David Michaels
@vwampage.bsky.social
Punderdome champion, project manager for the New York Public Library, portrait and wedding photographer. https://DazzleRiot.com
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
Alright guys welcome to my youtube channel today we're going to be trying the all new three-in-one Arctic Silver CPU paste, shampoo, and conditioner now with L'Oreal.
Your gaming PC is worth it, now you are too.
Your gaming PC is worth it, now you are too.
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Alright guys welcome to my youtube channel today we're going to be trying the all new three-in-one Arctic Silver CPU paste, shampoo, and conditioner now with L'Oreal.
Your gaming PC is worth it, now you are too.
Your gaming PC is worth it, now you are too.
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
Lady on this train as we pull out of a station: "Help! I need to get off!"
I empathize but the conductors cannot help you with either meaning.
I empathize but the conductors cannot help you with either meaning.
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Lady on this train as we pull out of a station: "Help! I need to get off!"
I empathize but the conductors cannot help you with either meaning.
I empathize but the conductors cannot help you with either meaning.
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
It was an IED, Improvised Edible Device
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It was an IED, Improvised Edible Device
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Gender affirming care SAVES LIVES. Before I transitioned I was murdering people every day
October 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Gender affirming care SAVES LIVES. Before I transitioned I was murdering people every day
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Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger
October 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
The Pumpkin King of the Great Plains
The annual pumpkin display at the entrance of Governor Pritzker’s personal residence on Astor Street. He is the pumpkin king. Illinois produces the most pumpkins, including canned, than any other state in the U.S., twice as many as the next five states combined.
September 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The Pumpkin King of the Great Plains
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James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family and one of the most influential voices in the conservative evangelical movement, has died at age 89
August 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
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no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat
March 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat
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Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
March 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
Chuck Tingle is undefeated
please enjoy new tingler JOURNALIST POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AN EGREGIOUSLY MISHANDLED GROUP TEXT FROM MEMBERS OF THE TROMP ADMINISTRATION CONTAINING HIGHLY SENSITIVE GOVERNMENT INFORMATION out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0F2HBS9LR or on patreon www.patreon.com/posts/journa...
March 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Chuck Tingle is undefeated
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THEYRE STILL TEXTING
March 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
THEYRE STILL TEXTING
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hi i am losing my mind
March 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
hi i am losing my mind
A very nice nice evening to you all
March 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
A very nice nice evening to you all
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JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
March 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
Come work with me! The New York Public Library is hiring for three product roles on the Digital Team! Job links in the thread. I really like my work here and my teams! #job #jobposting #libraries #nyc
February 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Come work with me! The New York Public Library is hiring for three product roles on the Digital Team! Job links in the thread. I really like my work here and my teams! #job #jobposting #libraries #nyc
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I have a new story out! "This Great Rumble" is about a friend breakup and a messianic cat colony. Muad'Dib? More like Meow'Dib!
FF#24 has arrived! Stories by J.R. Dewitt, @avramargariti.bsky.social, @ryanelz.bsky.social, @eschwitz.bsky.social, @mruthrobinson.bsky.social, @chubertwrites.bsky.social, @katelechler.bsky.social, and Yasmeen Amro!
Get your copy for free right here: www.fusionfragment.com/issue-24/
Get your copy for free right here: www.fusionfragment.com/issue-24/
February 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I have a new story out! "This Great Rumble" is about a friend breakup and a messianic cat colony. Muad'Dib? More like Meow'Dib!
"Make some friends"
[one thunderstorm later]
Oh, well, I suppose that works, I guess?
[one thunderstorm later]
Oh, well, I suppose that works, I guess?
now i just want a fic where Victor is actually a lonely sweetie who needs fraaaands, and things work out great for everyone
February 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"Make some friends"
[one thunderstorm later]
Oh, well, I suppose that works, I guess?
[one thunderstorm later]
Oh, well, I suppose that works, I guess?
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extremely Frankenstein coded
February 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
extremely Frankenstein coded