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First date idea: we take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them. Or not.
December 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
First date idea: we take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them. Or not.
Scrooge: My name will be synonymous with heartless misers into the distant future?
Spirit: (silence)
Scrooge: But if I change my ways, I will be remembered as a good and generous man?
Spirit: (awkward silence)
Spirit: (silence)
Scrooge: But if I change my ways, I will be remembered as a good and generous man?
Spirit: (awkward silence)
December 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Scrooge: My name will be synonymous with heartless misers into the distant future?
Spirit: (silence)
Scrooge: But if I change my ways, I will be remembered as a good and generous man?
Spirit: (awkward silence)
Spirit: (silence)
Scrooge: But if I change my ways, I will be remembered as a good and generous man?
Spirit: (awkward silence)
Hoping to be able to afford a nice mid life crisis in the next few years.
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Hoping to be able to afford a nice mid life crisis in the next few years.
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Reminder that Jimmy Fallon was one of the biggest mainstream promoters of NFTs and even changed his social media account avatar to a NFT owl and called it Fallon.io until they were starting to become worthless
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Reminder that Jimmy Fallon was one of the biggest mainstream promoters of NFTs and even changed his social media account avatar to a NFT owl and called it Fallon.io until they were starting to become worthless
When you're a little kid and your mom makes homemade Reese's cups or some other magical shit for Christmas for the first time.
a woman sitting at a table with a glass in her hand and the words " this was an option the whole time " above her
Alt: a woman sitting at a table with a glass in her hand and the words " this was an option the whole time? " above her
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
When you're a little kid and your mom makes homemade Reese's cups or some other magical shit for Christmas for the first time.
Hal's not beating the accusations.
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Hal's not beating the accusations.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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The White House Intervened On Behalf Of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During A Federal Investigation
This story was originally published by ProPublica. Republished under a CC BY-NC-ND 3.0 license. Online influencer Andrew Tate, a self-described misogynist who has millions of young male…
This story was originally published by ProPublica. Republished under a CC BY-NC-ND 3.0 license. Online influencer Andrew Tate, a self-described misogynist who has millions of young male…
The White House Intervened On Behalf Of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During A Federal Investigation
This story was originally published by ProPublica. Republished under a CC BY-NC-ND 3.0 license. Online influencer Andrew Tate, a self-described misogynist who has millions of young male followers, was facing allegations of sex trafficking women in three countries when he and his brother left their home in Romania to visit the United States. “The Tates will be free, Trump is the president.
www.techdirt.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The White House Intervened On Behalf Of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During A Federal Investigation
This story was originally published by ProPublica. Republished under a CC BY-NC-ND 3.0 license. Online influencer Andrew Tate, a self-described misogynist who has millions of young male…
This story was originally published by ProPublica. Republished under a CC BY-NC-ND 3.0 license. Online influencer Andrew Tate, a self-described misogynist who has millions of young male…
www.metroweekly.com/2025/11/maga...
The Grindr servers:
The Grindr servers:
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
www.metroweekly.com/2025/11/maga...
The Grindr servers:
The Grindr servers:
If you had to sing along to all the lyrics of one pop song to save your own life, what's the song and why is it All-star by Smashmouth?
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
If you had to sing along to all the lyrics of one pop song to save your own life, what's the song and why is it All-star by Smashmouth?
My GF: pomegranates are great; they're like edible geodes.
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My GF: pomegranates are great; they're like edible geodes.
I feel like Tango & Cash II is badly overdue.
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I feel like Tango & Cash II is badly overdue.
Anybody else remember when Roseanne Barr pretended to have multiple personality disorder because nobody was paying any attention to her?
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Anybody else remember when Roseanne Barr pretended to have multiple personality disorder because nobody was paying any attention to her?
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Some of you have never done the humpty dance and it shows.
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Some of you have never done the humpty dance and it shows.
You guys have career paths?
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
You guys have career paths?
You know what? Forget flying cars, I should be able to wash and dry a load of laundry in 10 minutes.
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You know what? Forget flying cars, I should be able to wash and dry a load of laundry in 10 minutes.
Trump just saying the quiet part out loud "Republicans who vote to unmask child sex abusers are RINOS"
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Trump just saying the quiet part out loud "Republicans who vote to unmask child sex abusers are RINOS"
Me: it feels like it's dark all day
GF: maybe, you should try getting up before 4:30PM
Me: I don't listen to haters.
GF: maybe, you should try getting up before 4:30PM
Me: I don't listen to haters.
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Me: it feels like it's dark all day
GF: maybe, you should try getting up before 4:30PM
Me: I don't listen to haters.
GF: maybe, you should try getting up before 4:30PM
Me: I don't listen to haters.
The "gifts" in The 12 Days of Christmas are actually Georgian era English slang for unsavory sex acts.
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The "gifts" in The 12 Days of Christmas are actually Georgian era English slang for unsavory sex acts.
If you think the weather is 'small talk', you don't know enough autistic people.
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If you think the weather is 'small talk', you don't know enough autistic people.
There is a real stiff competition for the title of dumbest Sorbo on other social media platforms right now.
October 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
There is a real stiff competition for the title of dumbest Sorbo on other social media platforms right now.
"Is he strong?"
"Listen, chum.
He's got radioactiv-"
"Let me stop you right there. "
"Listen, chum.
He's got radioactiv-"
"Let me stop you right there. "
October 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"Is he strong?"
"Listen, chum.
He's got radioactiv-"
"Let me stop you right there. "
"Listen, chum.
He's got radioactiv-"
"Let me stop you right there. "
Well actually, "Ford" is the name of the car manufacturer not the car.
October 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Well actually, "Ford" is the name of the car manufacturer not the car.
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An enterprising Democrat politician could announce that we're going to be seeking fraud charges against any ICE agent that accepts a paycheck during the shutdown.
That's how we get them in the tribunals.
That's how we get them in the tribunals.
Internal DHS memo shows Trump plans to keep paying ICE agents and Border Patrol officers throughout the shutdown, while other feds go without pay.
Even the DHS administrative staff processing the paychecks won't get theirs, employee tells me.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Even the DHS administrative staff processing the paychecks won't get theirs, employee tells me.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Plans To Keep Paying Immigration Agents While Other Federal Workers Go Without Paychecks
The move amounts to special treatment for Trump’s favorite constituency within the federal bureaucracy.
www.huffpost.com
October 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
An enterprising Democrat politician could announce that we're going to be seeking fraud charges against any ICE agent that accepts a paycheck during the shutdown.
That's how we get them in the tribunals.
That's how we get them in the tribunals.