☆Sabi Bat Princess☆
@wastelandseraphim.bsky.social
Some call me……………Sabi
I shitpost and make music. Professionally depressed, clinically apathetic.
Genießer von Kätzchen
Always ^,..,^
Live well, fight hard, die laughing.
I shitpost and make music. Professionally depressed, clinically apathetic.
Genießer von Kätzchen
Always ^,..,^
Live well, fight hard, die laughing.
This is my girl. I love her so much
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
This is my girl. I love her so much
Make me smile potato smiles. Idk why I’m being such a cunt right now.
January 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Make me smile potato smiles. Idk why I’m being such a cunt right now.
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'How much does the aurora borealis weigh?" It's pretty light.
January 2, 2026 at 3:29 PM
'How much does the aurora borealis weigh?" It's pretty light.
*licks eyeballs for moisture*
January 2, 2026 at 10:22 AM
*licks eyeballs for moisture*
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Video game ads in the 90's were something else...
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Video game ads in the 90's were something else...
Her: *multi-layered question*
Her mom: 👍🏻
Her mom: 👍🏻
December 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Her: *multi-layered question*
Her mom: 👍🏻
Her mom: 👍🏻
Basement finds today include bat skeleton and mouse. An auspicious start to the career of the first female blurnsball player
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Basement finds today include bat skeleton and mouse. An auspicious start to the career of the first female blurnsball player
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a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
Them: “Hi welcome to McDonald’s. What can I get for you?”
Me: “Yah, I’ll take the 10 piece sex please.”
Them: “Did you want the females or the extra large males today ma’am?”
Me: “hmmm let’s go extra large males today.”
(Trying to order bugs in bulk)
Me: “Yah, I’ll take the 10 piece sex please.”
Them: “Did you want the females or the extra large males today ma’am?”
Me: “hmmm let’s go extra large males today.”
(Trying to order bugs in bulk)
December 31, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Them: “Hi welcome to McDonald’s. What can I get for you?”
Me: “Yah, I’ll take the 10 piece sex please.”
Them: “Did you want the females or the extra large males today ma’am?”
Me: “hmmm let’s go extra large males today.”
(Trying to order bugs in bulk)
Me: “Yah, I’ll take the 10 piece sex please.”
Them: “Did you want the females or the extra large males today ma’am?”
Me: “hmmm let’s go extra large males today.”
(Trying to order bugs in bulk)
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The autistic community must have been major hyped in 1804.
December 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The autistic community must have been major hyped in 1804.
To do list for today
1. Deep clean room
—trouble shoot laundry machine??
2. Finish all laundry
3. Stop every 5 minutes cuz my stomach is fucked up
4. Restring my guitars
5. Clean my guns
6. Continue dying every 5 minutes cuz stomach sad
7. Cry
8. Witchy stuff
9. Reorganize the closet
1. Deep clean room
—trouble shoot laundry machine??
2. Finish all laundry
3. Stop every 5 minutes cuz my stomach is fucked up
4. Restring my guitars
5. Clean my guns
6. Continue dying every 5 minutes cuz stomach sad
7. Cry
8. Witchy stuff
9. Reorganize the closet
December 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
To do list for today
1. Deep clean room
—trouble shoot laundry machine??
2. Finish all laundry
3. Stop every 5 minutes cuz my stomach is fucked up
4. Restring my guitars
5. Clean my guns
6. Continue dying every 5 minutes cuz stomach sad
7. Cry
8. Witchy stuff
9. Reorganize the closet
1. Deep clean room
—trouble shoot laundry machine??
2. Finish all laundry
3. Stop every 5 minutes cuz my stomach is fucked up
4. Restring my guitars
5. Clean my guns
6. Continue dying every 5 minutes cuz stomach sad
7. Cry
8. Witchy stuff
9. Reorganize the closet
I spent two hours trouble shooting my washing machine only to find out that a pair of my panties got sucked into the drainage intake >,..,>
December 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I spent two hours trouble shooting my washing machine only to find out that a pair of my panties got sucked into the drainage intake >,..,>
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
It’s wall-to-wall lesbians out there.
December 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It’s wall-to-wall lesbians out there.
Emotional conversation with my dad.jpg what
December 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Emotional conversation with my dad.jpg what
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Honey come quick! The shit prospectors found shit under the mountain in California! Veins of shit that go on for miles! The shit miners are back in business yeehaw!
December 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Honey come quick! The shit prospectors found shit under the mountain in California! Veins of shit that go on for miles! The shit miners are back in business yeehaw!
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Go piss girl she says. Is she telling the girl to piss? Is she encouraging the one who is a piss girl? The world may never know.
December 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Go piss girl she says. Is she telling the girl to piss? Is she encouraging the one who is a piss girl? The world may never know.
Yall I get to see my family for the holidays for the first time in 6 years tomorrow and I get to bring my soon to be wife with me and I’m actually so so excited
December 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Yall I get to see my family for the holidays for the first time in 6 years tomorrow and I get to bring my soon to be wife with me and I’m actually so so excited
A bridge over water has burned to the ground but I still count the satellites as if they’re stars
December 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
A bridge over water has burned to the ground but I still count the satellites as if they’re stars
Me: up at 5 a.m. for no reason
*starts coffee maker*
….
*cracks beer*
*starts coffee maker*
….
*cracks beer*
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Me: up at 5 a.m. for no reason
*starts coffee maker*
….
*cracks beer*
*starts coffee maker*
….
*cracks beer*
This is a Sabi public service announcement:
Constant jokes about condiments during sex is not conducive to keeping your partner in the mood.
That will be all.
Constant jokes about condiments during sex is not conducive to keeping your partner in the mood.
That will be all.
December 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This is a Sabi public service announcement:
Constant jokes about condiments during sex is not conducive to keeping your partner in the mood.
That will be all.
Constant jokes about condiments during sex is not conducive to keeping your partner in the mood.
That will be all.
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