I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
I will not eat out tonight
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One more AI video and I might just commit a crime
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
One more AI video and I might just commit a crime
I haven’t heard @rockfactory.bsky.social sing in far too long ☹️
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I haven’t heard @rockfactory.bsky.social sing in far too long ☹️
Don’t worry everyone, it’s not even 8am and Sower has already told his Dad that he loves him, unprompted!
“We’re getting married to each other now.”
“There’s only one problem with that.”
“What?”
“I’m already married to Daddy!”
“I want to give Daddy to another family.”
“There’s only one problem with that.”
“What?”
“I’m already married to Daddy!”
“I want to give Daddy to another family.”
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Don’t worry everyone, it’s not even 8am and Sower has already told his Dad that he loves him, unprompted!
“We’re getting married to each other now.”
“There’s only one problem with that.”
“What?”
“I’m already married to Daddy!”
“I want to give Daddy to another family.”
“There’s only one problem with that.”
“What?”
“I’m already married to Daddy!”
“I want to give Daddy to another family.”
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“We’re getting married to each other now.”
“There’s only one problem with that.”
“What?”
“I’m already married to Daddy!”
“I want to give Daddy to another family.”
“There’s only one problem with that.”
“What?”
“I’m already married to Daddy!”
“I want to give Daddy to another family.”
Who needs ASMR when you can just get real quiet and listen to the microplastic rattling around in your brain
October 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Who needs ASMR when you can just get real quiet and listen to the microplastic rattling around in your brain
Reposted by kelbel69
the hard way (creative flow state, meaningful vocation, trophies/accolades) no working…
but the easy way (8+ hr sleep, mindful substance use, cardio, and friends) does kinda suffice, tbh
but the easy way (8+ hr sleep, mindful substance use, cardio, and friends) does kinda suffice, tbh
October 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
the hard way (creative flow state, meaningful vocation, trophies/accolades) no working…
but the easy way (8+ hr sleep, mindful substance use, cardio, and friends) does kinda suffice, tbh
but the easy way (8+ hr sleep, mindful substance use, cardio, and friends) does kinda suffice, tbh
Beets are lowkey the closest thing to cannibalism. Agree or disagree?
October 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Beets are lowkey the closest thing to cannibalism. Agree or disagree?
“I’m stressed out.”
“Why?”
“Because no one’s playing with me.”
“Why?”
“Because no one’s playing with me.”
October 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
“I’m stressed out.”
“Why?”
“Because no one’s playing with me.”
“Why?”
“Because no one’s playing with me.”
6am-4pm: Mommy Honey :)
4pm-bedtime: Mommy Trunchbull :(
4pm-bedtime: Mommy Trunchbull :(
October 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
6am-4pm: Mommy Honey :)
4pm-bedtime: Mommy Trunchbull :(
4pm-bedtime: Mommy Trunchbull :(
It’s exhilarating to shop at the Brentwood Fresh Market and pretend I’m married to an investment banker
October 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It’s exhilarating to shop at the Brentwood Fresh Market and pretend I’m married to an investment banker
Not committing to anything…but…….if I ever were to GM a one-shot RPG, is there anyone out there who would be interested in playing?? (Vibes: unsettling, atmospheric, horror-leaning)
October 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Not committing to anything…but…….if I ever were to GM a one-shot RPG, is there anyone out there who would be interested in playing?? (Vibes: unsettling, atmospheric, horror-leaning)
Do not go on a hike with Sower unless you want to have a conversation with every single passing person + answer questions like:
Why am I “I”?
Why does everyone grow everyone?
Why do bodies work like that?
Why am I “I”?
Why does everyone grow everyone?
Why do bodies work like that?
October 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Do not go on a hike with Sower unless you want to have a conversation with every single passing person + answer questions like:
Why am I “I”?
Why does everyone grow everyone?
Why do bodies work like that?
Why am I “I”?
Why does everyone grow everyone?
Why do bodies work like that?
Reposted by kelbel69
As a society we’ve spent way too much time on “is a hot dog a sandwich?” and not nearly enough time on “is a rock alive?”
October 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
As a society we’ve spent way too much time on “is a hot dog a sandwich?” and not nearly enough time on “is a rock alive?”
Reposted by kelbel69
i would be set for life if i had a job where i was able to just chat with someone for fun if i felt like it but also do something else for fun if i didn’t feel like chatting
October 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
i would be set for life if i had a job where i was able to just chat with someone for fun if i felt like it but also do something else for fun if i didn’t feel like chatting
Oh to have the confidence of a three-year-old singing Shania Twain at top volume in the grocery store
October 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Oh to have the confidence of a three-year-old singing Shania Twain at top volume in the grocery store
Saturday morning sponsored by @thankswedge.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Saturday morning sponsored by @thankswedge.bsky.social
Sometimes you just need a lady at a front desk to call you Baby
October 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Sometimes you just need a lady at a front desk to call you Baby
Reposted by kelbel69
just realized something terrible, unnerving, and horrendous
September 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
just realized something terrible, unnerving, and horrendous
“Why do you have a ring on your finger?”
“I’m married to Daddy.”
“ALREADY?!”
“I’m married to Daddy.”
“ALREADY?!”
September 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“Why do you have a ring on your finger?”
“I’m married to Daddy.”
“ALREADY?!”
“I’m married to Daddy.”
“ALREADY?!”
I’ve never fully understood what the Red Hat Society is, and I’ve also never wanted to belong to an organization more
September 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’ve never fully understood what the Red Hat Society is, and I’ve also never wanted to belong to an organization more
One minute you’re waking eight times a night + perpetually covered in bodily fluids + dismantling and rebuilding your entire sense of self, BUT THEN you blink and you’re leaving for a night out and as you walk away you hear your kid whisper to your partner:
“I love her.”
“I love her.”
September 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
One minute you’re waking eight times a night + perpetually covered in bodily fluids + dismantling and rebuilding your entire sense of self, BUT THEN you blink and you’re leaving for a night out and as you walk away you hear your kid whisper to your partner:
“I love her.”
“I love her.”
Reposted by kelbel69
@welcometokelbel.bsky.social can tell if a guy is my type from a single glance at 1 photo
September 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
@welcometokelbel.bsky.social can tell if a guy is my type from a single glance at 1 photo
Nothing like a new drivers license photo to absolutely obliterate every last shred of self confidence you’ve managed to cobble together over the years!
September 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Nothing like a new drivers license photo to absolutely obliterate every last shred of self confidence you’ve managed to cobble together over the years!