Virginia Mayfair
@virginiamayfair.bsky.social
Author of salacious stories of both realistic and fantastical genres. Licensed Monsterf*cker. 18+ only. No minors.
Salon of Virtues:
https://salonofvirtues.wordpress.com/
Salon of Virtues:
https://salonofvirtues.wordpress.com/
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santa came to the office christmas party and spanked my bare ass raw for attaching the wrong version of a spreadsheet
December 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
santa came to the office christmas party and spanked my bare ass raw for attaching the wrong version of a spreadsheet
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All those nasty women writing smut. I've got you covered. Literally 😈
December 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
All those nasty women writing smut. I've got you covered. Literally 😈
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Leda *getting dressed*: I can't believe we did this. What will I say to my husband?
Zeus: Tell him I came to you as a swan and you were seduced by my beauty.
Leda: A swan? No one is going to believe that. What woman wants to lie with a bird?
Zeus: Lots of women. Works on my wife.
Leda: What?!
Zeus: Tell him I came to you as a swan and you were seduced by my beauty.
Leda: A swan? No one is going to believe that. What woman wants to lie with a bird?
Zeus: Lots of women. Works on my wife.
Leda: What?!
July 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Leda *getting dressed*: I can't believe we did this. What will I say to my husband?
Zeus: Tell him I came to you as a swan and you were seduced by my beauty.
Leda: A swan? No one is going to believe that. What woman wants to lie with a bird?
Zeus: Lots of women. Works on my wife.
Leda: What?!
Zeus: Tell him I came to you as a swan and you were seduced by my beauty.
Leda: A swan? No one is going to believe that. What woman wants to lie with a bird?
Zeus: Lots of women. Works on my wife.
Leda: What?!
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please gush, please comment, please ask questions, please know it means so much when people do! Things are so hard for a lot of us artists right now, this is such a perfect way to support us. And free!
I miss the old deviantart community-feeling & how some folks went absolutely over the top with long kind comments on art, we need to bring that energy back man, fuck cringe culture, be free & gush to ppl about how much you love their work
July 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
please gush, please comment, please ask questions, please know it means so much when people do! Things are so hard for a lot of us artists right now, this is such a perfect way to support us. And free!
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Look at my cat's brownth!!!
July 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Look at my cat's brownth!!!
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Last Repost: Whenever I see an executive say "No see, it'll make the creative output better, it's not JUST that it's also cheaper, see" about using Gen ai in shows or movies or whatever I go a little more insane and bitey
July 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Last Repost: Whenever I see an executive say "No see, it'll make the creative output better, it's not JUST that it's also cheaper, see" about using Gen ai in shows or movies or whatever I go a little more insane and bitey
Best way for me to tell when I was getting way too into my own 🌶️ content: a significant increase in typos in the first draft.
This scene with a water dragon is rife with them.
This scene with a water dragon is rife with them.
July 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Best way for me to tell when I was getting way too into my own 🌶️ content: a significant increase in typos in the first draft.
This scene with a water dragon is rife with them.
This scene with a water dragon is rife with them.
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Skimming through a monster breeding fic I wrote and came across the line, "... saving his creamy demon semen for her last feeding."
Oh, the dangers of writing while horny.
Not only will this story need massive revision, I'm now fixated on the realization that demon and semen rhyme. New band name?
Oh, the dangers of writing while horny.
Not only will this story need massive revision, I'm now fixated on the realization that demon and semen rhyme. New band name?
an elderly woman with glasses and a pink robe says shame i feel shame
ALT: an elderly woman with glasses and a pink robe says shame i feel shame
media.tenor.com
July 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Skimming through a monster breeding fic I wrote and came across the line, "... saving his creamy demon semen for her last feeding."
Oh, the dangers of writing while horny.
Not only will this story need massive revision, I'm now fixated on the realization that demon and semen rhyme. New band name?
Oh, the dangers of writing while horny.
Not only will this story need massive revision, I'm now fixated on the realization that demon and semen rhyme. New band name?
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So I didn't quite get the finished versions done that I wanted to do for @adorkastock.com 's #DrawEverythingJune2025 , but I do have all the roughs/under sketches for them. I don't usually share them at that stage, but done is better than perfect!
Here's days 15-21
Here's days 15-21
July 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
So I didn't quite get the finished versions done that I wanted to do for @adorkastock.com 's #DrawEverythingJune2025 , but I do have all the roughs/under sketches for them. I don't usually share them at that stage, but done is better than perfect!
Here's days 15-21
Here's days 15-21
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One of my biggest remaining challenges as a writer is moving the plot forward too fast.
With my AuDHD brain, I want to hop from goalpost to goalpost because I get impatient in the moments between.
Pacing is crucial, but I have to build it in revisions so readers can love the story like I do.
With my AuDHD brain, I want to hop from goalpost to goalpost because I get impatient in the moments between.
Pacing is crucial, but I have to build it in revisions so readers can love the story like I do.
a cartoon character named bugs bunny is walking in a field
Alt: A cartoon character named bugs bunny is skipping through a field holding a basket. This is an allegory for my brain skipping from plot point to plot point.
media.tenor.com
June 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
One of my biggest remaining challenges as a writer is moving the plot forward too fast.
With my AuDHD brain, I want to hop from goalpost to goalpost because I get impatient in the moments between.
Pacing is crucial, but I have to build it in revisions so readers can love the story like I do.
With my AuDHD brain, I want to hop from goalpost to goalpost because I get impatient in the moments between.
Pacing is crucial, but I have to build it in revisions so readers can love the story like I do.
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*sliding under the queening chair like a mechanic with a torch between my teeth* right then let's see what we have here
June 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
*sliding under the queening chair like a mechanic with a torch between my teeth* right then let's see what we have here
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...bc yeah, THIS.
...bc yeah, THIS.
![Tumblr post by user kalira , dated Oct 20, 2024:
I say this very gently and with much love, and I say it not only as a writer myself but as someone who has been privy to many 'but how can they not know that work is amazing! 1 love it! I gushed about it to every friend I have and recced in x, y, z servers and [...]'
The writer or artist doesn't know this.
They have no way of knowing that you found their work beautiful and lifechanging or even just a bright spot on a bad day or that you think about it every day or that you told all your friends about it, and those things are great but we have no way of knowing them! You may not be doing it intentionally, but you're excluding the writer or artist from the community feeling of fandom that you are carrying on (that is so great! fandom is a community! continue to talk and play!) even with their work.
Please, please just drop a line even that is "oh gosh I absolutely love this work, I screamed to every one of my
friends about it when I first read/saw it!" even if you don't
have the spoons to share more of the specifics that made you flail at your friends or what you said in private. (Though if you do, we will love you forever for it.)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:avvpb4ypfttlslmobsjqt7qq/bafkreibc6zd4nfz77j3teab5leeumgh3dttk5j7vv33e3agrspts7n23pe@jpeg)
June 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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...bc yeah, THIS.
...bc yeah, THIS.
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I will finish my trans girl ram oc one day I must.
June 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I will finish my trans girl ram oc one day I must.
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IT'S JUNETEENTH! There is still so much fucking work to do in this country to clean up the blood it was built on and so many reparations owed.
One of the small ways we can help is actively seeking out, hiring, supporting and buying from Black artists.
bsky.app/starter-pack...
One of the small ways we can help is actively seeking out, hiring, supporting and buying from Black artists.
bsky.app/starter-pack...
June 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
IT'S JUNETEENTH! There is still so much fucking work to do in this country to clean up the blood it was built on and so many reparations owed.
One of the small ways we can help is actively seeking out, hiring, supporting and buying from Black artists.
bsky.app/starter-pack...
One of the small ways we can help is actively seeking out, hiring, supporting and buying from Black artists.
bsky.app/starter-pack...
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Something something kitty titties (and pussy pussy)
May 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Something something kitty titties (and pussy pussy)
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[nsfw, oc, rybine]
still playing catch up with updates here
still playing catch up with updates here
May 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
[nsfw, oc, rybine]
still playing catch up with updates here
still playing catch up with updates here
Going through one of my many side projects to distract myself from what I should be doing. Found this in the 1st draft:
'I check my bank account and smile, then order him, “Put the underwear back in your mouth and get on your knees. That's it. Hug the pillow and pray to whatever god you want.”'
'I check my bank account and smile, then order him, “Put the underwear back in your mouth and get on your knees. That's it. Hug the pillow and pray to whatever god you want.”'
June 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Going through one of my many side projects to distract myself from what I should be doing. Found this in the 1st draft:
'I check my bank account and smile, then order him, “Put the underwear back in your mouth and get on your knees. That's it. Hug the pillow and pray to whatever god you want.”'
'I check my bank account and smile, then order him, “Put the underwear back in your mouth and get on your knees. That's it. Hug the pillow and pray to whatever god you want.”'
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this feels like an incredible new urban legend taking shape on reddit otoh I've lowkey seen this happen. like jerusalem syndrome but for talking to the computer
April 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
this feels like an incredible new urban legend taking shape on reddit otoh I've lowkey seen this happen. like jerusalem syndrome but for talking to the computer
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The Green Man presides over a wedding between a pixie and a faerie 🌳🍃🦋🌲
April 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The Green Man presides over a wedding between a pixie and a faerie 🌳🍃🦋🌲
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Jersey Devil x Jackalope (2020) 🐇💕🐐
April 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Jersey Devil x Jackalope (2020) 🐇💕🐐
Nothing like copying over text from one app to another, reading the line from a raw draft "She won't meet his eye, but her nipples are stiff and he can still taste her cum in his mouth as he enters her," and Door Dash popping up with the notification, "Craving that iconic Big Mac taste?"
🌶️😂💀
🌶️😂💀
April 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Nothing like copying over text from one app to another, reading the line from a raw draft "She won't meet his eye, but her nipples are stiff and he can still taste her cum in his mouth as he enters her," and Door Dash popping up with the notification, "Craving that iconic Big Mac taste?"
🌶️😂💀
🌶️😂💀