crowds of people would gather each holding a Monster Zero Ultra Fiesta and a bag of Combos
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if Mario Kart was about pure driving I would win every race but unfortunately my competitors insist on engaging in a great deal of unsportsmanlike behaviour
August 9, 2023 at 10:41 PM
if Mario Kart was about pure driving I would win every race but unfortunately my competitors insist on engaging in a great deal of unsportsmanlike behaviour
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Chamber of Understanding.
July 30, 2023 at 2:20 AM
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Chamber of Understanding.
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EXIT LIGHT
ENTER NIGHT
TAAAAKE MY HAAAND—
ENTER NIGHT
TAAAAKE MY HAAAND—
July 10, 2023 at 1:31 AM
EXIT LIGHT
ENTER NIGHT
TAAAAKE MY HAAAND—
ENTER NIGHT
TAAAAKE MY HAAAND—
"Instacart and Postmates are so expensive, just go to the store." Yes but have you considered that after a day of work I have no will to live?
July 6, 2023 at 10:00 PM
"Instacart and Postmates are so expensive, just go to the store." Yes but have you considered that after a day of work I have no will to live?
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I know one of you is Elon Musk, and I will figure it out
July 5, 2023 at 11:31 AM
I know one of you is Elon Musk, and I will figure it out
Time to start conditioning myself to compulsively open this app instead of Twitter every 5 minutes.
July 4, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Time to start conditioning myself to compulsively open this app instead of Twitter every 5 minutes.