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Henchman 24
@welpitsben.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Sometimes art is good
Thank fucking god the Ravens are going to lose and not make the playoffs and we can finally be rid of Harbaugh.
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Thank fucking god the Ravens are going to lose and not make the playoffs and we can finally be rid of Harbaugh.
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me being dragged out of chilis happy hour
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
me being dragged out of chilis happy hour
Really glad I don’t have to think about Stranger Things anymore after tonight.
January 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Really glad I don’t have to think about Stranger Things anymore after tonight.
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How bad was this? The White House asked Bari Weiss to spike the show in order to drum up interest
JUST IN: CBS’s Kennedy Center Honors just hit an all-time ratings low. Preliminary Nielsen data shows only ~2.65M viewers tuned in to the Trump-hosted show, down from 4.1M in 2024. A stunning 35% year-over-year collapse.
December 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
How bad was this? The White House asked Bari Weiss to spike the show in order to drum up interest
I’m the Ghost of Christmas Butts
December 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’m the Ghost of Christmas Butts
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You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
That glorious feeling when you think you’re reaching for your last beer but wait there’s two more left.
December 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
That glorious feeling when you think you’re reaching for your last beer but wait there’s two more left.
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Today, I spoke with Kilmar Abrego Garcia and his wife, Jennifer. In April, when I met with him in El Salvador, Trump said he would never set foot in the U.S. again.
This case has never been about one man alone; if the govt can violate the constitutional rights of one, all our rights are threatened.
This case has never been about one man alone; if the govt can violate the constitutional rights of one, all our rights are threatened.
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Today, I spoke with Kilmar Abrego Garcia and his wife, Jennifer. In April, when I met with him in El Salvador, Trump said he would never set foot in the U.S. again.
This case has never been about one man alone; if the govt can violate the constitutional rights of one, all our rights are threatened.
This case has never been about one man alone; if the govt can violate the constitutional rights of one, all our rights are threatened.
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he's weak and he's flailing and he's never had less juice in his political life
know that, even as he does untold damage on the way down, we are going to win
know that, even as he does untold damage on the way down, we are going to win
Indiana’s Senate has voted AGAINST the GOP gerrymander that’d have locked in a 9-0 map.
This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026.
The vote failed big, 19/31.
The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!
This keeps the 7-2 map in place, saving two Democratic seats heading into 2026.
The vote failed big, 19/31.
The MAJORITY of the GOP senators opposed it!
December 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
he's weak and he's flailing and he's never had less juice in his political life
know that, even as he does untold damage on the way down, we are going to win
know that, even as he does untold damage on the way down, we are going to win
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Alright let’s give Honey Don’t! a second shake.
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Alright let’s give Honey Don’t! a second shake.
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walking around my house doing the witch’s rap from INTO THE WOODS but replacing every mention of “greens” with the word “jeans”
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
walking around my house doing the witch’s rap from INTO THE WOODS but replacing every mention of “greens” with the word “jeans”
And I’ve brought some porn for watching
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
And I’ve brought some porn for watching
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
I’ve seen The Great Escape a million times and I couldn’t tell you which tunnel was which if you put a gun to my head.
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I’ve seen The Great Escape a million times and I couldn’t tell you which tunnel was which if you put a gun to my head.
About to turn off Late Night with the Devil if one more pre-movie logo plays I swear
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
About to turn off Late Night with the Devil if one more pre-movie logo plays I swear
When your team is down 14 points due to sheer bullshit you just go to bed
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
When your team is down 14 points due to sheer bullshit you just go to bed
Still funny every time someone has to pause for Baltimore to yell “O!” first
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Still funny every time someone has to pause for Baltimore to yell “O!” first
Ravens carrying on the grand tradition this year of looking like stinky poo poo butt in the first half.
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Ravens carrying on the grand tradition this year of looking like stinky poo poo butt in the first half.
It would be cool if my tax dollars could just pay for the mail service instead of having people pay money to send me trash.
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It would be cool if my tax dollars could just pay for the mail service instead of having people pay money to send me trash.
He left his family behind!
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
He left his family behind!
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
Needed to hit up my monster energy drink dealer this morning, rough night last night.
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Needed to hit up my monster energy drink dealer this morning, rough night last night.