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Vito Von Doom
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Não duvide da minha incapacidade
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vitutoso.bsky.social
Sonic?
handle.invalid ACERVO @handle.invalid · Sep 19
HITOU! O Bluesky manteve um número SUPERIOR de usuários ativos em relação ao Twitter, mesmo quando ele voltou ao ar.
September 20, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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fabyollaveras.bsky.social
September 20, 2024 at 1:15 AM
vitutoso.bsky.social
"Sabe como é difícil fazer uma escala 6x1 quando você está exausta e esgotada?"
updatecharts.com.br UpdateCharts @updatecharts.com.br · Sep 19
Chappell Roan revela NÃO querer ter outra música de sucesso, para Rolling Stone:

"Sabe como é difícil fazer um videoclipe quando você está exausta e esgotada? Parte de mim espera nunca mais ter um hit, porque aí, então, ninguém esperará nada de mim novamente".
September 20, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A doctor says "we know shock therapy can be stressful..." to a patient hooked up to some electrical nodes. The doctor continues "which is why we've modified the shock machine to resemble a familiar and comforting pop culture character." The doctor unveils the machine. The patient gleefully says "oh hell yeah, Pikachu, light me up!"
September 18, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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shitpostverdade2.bsky.social
September 10, 2024 at 9:25 AM
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kaellzor.bsky.social
September 9, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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lucassouff.bsky.social
COELHO BURRO IMBECIL NAO SABE NEM SUBIR NUMA MESA
a white rabbit sitting on a table with a bunch of pink balls
ALT: a white rabbit sitting on a table with a bunch of pink balls
media.tenor.com
September 9, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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shitpostverdade2.bsky.social
September 9, 2024 at 9:46 AM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
This is a 4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A grim reaper is sitting on a bench, reading a book titled "Book of Death." The reaper says to a child, "Yo, kid. Better tie your shoelaces." Panel 2: The child, looking worried and concerned, asks, "Is that how I'm going to die?" Panel 3: The grim reaper, still reading, reassures the child, "Um no, you're gonna die peacefully of old age." Panel 4: The child excitedly runs away, saying, "Awesome! I’m gonna go try heroin!"
September 8, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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shitpostverdade2.bsky.social
September 7, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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shitpostverdade2.bsky.social
September 7, 2024 at 9:04 AM
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sabrinacervo.bsky.social
A LEGENDA QUE O SPOTIFY COLOCOU PRA SABRINA🗣️
September 7, 2024 at 1:03 PM
vitutoso.bsky.social
"Aquecimento global não existe"
September 6, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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shitpostverdade2.bsky.social
September 6, 2024 at 11:29 AM
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retroid.bsky.social
"A right-winger watching the Minecraft movie trailer"

Smooth Dunk isn't here (yet?), they're in the Bad Place. twitter.com/SmoothDunk/s...
Square clouds: doesn't care Square trees: doesn't care Square sheep: doesn't care Black woman: *PURE RAGE* UNNBELIEVAB
September 6, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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thematthewshow.bsky.social
September 3, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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updatecharts.com.br
Nikolas Ferreira informa que não vai criar conta no Bluesky e internautas celebram: "Livramento".
September 5, 2024 at 12:38 PM