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@vysetron.pixeldie.com
he's a weird games writer
pixeldie.com or https://backloggd.com/u/Vysetron for more words
bylines at BoardGameGeek, Fortress Ameritrash/There Will Be Games, Team Dignitas, and elsewhere
pixeldie.com or https://backloggd.com/u/Vysetron for more words
bylines at BoardGameGeek, Fortress Ameritrash/There Will Be Games, Team Dignitas, and elsewhere
Then I bit in and this bitch *exploded*. Not dripped, not a pleasant sensation, *popped* like a hot grease balloon. I ordered medium, the blood is whatever, but I'm not joking when I say I had to get up for (provided!) paper towels to clean the incident site. It insta-sogged the entire rest.
December 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Then I bit in and this bitch *exploded*. Not dripped, not a pleasant sensation, *popped* like a hot grease balloon. I ordered medium, the blood is whatever, but I'm not joking when I say I had to get up for (provided!) paper towels to clean the incident site. It insta-sogged the entire rest.
Now this was an airport so I won't aim at price. I ordered their top line in the category - a Crunchburger.
That consists of a cheeseburger, chips, and Bobby's Sauce (tm?). It is *only* those things, the purest Flay Experience.
That consists of a cheeseburger, chips, and Bobby's Sauce (tm?). It is *only* those things, the purest Flay Experience.
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Now this was an airport so I won't aim at price. I ordered their top line in the category - a Crunchburger.
That consists of a cheeseburger, chips, and Bobby's Sauce (tm?). It is *only* those things, the purest Flay Experience.
That consists of a cheeseburger, chips, and Bobby's Sauce (tm?). It is *only* those things, the purest Flay Experience.
Does anyone else have a nemesis who doesn't know they exist?
I do.
His name is Bobby Flay.
His new burger concept, Bobby's, just opened in an airport. In order to be a Qualified Hater I decided to partake.
I do.
His name is Bobby Flay.
His new burger concept, Bobby's, just opened in an airport. In order to be a Qualified Hater I decided to partake.
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Does anyone else have a nemesis who doesn't know they exist?
I do.
His name is Bobby Flay.
His new burger concept, Bobby's, just opened in an airport. In order to be a Qualified Hater I decided to partake.
I do.
His name is Bobby Flay.
His new burger concept, Bobby's, just opened in an airport. In order to be a Qualified Hater I decided to partake.
I'll write more about some of these games on the website later this month, but for now I'll just say that I am one of Superball's strongest soldiers and will be donning sackcloth and ash when it inevitably gets shut down next year
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'll write more about some of these games on the website later this month, but for now I'll just say that I am one of Superball's strongest soldiers and will be donning sackcloth and ash when it inevitably gets shut down next year
this may legitimately be the single largest piece I've ever contributed to that could still be described as an article
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
this may legitimately be the single largest piece I've ever contributed to that could still be described as an article
Kirby Air Riders is not-so-secretly by and for sickos and that's going to limit the broadness of its appeal somewhat but my god this could very easily be someone's forevergame
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Kirby Air Riders is not-so-secretly by and for sickos and that's going to limit the broadness of its appeal somewhat but my god this could very easily be someone's forevergame
wym, they put him in the game! he plays the iconic Guy Who Refuses to Shut Up
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
wym, they put him in the game! he plays the iconic Guy Who Refuses to Shut Up
my history with tiny open source-ish game boxes that make big promises hasn't been great but I'm feeling pretty good about this new one
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
my history with tiny open source-ish game boxes that make big promises hasn't been great but I'm feeling pretty good about this new one
this isn't fully in the spirit of the prompt but you likely wouldn't expect a Rodney Dangerfield game to be wholly devoid of words, jokes, or Rodney Dangerfield (it's an abstract tiles 'n' numbers game)
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
this isn't fully in the spirit of the prompt but you likely wouldn't expect a Rodney Dangerfield game to be wholly devoid of words, jokes, or Rodney Dangerfield (it's an abstract tiles 'n' numbers game)
Baby Steps manbreaker status: broken
this game is very good but god the control scheme puts my poor wrists directly into the blender. still an admirable adaptation of Foddy and co's ideas into 3D space and has a lot to say. writeup soonish
this game is very good but god the control scheme puts my poor wrists directly into the blender. still an admirable adaptation of Foddy and co's ideas into 3D space and has a lot to say. writeup soonish
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Baby Steps manbreaker status: broken
this game is very good but god the control scheme puts my poor wrists directly into the blender. still an admirable adaptation of Foddy and co's ideas into 3D space and has a lot to say. writeup soonish
this game is very good but god the control scheme puts my poor wrists directly into the blender. still an admirable adaptation of Foddy and co's ideas into 3D space and has a lot to say. writeup soonish
aaaaah we're finally gonna get my boy off the moon let's go baby
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
aaaaah we're finally gonna get my boy off the moon let's go baby
first try City Trial, it's like we never left
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
first try City Trial, it's like we never left
it may be late in the year but Q-Up is making a case for GOTY conversations
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
it may be late in the year but Q-Up is making a case for GOTY conversations
fully fed up with roguelites as of late so I reinstalled Dicey Dungeons and maybe it's the contrast, but wow this game is even better than I remembered
sure you could do a run to gain 0.05% of a stat, or you could play a 20 minute one that ends with giving a girl scout 60 stacks of poison
sure you could do a run to gain 0.05% of a stat, or you could play a 20 minute one that ends with giving a girl scout 60 stacks of poison
November 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
fully fed up with roguelites as of late so I reinstalled Dicey Dungeons and maybe it's the contrast, but wow this game is even better than I remembered
sure you could do a run to gain 0.05% of a stat, or you could play a 20 minute one that ends with giving a girl scout 60 stacks of poison
sure you could do a run to gain 0.05% of a stat, or you could play a 20 minute one that ends with giving a girl scout 60 stacks of poison
nothing interesting to post, entertain yourselves for the next hour
November 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
nothing interesting to post, entertain yourselves for the next hour
oh are we doing mount rushmores of the PS2? ok but I'm going to add a controversial yet brave opinion
I think there are a lot of good RPGs worth playing on the PS2 but almost none of them are top shelf and despite my love of the genre I don't know that my top 10 would include any
I think there are a lot of good RPGs worth playing on the PS2 but almost none of them are top shelf and despite my love of the genre I don't know that my top 10 would include any
October 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
oh are we doing mount rushmores of the PS2? ok but I'm going to add a controversial yet brave opinion
I think there are a lot of good RPGs worth playing on the PS2 but almost none of them are top shelf and despite my love of the genre I don't know that my top 10 would include any
I think there are a lot of good RPGs worth playing on the PS2 but almost none of them are top shelf and despite my love of the genre I don't know that my top 10 would include any
learned an egg bite/mini crustless quiche recipe from @charlatanwonder.bsky.social and I have elevated our Egg Game to untold levels
(these are spinach and cheddar w/sriracha)
(these are spinach and cheddar w/sriracha)
October 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
learned an egg bite/mini crustless quiche recipe from @charlatanwonder.bsky.social and I have elevated our Egg Game to untold levels
(these are spinach and cheddar w/sriracha)
(these are spinach and cheddar w/sriracha)
make your choice player
October 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
make your choice player
this joke needs some punching up but you get it
October 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
this joke needs some punching up but you get it
a friend of mine is playing VtMB2 and this skill "tree" is so fucking funny
October 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
a friend of mine is playing VtMB2 and this skill "tree" is so fucking funny
Sakurai fully understanding what the people want, Sonic could never
October 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Sakurai fully understanding what the people want, Sonic could never
can you guess what I've been playing the most recently
October 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
can you guess what I've been playing the most recently
blank version for your own dark purposes, turns out it can make anyone upset across any medium! doesn't even have to be games!
October 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
blank version for your own dark purposes, turns out it can make anyone upset across any medium! doesn't even have to be games!
in an attempt to inject nuance into a media discussion I came up with an idea that will make people on the internet deeply upset
October 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
in an attempt to inject nuance into a media discussion I came up with an idea that will make people on the internet deeply upset