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i play videos game and forget how to make music. he/him. weffjebster.stream
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"fun fact" no. i get to decide whether it's fun or not. do not emotionally manipulate me
brendan sorsby is planning to inform the team that he's gonna either go to the draft or get transferred. if only there were a team that he could look forward to being a part of next year, with a coach that didn't suck. rise up cincinnati bearcats bsky we gotta get a 2-for-1 football/bball coach deal
December 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
i'm sorry "Astalon: Tears of the Earth" fans but I won't be playing your game to-day. SIKE twitch.tv/weffjebster

big long stream come on in c'MAWN
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December 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
zoner twitch.tv/weffjebster
morestufflater get in here it's friday -- i was in a car earlier today
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December 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
passing time by clenching my fists staring at my picture of toadofsky that i drew devil horns and a goatee on
December 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Update on this character: maybe he TRADED his eye for psychic powers??
NEW CHARACTER: a pirate who wears an eyepatch bc he lost his eye but develops psychic powers and who ALSO takes exception when say he has a third eye when he actually only has two now
December 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.

NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Al Michaels calling a game ending field goal with the same enthusiasm as a random FG try midway through the second quarter kinda made me question if i understood the rules of football for a second
December 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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git gud is a common gamer phrase. it means "become a good person."
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
many people are yelling "GO CLAIR OBSCUR" and "GO SILKSONG". I'm yelling "GO CIVIL PARTICIPATION AND RESPONSIBLE CITIZENSHIP"
I forgot about the game awards because I went to a political fundraiser instead, which I don’t say in a judging/superiority way but more a “huh, okay, cool” way
December 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Arctic Awakening. After a plane crash, wander the Arctic wilderness with your court-ordered therapy bot. '10s-style slow burn walking sim. VA performances are very good, music is perfect for the moment. Some parts feel a bit trudgy/pointless, but the whole package is worth it. Reco. #whatsweffplayin
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
and now: the moment you've all been waiting for: the event of the year: what critics are raving about: your favorite band's favorite band: the choice of a new generation: a kindly grandmother shushing a crying infant: twitch.tv/weffjebster secret of mana monday
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December 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Y'know i don't even mind Last Christmas. Why can't we have a game about the Beach Boys' Merry Christmas, Baby
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
pizza place is playing christmas music. The first test of Whamageddon is here
December 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
NEW CHARACTER: a pirate who wears an eyepatch bc he lost his eye but develops psychic powers and who ALSO takes exception when say he has a third eye when he actually only has two now
December 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
all song choruses should follow this structure:

self-identification: "we're an American band"
reaffirmation of identity: "we're an American band"
notice of action: "we're coming to your town"
declaration of intent: "we're here to party down"
final affirmation of identity: "we're an American band"
December 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
no hashtag whats weff playin yet bc i haven't finished it but whew i'm a good portion of the way through arctic awakening and if i said in january 2025 that i'd be engrossed in a unity/fmod walking sim in december 2025 i would have called it copium. but it's real. it's real
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
me at the top of my lungs at the dinner table this christmas
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
(turns into a Kodiak brand Protein-Packed Cinnamon French Toast Stick) well... You are what you eat!
December 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Once Glorious Artahk. Glad I muscled through the slow early progression to see credits on this dense puzzler. Fascinating writing, great 'aha' moments, take your own notes, make your own maps, give it a shot. I almost 100%'d it; may come back later to polish it off. Satisfying game. #whatsweffplayin
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
tryna figure out how expensive it would be to fill a plex server with all the music i want to have available to me at all times and starting to really regret not having been buying music this whole time. you all were right. fuck
December 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
they're telling me there's a movie called ella mccay that stars someone named emma mackey. i uhhh don't have a fun witticism for this one it just seems a little on the nose
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
nfl redzone was just driving through a tunnel y'all chill out
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
have a holly jolly christmas. it's december 6th twitch.tv/weffjebster

I didn't stream until right now and once i'm streaming i won't have been streaming. jets of time randomizer
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December 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
i'm the swagonborn. i got skyrizz
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
you know no one would be able to write and record Lido Shuffle these days on account of anyone named Boz Scraggs would be hunted for their luscious meats
December 6, 2025 at 9:06 AM