Walan (the w is silent)
@walan.bsky.social
2004 Punxsutawney Area High School Groundhog King currently reigning over Pittsburgh. Father, husband, bi, maybe neurodivergent, definitely exhausted.
I SEE THAT GARFIELD IN THE THUMBNAIL IF YOU GUYS FOUND THE LOST CAUGHT IN THE ACT LEVELS OH MY GOD
Please join us Monday for a special presentation.
Don't Just Watch TV: The Secrets of Sega Channel
YouTube video by The Video Game History Foundation
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I SEE THAT GARFIELD IN THE THUMBNAIL IF YOU GUYS FOUND THE LOST CAUGHT IN THE ACT LEVELS OH MY GOD
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now that megaman 12 has a release date we can finally confirm that clarissa explains it all takes place in the year 2027
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
now that megaman 12 has a release date we can finally confirm that clarissa explains it all takes place in the year 2027
The Game Awards? More like The Lame A-Boreds!
*raucous applause, women swooning in the audience, I am promoted to Monarch of the New York Times editorial department (they have monarchs)*
*raucous applause, women swooning in the audience, I am promoted to Monarch of the New York Times editorial department (they have monarchs)*
December 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The Game Awards? More like The Lame A-Boreds!
*raucous applause, women swooning in the audience, I am promoted to Monarch of the New York Times editorial department (they have monarchs)*
*raucous applause, women swooning in the audience, I am promoted to Monarch of the New York Times editorial department (they have monarchs)*
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none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
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We are SO EXCITED to finally show you Xcavator 2025! This is an unreleased (and unannounced!) NES game from 1991 that we recovered from its source code. The rights to it were 100% donated to us, and it's being published as a fundraiser cartridge to support our work!
We're partnering with @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social + @megacatstudios.bsky.social to release Xcavator 2025, a never before seen NES game from the legendary Chris Oberth.
100% of profits go to @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social!
Pre-order now to play the newest old game on the market: bit.ly/xcavator-2025
100% of profits go to @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social!
Pre-order now to play the newest old game on the market: bit.ly/xcavator-2025
December 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
We are SO EXCITED to finally show you Xcavator 2025! This is an unreleased (and unannounced!) NES game from 1991 that we recovered from its source code. The rights to it were 100% donated to us, and it's being published as a fundraiser cartridge to support our work!
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tired: Amelia Bedilia was silly and foolish and excessively literal
wired: Amelia Bedilia was engaging in malicious compliance and class solidarity against the oligarchs
wired: Amelia Bedilia was engaging in malicious compliance and class solidarity against the oligarchs
Amelia Bedilia was RIGHT rich folks DO want things done strangely
December 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
tired: Amelia Bedilia was silly and foolish and excessively literal
wired: Amelia Bedilia was engaging in malicious compliance and class solidarity against the oligarchs
wired: Amelia Bedilia was engaging in malicious compliance and class solidarity against the oligarchs
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OC ReMix presents TimeShift: The OverClocked ReMix 25th Anniversary Album
Soooooooooon...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYf...
Soooooooooon...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYf...
TimeShift: The OverClocked ReMix 25th Anniversary Album (Trailer)
YouTube video by OverClocked ReMix: Video Game Music Community
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
OC ReMix presents TimeShift: The OverClocked ReMix 25th Anniversary Album
Soooooooooon...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYf...
Soooooooooon...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYf...
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
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If only there was a giant dance and music stage pageant somewhere that showed China before Communism! But alas no.
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If only there was a giant dance and music stage pageant somewhere that showed China before Communism! But alas no.
The shame of Pittsburgh, right up there with Christina Aguilera and the Steelers' second-half slide
Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
December 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The shame of Pittsburgh, right up there with Christina Aguilera and the Steelers' second-half slide
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Bluesky wrapped but it's how many times you scrolled super fast because you browse at work and every time your phone screen turns off, bluesky reloads itself fresh when you come back to it, putting you back at the very top (there is no way to avoid this)
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Bluesky wrapped but it's how many times you scrolled super fast because you browse at work and every time your phone screen turns off, bluesky reloads itself fresh when you come back to it, putting you back at the very top (there is no way to avoid this)
Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The stress and anxiety of Christmas is too much to bear. Doctor says treatment is simple. Go to movie theater. Die Hard is playing. Mindless action movie will make you feel better.
But doctor, says man with tears in his eyes, Die Hard is a Christmas movie!
But doctor, says man with tears in his eyes, Die Hard is a Christmas movie!
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The stress and anxiety of Christmas is too much to bear. Doctor says treatment is simple. Go to movie theater. Die Hard is playing. Mindless action movie will make you feel better.
But doctor, says man with tears in his eyes, Die Hard is a Christmas movie!
But doctor, says man with tears in his eyes, Die Hard is a Christmas movie!
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man these are getting too real
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
man these are getting too real
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December 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Waiting at a bar for my wife to get off work. Good news, Liar Liar's on the tv! Bad news, motion smoothing
December 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Waiting at a bar for my wife to get off work. Good news, Liar Liar's on the tv! Bad news, motion smoothing
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
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so what's the over/under on a pittsburgh waymo hurling itself down a stair street and off a cliff
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
so what's the over/under on a pittsburgh waymo hurling itself down a stair street and off a cliff
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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Oh my god
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Oh my god
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Well I didn't win anything from @cardsagainsthumanity.com 's Black Friday sale, but all these store discount codes are great inspiration for band names
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Well I didn't win anything from @cardsagainsthumanity.com 's Black Friday sale, but all these store discount codes are great inspiration for band names
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In case it's not clicking for the Zoomers: That's supposed to be Yoshi on the label.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fanta Reptile Raspberry Slurpee (1993-1993): A blue raspberry-flavored slush drink made with Fanta pop, released at 7-11 stores to promote the live-action "Super Mario Bros." film
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
In case it's not clicking for the Zoomers: That's supposed to be Yoshi on the label.
Yeah.
Yeah.