everything sucks irl now so I need these two to fuck.

(this is a joke i'm sure there are 15 or so nice normal people who live in Miami)

miami is like las vegas in that it doesn't feel like a real place with real people. it's a collection of multi-national media conglomerates, the hotels where all their executives stay during conferences, and a bunch of old people whose children only call them once a year.

it's a good project for a vintage machine cuz my Singer 101 is capable of teeny tiny stitches, so no rice or chamomile will be escaping.

sometimes I'm tired of the discourse, folks. we should all just enjoy the horny hockey show together.

gay men cannot make up their mind if women are disgusting perverts getting off to nasty gay sex or if they're prudish matrons toning down the realities of gay sex to fit their Victorian ideals. It's almost like we can't escape the virgin/whore dichotomy even with gay men!

sorry, these covers are ass. Give an artist $20k to make them look like this, George. I know you've got the spare change.

these women are deeply pathetic and I almost feel bad for them.

for a moment I saw what could be a father and son relationship without the stiff macho bullshit and it was beautiful.

no one has ever been more down bad than Erich was for Heinrich. get yourself a man who goes on an 80 year Nazi killing spree for you.

Erich being like "I can't kill myself because my memories of him are the only proof that Heinrich ever existed" and me being like 😭

eventually I'll get so frustrated I'll just be like you know what, fuck it, it's named Matriarchy Femdom Story With Way Too Much Plot to Technically be an Erotica Novel

this is a complicating level of drama that would be really delicious if explored lol. I bet the women in the WNBA have already gotten this talk before aha.