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1992 baby

I used to know a lot, now all I know is what I don't know

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halloumi enema masquerade, you go to your room this instant and think about what you've done!
December 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
you may now give birth
December 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I am consuming two canines worth of elevated temperatures
December 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
ooooohhh, right in the love triangle!!!
December 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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ban cars
BART service has stopped between Castro Valley and West Dublin/Pleasanton stations due to a car crash on I-580.

A vehicle involved in the crash is on the BART tracks.

We do not yet have an ETA for service restoration.
December 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'm really just a big fat chicken
December 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Cringe tarrasques in opera have ruined us.
December 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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"You shouldn't make art for the money" buddy I'll take it one step further and say we shouldn't have to labor for capital at all but in the meantime pay an artist
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
you are not invited to my sister's luau. now take your pogo stick and get out of here.
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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bussy + microchip shortages = eating quinoa
December 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
mogeank
December 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
having fetlife and linkedin open in different tabs at the same time is kind of like how inigo montoya felt having his head dunked back and forth between the hot and cold buckets of water in the princess bride.
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I am a little bit upset
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I hear the brotherhood of nod is preparing for a major bloodletting
November 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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i like it when good things happen. we should have more of those. anyone thought of this before
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
the fish are glitching
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
for serious? why play a game?
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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(obviously the world is a dumpster fire riding the waves of a flash flood so it is nice to take a break from that with millions of other people and if you think you are too cool for that, I'm sorry for you)
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
yesterday's pineapples danced in the subway so that tomorrow's carpenters can throw stethoscopes in peace
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
the barber of corfu is a woman
October 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
tubby custard plagiarism machine
October 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
who fired mary?
October 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
and on the eighth day, god made a roux
October 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM