Vlad the Impala
@vlad-the-impala.bsky.social
🇺🇲🇬🇧 Nevadan idiot
I was vlad.the.impala on Threads
I'm married to @foofertheimpala
(i hide things in alt texts that no one reads)
I was vlad.the.impala on Threads
I'm married to @foofertheimpala
(i hide things in alt texts that no one reads)
Pinned
Porn-bots & Incels & crypto advisors
MLM pushers with sharpened incisors
MAGA-fueled fans of Putin & Jinping
These are a few of my blockable things
Frustrated fascists with anti-trans world views
Grifting DMers & Financial Gurus
Drama filled fights & the grief that they bring...
MLM pushers with sharpened incisors
MAGA-fueled fans of Putin & Jinping
These are a few of my blockable things
Frustrated fascists with anti-trans world views
Grifting DMers & Financial Gurus
Drama filled fights & the grief that they bring...
Rewatching the glorious insanity of Taskmaster UK series* 16. Savoring just how wonderfully unhinged Lucy and Sam were.
Well worth a watch on YouTube.
*or, if you're in the US, "season 16"
Well worth a watch on YouTube.
*or, if you're in the US, "season 16"
a man and a woman are next to each other and the man is wearing glasses and the woman is wearing a black jacket
Alt: The cast of Taskmaster 16 look at the camera and shake their heads. Except for Sue Perkins. Sue nods.
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Rewatching the glorious insanity of Taskmaster UK series* 16. Savoring just how wonderfully unhinged Lucy and Sam were.
Well worth a watch on YouTube.
*or, if you're in the US, "season 16"
Well worth a watch on YouTube.
*or, if you're in the US, "season 16"
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Me: oh that’s so raunchy I can’t post it
Tequila: give me your phone
Tequila: give me your phone
December 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Me: oh that’s so raunchy I can’t post it
Tequila: give me your phone
Tequila: give me your phone
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Report Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. Is God Needing Another Angel
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Report Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. Is God Needing Another Angel
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I like to walk up to folks who think they're invincible and straight up vince the shit out of 'em.
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I like to walk up to folks who think they're invincible and straight up vince the shit out of 'em.
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Me: But time makes you bolder
Even children get older
And I'm getting older too
My cat: please stop
Even children get older
And I'm getting older too
My cat: please stop
December 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Me: But time makes you bolder
Even children get older
And I'm getting older too
My cat: please stop
Even children get older
And I'm getting older too
My cat: please stop
A solution in search of a problem
A tool that's in need of a use
If I ask IT why
We are stuck with AI
They will parrot some tech bro's excuse
Don't want it to draw me a picture
Nor need it to give a best guess
It is constantly wrong
Then it shrugs and moves on
We are left here to deal with the mess
A tool that's in need of a use
If I ask IT why
We are stuck with AI
They will parrot some tech bro's excuse
Don't want it to draw me a picture
Nor need it to give a best guess
It is constantly wrong
Then it shrugs and moves on
We are left here to deal with the mess
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A solution in search of a problem
A tool that's in need of a use
If I ask IT why
We are stuck with AI
They will parrot some tech bro's excuse
Don't want it to draw me a picture
Nor need it to give a best guess
It is constantly wrong
Then it shrugs and moves on
We are left here to deal with the mess
A tool that's in need of a use
If I ask IT why
We are stuck with AI
They will parrot some tech bro's excuse
Don't want it to draw me a picture
Nor need it to give a best guess
It is constantly wrong
Then it shrugs and moves on
We are left here to deal with the mess
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Tarantino made accusations of bad acting and ripoffs and for him to do either is very pot kettle black.
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Tarantino made accusations of bad acting and ripoffs and for him to do either is very pot kettle black.
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I can't stand feeling hot
Being cold has no merit
I'm just a Goldilocks
Trying to Baby Bear it
Being cold has no merit
I'm just a Goldilocks
Trying to Baby Bear it
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I can't stand feeling hot
Being cold has no merit
I'm just a Goldilocks
Trying to Baby Bear it
Being cold has no merit
I'm just a Goldilocks
Trying to Baby Bear it
One happy little duckling
Basks in the Summer sun
Sublime and sweetly chuckling
Could they have much more fun?
Under the sky
River nearby
Enchanting everyone
#hepstatich #acrostic
The #vssdaily #prompt for 11/30/25 was #obscure
Basks in the Summer sun
Sublime and sweetly chuckling
Could they have much more fun?
Under the sky
River nearby
Enchanting everyone
#hepstatich #acrostic
The #vssdaily #prompt for 11/30/25 was #obscure
November 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
One happy little duckling
Basks in the Summer sun
Sublime and sweetly chuckling
Could they have much more fun?
Under the sky
River nearby
Enchanting everyone
#hepstatich #acrostic
The #vssdaily #prompt for 11/30/25 was #obscure
Basks in the Summer sun
Sublime and sweetly chuckling
Could they have much more fun?
Under the sky
River nearby
Enchanting everyone
#hepstatich #acrostic
The #vssdaily #prompt for 11/30/25 was #obscure
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
BOSTON—Prematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucki...
theonion.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
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Tourist Trap - Adamsonmedia.com
Making memories with Fanny and Flossie.
adamsonmedia.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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If I were a drug addict, while that would be bad, I imagine I would have amazing stories about great danger and intrigue.
But, I am a food addict and there isn't one fascinating story beginning with, "It was 3 a.m. and I had just polished off a party size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos by myself..."
But, I am a food addict and there isn't one fascinating story beginning with, "It was 3 a.m. and I had just polished off a party size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos by myself..."
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
If I were a drug addict, while that would be bad, I imagine I would have amazing stories about great danger and intrigue.
But, I am a food addict and there isn't one fascinating story beginning with, "It was 3 a.m. and I had just polished off a party size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos by myself..."
But, I am a food addict and there isn't one fascinating story beginning with, "It was 3 a.m. and I had just polished off a party size bag of Cool Ranch Doritos by myself..."
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On this Thanksgiving, I send appreciation and wishes for a beautiful day to all the wonderful people whose paths I cross and various kindnesses I receive, online and in the flesh. I hope you have a safe and warm day with a loveliness of your own to reflect upon and cherish, tenfold.
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
On this Thanksgiving, I send appreciation and wishes for a beautiful day to all the wonderful people whose paths I cross and various kindnesses I receive, online and in the flesh. I hope you have a safe and warm day with a loveliness of your own to reflect upon and cherish, tenfold.
The nothing man is such a jerk
He halts the progress, stops the work
He has no heart so cannot care
He does less harm if he's not there
The nothing man's most heinous crime
Is wasting all this precious time
He lies and lies throughout the day
The nothing man should go away
He halts the progress, stops the work
He has no heart so cannot care
He does less harm if he's not there
The nothing man's most heinous crime
Is wasting all this precious time
He lies and lies throughout the day
The nothing man should go away
‘In Triage Every Day’: A Beleaguered Speaker Says He’s Overwhelmed www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Then quit
Then quit
‘In Triage Every Day’: A Beleaguered Speaker Says He’s Overwhelmed
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The nothing man is such a jerk
He halts the progress, stops the work
He has no heart so cannot care
He does less harm if he's not there
The nothing man's most heinous crime
Is wasting all this precious time
He lies and lies throughout the day
The nothing man should go away
He halts the progress, stops the work
He has no heart so cannot care
He does less harm if he's not there
The nothing man's most heinous crime
Is wasting all this precious time
He lies and lies throughout the day
The nothing man should go away