Walan (the w is silent)
@walan.bsky.social
2004 Punxsutawney Area High School Groundhog King currently reigning over Pittsburgh. Father, husband, bi, maybe neurodivergent, definitely exhausted.
I've just learned he's the dude that sang Everybody in last night's super cringy coinbase super bowl ad
I take it back you fucking knock the booping and baping off and go into extended hiatus again you douche
I take it back you fucking knock the booping and baping off and go into extended hiatus again you douche
One of those guys I'm glad is still out there doing his thing after years and years is Smooth McGroove. Keep on booping and baping, buddy
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I've just learned he's the dude that sang Everybody in last night's super cringy coinbase super bowl ad
I take it back you fucking knock the booping and baping off and go into extended hiatus again you douche
I take it back you fucking knock the booping and baping off and go into extended hiatus again you douche
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Everyone either knows a Gus or simply is a Gus. This shy future historian can't catch the bus on time, but maybe he can catch your attention while you both go to Heartbeat Highschool in 1997!
- queer #DatingSim
- solo journaling #TTRPG
- 16 dateable characters
- Gus!
hbhs.tidalwavegames.com
#HBHS
- queer #DatingSim
- solo journaling #TTRPG
- 16 dateable characters
- Gus!
hbhs.tidalwavegames.com
#HBHS
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Everyone either knows a Gus or simply is a Gus. This shy future historian can't catch the bus on time, but maybe he can catch your attention while you both go to Heartbeat Highschool in 1997!
- queer #DatingSim
- solo journaling #TTRPG
- 16 dateable characters
- Gus!
hbhs.tidalwavegames.com
#HBHS
- queer #DatingSim
- solo journaling #TTRPG
- 16 dateable characters
- Gus!
hbhs.tidalwavegames.com
#HBHS
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Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.
Congratulations to the winner of Super Bowl LX: Chuck Tingle
a year ago i trotted to LAS VEGAS and put 40 dollar longshot bet that seahawks would win the superbowl. LOOKING PRETTY GOOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Congratulations to the winner of Super Bowl LX: Chuck Tingle
ICE definitely killed a guy legally carrying a banana
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
ICE definitely killed a guy legally carrying a banana
That was Bad Bunny's most dominate performance since Wrestlemania 37
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
That was Bad Bunny's most dominate performance since Wrestlemania 37
See a lube
Pick it up
All the day
You'll have good luck
Pick it up
All the day
You'll have good luck
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 PM
See a lube
Pick it up
All the day
You'll have good luck
Pick it up
All the day
You'll have good luck
I know that Bananaphone is his most well known and memeable song, but for my money Raffi's best song is Baby Beluga
February 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I know that Bananaphone is his most well known and memeable song, but for my money Raffi's best song is Baby Beluga
Bobby Budnick would have this done in like 20 minutes tops
yo this is an insane piece of merch to make. a puzzle for absolute psychos.
February 8, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Bobby Budnick would have this done in like 20 minutes tops
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"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
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yinz stay safe. there have been several credible reports of ICE in dragging people out of their cars in uptown and camping out at upmc mercy. remember to call the casa san jose emergency response hotline (412 736 7167) if you see ICE activity.
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
yinz stay safe. there have been several credible reports of ICE in dragging people out of their cars in uptown and camping out at upmc mercy. remember to call the casa san jose emergency response hotline (412 736 7167) if you see ICE activity.
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Okay, so a lot of quote-tweets and responses to this unambiguously good thing are of the breed of "Wow, EVEN WRESTLING FANS are against ICE now!" and "Even the world's dumbest fans figured it out!!"
Which 1) tells me you don't know anything about modern wrestling and 2) tells me you're an asshole.
Which 1) tells me you don't know anything about modern wrestling and 2) tells me you're an asshole.
February 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Okay, so a lot of quote-tweets and responses to this unambiguously good thing are of the breed of "Wow, EVEN WRESTLING FANS are against ICE now!" and "Even the world's dumbest fans figured it out!!"
Which 1) tells me you don't know anything about modern wrestling and 2) tells me you're an asshole.
Which 1) tells me you don't know anything about modern wrestling and 2) tells me you're an asshole.
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“fuck ice” chant at AEW obviously great, we love brodie king, but it feels very retro that ppl are like “wow the right even lost the dumb wrestling hicks!!” when every wrestling fan i know is a gay anarchist who fucking hates the government lmao
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
“fuck ice” chant at AEW obviously great, we love brodie king, but it feels very retro that ppl are like “wow the right even lost the dumb wrestling hicks!!” when every wrestling fan i know is a gay anarchist who fucking hates the government lmao
Take a drink every time you hear the phrase "later today" in a Nintendo Direct
February 5, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Take a drink every time you hear the phrase "later today" in a Nintendo Direct
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
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Every time Tycho is about to speak they should flash this image on screen beforehand
February 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Every time Tycho is about to speak they should flash this image on screen beforehand
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I need y’all to know
Japan is going to see a release of Hundreds of Beavers soon
And they’ve called it
FEVER BEAVER
Localization is cool, actually
Japan is going to see a release of Hundreds of Beavers soon
And they’ve called it
FEVER BEAVER
Localization is cool, actually
February 4, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I need y’all to know
Japan is going to see a release of Hundreds of Beavers soon
And they’ve called it
FEVER BEAVER
Localization is cool, actually
Japan is going to see a release of Hundreds of Beavers soon
And they’ve called it
FEVER BEAVER
Localization is cool, actually
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If anybody thinks this is a joke
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
If anybody thinks this is a joke
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punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
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Buddy Hacket voiced the sleepy groundhog, Pardon Me Pete, in Rankin Bass' 1979 movie, Jack Frost.
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Buddy Hacket voiced the sleepy groundhog, Pardon Me Pete, in Rankin Bass' 1979 movie, Jack Frost.
*opens up notes app, types 'connecting Phil Conners to Undertale's Flowey' in the file labled Video Essay Ideas*
February 2, 2026 at 3:21 PM
*opens up notes app, types 'connecting Phil Conners to Undertale's Flowey' in the file labled Video Essay Ideas*
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The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
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Jim Samples stepped down as president of the network.
The Today Show ran a clip of the show that had Oglethorpe in it.
The Today Show ran a clip of the show that had Oglethorpe in it.
Happy Mooninite Day to those who celebrate!
For the unaware, this day in 2007 The Boston Police department confused guerilla Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie ads depicting the Mooninites made out of bootleg lightbrights for explosives and made CN pay for it.
For the unaware, this day in 2007 The Boston Police department confused guerilla Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie ads depicting the Mooninites made out of bootleg lightbrights for explosives and made CN pay for it.
February 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Jim Samples stepped down as president of the network.
The Today Show ran a clip of the show that had Oglethorpe in it.
The Today Show ran a clip of the show that had Oglethorpe in it.
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What’s making me feel insane is that Qanon got its start on 4chan via the /pol/ board, the “containment board” that predictably did the opposite of containment, which was created right after the site’s owner met with Jeffrey Epstein. It’s like a bad conspiracy theory except it’s real.
it's quite funny that the international pedophile ring got QAnon to put them all in power.
January 31, 2026 at 2:33 PM
What’s making me feel insane is that Qanon got its start on 4chan via the /pol/ board, the “containment board” that predictably did the opposite of containment, which was created right after the site’s owner met with Jeffrey Epstein. It’s like a bad conspiracy theory except it’s real.