Walan (the w is silent)
@walan.bsky.social
2004 Punxsutawney Area High School Groundhog King currently reigning over Pittsburgh. Father, husband, bi, maybe neurodivergent, definitely exhausted.
Just a head's up, I'm going to steal the exact text of this post tomorrow but instead say 'The Game Awards? More like The Lame A-Boreds!'
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Just a head's up, I'm going to steal the exact text of this post tomorrow but instead say 'The Game Awards? More like The Lame A-Boreds!'
Finally, the brentalfloss Roku City anthem I've been waiting for
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Finally, the brentalfloss Roku City anthem I've been waiting for
I mean, if I can still dump a ton of rum into it, then nog me up
December 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I mean, if I can still dump a ton of rum into it, then nog me up
Motherfucker I didn't know he was from Pittsburgh!
December 7, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Motherfucker I didn't know he was from Pittsburgh!
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Bluesky wrapped but it's how many times you scrolled super fast because you browse at work and every time your phone screen turns off, bluesky reloads itself fresh when you come back to it, putting you back at the very top (there is no way to avoid this)
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Bluesky wrapped but it's how many times you scrolled super fast because you browse at work and every time your phone screen turns off, bluesky reloads itself fresh when you come back to it, putting you back at the very top (there is no way to avoid this)
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December 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I dunno, isn't 'Phony Calls' on that same album?
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I dunno, isn't 'Phony Calls' on that same album?