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Natty
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I was on Twitter but then it got weird.
I know it's not the point of the story, but I really want to know how Summerisle's apple harvest ended up doing that year.
December 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
There should be a version of Cameo where you can pay the writers and showrunners of canceled shows to tell you what they were going to do because I NEED TO KNOW WHERE SO MANY SHOWS WERE GOING TO GO.

WHERE DID THE VOID HOLE GO IN EXTRAORDINARY. WHAT WAS SANTA CLARITA DIET GOING TO DO NEXT. etc.
December 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Me: “When I eat Alphabet Soup, I only eat the vowels.”
Coworker: “Why?”
Me: “Sometimes.”
December 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
(In my most Uramichi-oniisan voice): Hey gang who's doing great today?! (Yay!) Who's excited & ready to learn and play?! (Yay!) Who's starting to wonder if they're really living or just existing through an endless series of maladies and can't remember the last time they felt truly unburdened?! (...)
December 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Tuesday
December 16, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I'm so sorry it's been 2 more weeks and I'm still here. I just can't take it off repeat. I'm slowly growing moss. I think I AM gonna die in this house.
Hey man sorry I haven't gotten back to you, I've been faceplanted on the floor listening to John Cale and Charli XCX's "House" on a loop for the last 7 straight days.
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Paddington vs. Predator.

Y/N?
December 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
All I Want For Christmas Is U(AT TESTING TO BE DONE ON TIME AND UNCOVER NO DEFECTS)
December 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I just can't imagine being the first person to have made caramel. What a trip that must have been.

I hope it was an accident. "Oh shit I burned the sugar! Oh my god this is amazing."
December 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I finally found it, the one helpful google search AI use case. The AI summary spoils clickbait articles by leading with the name of whatever they're obliquely referencing in the title.
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I don't need ASMR, I just need that gritty clicky clack sound of a foley artist dubbing footsteps in old movies.
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Is there a German word for when you spend weeks blocked on a work issue and you try everything to troubleshoot but nothing works but then finally it turns out to be THE ABSOLUTE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING that was wrong, so now you're elated that it's fixed but FURIOUS that it was so fucking stupid.
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Hey man sorry I haven't gotten back to you, I've been faceplanted on the floor listening to John Cale and Charli XCX's "House" on a loop for the last 7 straight days.
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Oh sorry does everyone else not just sit and stare at their laptop from the time Outlook gives the 15 minute alert to the actual start time of the meeting?
a man is sitting on a couch with a sign that says hyper on it
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with a sign that says hyper on it
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I just wish life these days could be a little less [ethnic wailing] and a little more [espionage-flavored Argentine tango].
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hear me out: Count of Monte Cristo, but it's dinosaurs.

Edmond Dantesaurus
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I'm simultaneously playing a mobile game, rewatching Rec, and going through work's mandatory annual ethics training.

I am the same person who was shocked, SHOCKED, when my doctor suggested that maybe we should look at ADHD in addition to depression for my diagnosis.
October 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm still not over the ending of Gods of Jade and Shadow. It reminded me a lot of the ending of The Last Unicorn. EVERYONE IS GONNA BE OK SO WHY AM I CRYING.
October 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My adult brain at 12:54: sprint planning, watching a training module, hanging out.

No one:

My true brain at 12:54, bursting through the wall like the kool aid man: URGENT!! do life straws expire?
September 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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FALL FASHION TIPPE - Disappear ynto the woodes of an eveninge, when the skye ys lavender and blue. Call unto the powers that dwell ther, and lo! thei appear yn their glamour and their panoplye, radiant. Aske of them what thei have seen and thei will tell thee: 'sorrow.' Accessorize wyth a scarf.
September 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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H.R. Giger
Sales Giger
Marketing Giger
Accounting Giger
Operations Giger
September 25, 2025 at 9:51 AM