At a restaurant where the server just spilled an entire shepherds pie onto an old lady's lap
November 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
At a restaurant where the server just spilled an entire shepherds pie onto an old lady's lap
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
It's a 9/11 Eve Miracle, Charlie Brown!
September 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It's a 9/11 Eve Miracle, Charlie Brown!
There's a spider that lives by my back door named Brutus. A few days ago there was a tussle where another spider (who I've named Norman) tried to encroach on Brutus' turf and Brutus murdered the intruder and left his corpse as a gruesome trophy atop the entrance to his lair, and it's metal as hell.
July 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
There's a spider that lives by my back door named Brutus. A few days ago there was a tussle where another spider (who I've named Norman) tried to encroach on Brutus' turf and Brutus murdered the intruder and left his corpse as a gruesome trophy atop the entrance to his lair, and it's metal as hell.
I got one of those bird feeder cams and today this doofy little guy shows up going "Oi bruv where me seeds innit?"
July 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I got one of those bird feeder cams and today this doofy little guy shows up going "Oi bruv where me seeds innit?"
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I mean, sure, "Elephants never forget" is cute and all, but "corvids carry generational grudges" is both factually correct and _sick as hell_
July 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I mean, sure, "Elephants never forget" is cute and all, but "corvids carry generational grudges" is both factually correct and _sick as hell_
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July 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Drunk at the airport after several successive flight delays, as the Lord intended
June 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Drunk at the airport after several successive flight delays, as the Lord intended
Microsoft Windows is malware
June 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Microsoft Windows is malware
RIP WeTransfer. Been using that shit for over a decade and they finally made it unusable. Enshittification is coming for us all
May 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
RIP WeTransfer. Been using that shit for over a decade and they finally made it unusable. Enshittification is coming for us all
My phone has a screen on the outside that displays the shot you're taking, specifically so you can get Infinite Quiche Mirror pics like this
April 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My phone has a screen on the outside that displays the shot you're taking, specifically so you can get Infinite Quiche Mirror pics like this
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Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
April 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
Never ceases to amaze me how iPhone users think very basic features are impossible on anything but an iPhone. Had to reassure a friend that we could do a three way call even though one of us uses an Android phone.
March 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Never ceases to amaze me how iPhone users think very basic features are impossible on anything but an iPhone. Had to reassure a friend that we could do a three way call even though one of us uses an Android phone.
Hey don't tell anyone but my fursona is a red tailed hawk
March 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Hey don't tell anyone but my fursona is a red tailed hawk
As someone who, at 12 years old, considered The Iron Giant the best movie ever, this is sending me
March 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
As someone who, at 12 years old, considered The Iron Giant the best movie ever, this is sending me
Having a Normal monday night*
*Smoking in the crawlspace in the attic that I have filled with trinkets and vintage beer signs which I've begun referring to as The Sanctum
*Smoking in the crawlspace in the attic that I have filled with trinkets and vintage beer signs which I've begun referring to as The Sanctum
February 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Having a Normal monday night*
*Smoking in the crawlspace in the attic that I have filled with trinkets and vintage beer signs which I've begun referring to as The Sanctum
*Smoking in the crawlspace in the attic that I have filled with trinkets and vintage beer signs which I've begun referring to as The Sanctum
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huge news: did you miss the really great release show?? thanks to @wakkadoo.bsky.social we have the whole dang thing on video !! you can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kyo...
Really Great - "Be The Light On" Release Show - O'Brien's, 2/6/2025
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February 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
huge news: did you miss the really great release show?? thanks to @wakkadoo.bsky.social we have the whole dang thing on video !! you can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kyo...
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“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
February 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
In terms of best-tasting burps, the belch you get after a good gyro may be one of the greatest
February 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
In terms of best-tasting burps, the belch you get after a good gyro may be one of the greatest
We have an empty room at our place for the next couple months so I immediately started on my bullshit
November 30, 2024 at 5:48 PM
We have an empty room at our place for the next couple months so I immediately started on my bullshit
Need a good spot to hang this working 1976 Schlitz beer globe. It needs a little bit of a clean to get the motion of the ocean smoothed out, but otherwise it's in unbelievable shape!
November 17, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Need a good spot to hang this working 1976 Schlitz beer globe. It needs a little bit of a clean to get the motion of the ocean smoothed out, but otherwise it's in unbelievable shape!