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Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
April 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need from the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.
March 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This makes me wanna live on a planet with rings soooo bad
James Webb Satellite took a fantastic shot of the Planet Saturn with it's Near Infrared Camera (NIRCam) and the Mid-Infrared Instrument (MIRI). This is just an Amazing shot that shows the planet and the rings in brilliant detail.
February 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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“It’s like if the Lakers were playing Ligon” - @vlpace.bsky.social
February 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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"thug life" i whisper to myself as i sip my chamomile tea in bed wearing my hello kitty pajamas on a friday night.
February 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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they should shut down every social media site and force us all to get a life tbh
January 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family
January 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door
January 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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January 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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a bit I used to do was pretend to try to convince a gal I was seeing that we'd gone to a showing of Gaslight (1944) on one of our early dates and she'd forgotten. on reruns of the joke I would also insist I'd never done this bit before. went over like the ol' lead balloon I don't mind telling you
January 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Wolf Blitzer celebrating a Bills win in a room that hasn't been updated since the towers fell
January 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Didn’t realize dril was here. We really are living the 2012 twitter dream over here. Thank god
January 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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all millenieals, gen x, and boomers are "From Reddit ". I have a funny image which proves this
January 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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are you ok? no, i don’t have a bookcase with a decoy book that when you pull on it a hidden door opens that reveals a spiral staircase leading down to a secret room with a coffee bar and an unlimited supply of snacks.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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I’ve been drinking coffee since I was 8. We didn’t have a coffee maker. Everyone else drank tea. I drank instant coffee & loved it. Drank it non-stop.

Years later, my mom had half a cup, got wired & was like “you’ve been doing this every day?!?”

Coffee was only for special occasions after that.
January 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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You know who believes in climate change...house insurance companies
January 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes
January 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Companies need more Asian mom will smack the CEO with her sandal energy
January 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Amazing things are happening @vlpace.bsky.social
December 21, 2024 at 4:24 PM