Tom Westgate
@we5ty.bsky.social
NUFC fan. Musician. Lefty. Total legend.
Don’t be a dick.
Don’t be a dick.
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Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
May 14, 2023 at 8:02 PM
Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
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Restarting the song because I wasn't listening hard enough
December 3, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Restarting the song because I wasn't listening hard enough
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[at my funeral]
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!
December 3, 2024 at 7:41 PM
[at my funeral]
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!
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Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: because you like me
Cop: omg shut up I do not
Me: because you like me
Cop: omg shut up I do not
December 3, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: because you like me
Cop: omg shut up I do not
Me: because you like me
Cop: omg shut up I do not
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SURPRISE! I scream, bursting from the vat of mashed potatoes. The other lunch ladies do not look surprised. They do not look surprised at all.
May 22, 2024 at 10:31 PM
SURPRISE! I scream, bursting from the vat of mashed potatoes. The other lunch ladies do not look surprised. They do not look surprised at all.
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.
Every one of these is perfect. Twat it.
Julian Dicks from the penalty spot.
No mind games. No strategy.
Just pure violence.
No mind games. No strategy.
Just pure violence.
November 30, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Every one of these is perfect. Twat it.