if you're reading this 50 years from now I need you to know that this series of world events isn't as dumb as it probably seems, it's actually much, much dumber than you can possibly imagine

This seems obvious but maybe it's not: you need hobbies.
You don't even have to be good at them, you just need something that you enjoy, that is just for you. You don't have to be the best at it and you don't have to monetize it or make it a side hustle; you can just do it to do it.

Gaslighting at the highest level. Do not fall for any of it.

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

I Love Bernie Sanders:

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

Look at this rock
Isn’t it neat